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Been a while, but I'm semi-back
Topic Started: Dec 30 2016, 11:30 PM (576 Views)
The Grim Lich
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Hello, plebians and patricians. It is I, Grim, back for... I dunno. A time period. Ever since my old laptop decided that Coke was a dealbreaker earlier this month (thanks to a wonderful spill) I've been on the Windows, an ancient relic from Ought Nine whose one redeeming feature is that it runs. Slowly, and with internet so slow it makes my phone's high-speed-capacity-has-been-reached speed look like halfway decent internet, but... well, it's from '09, what can you expect?

So I'll be on even less than my usual absences, but I figured I ought to at least say hello and tell you why I'm even less visible than usual.

I will be back to my usual level of inactivity sometime next February at the earliest. Until then, ciao-ish.
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

oh hi

And okay bye
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

You spilled your drink on your computer? What, are you Boyd now?
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Clawford
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What is the semi-active Lunarian count at now? 4?
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Saturos
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Hey Grim!

Bye Grim!

Good luck with the computer stuff xP
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

Hi Grim! Happy new year.
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The Grim Lich
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Lachesis
Dec 31 2016, 11:52 AM
You spilled your drink on your computer? What, are you Boyd now?
Less "spilled" and more "forgot it was shaken, resulting in a champagne-like fountain of Coke".
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

That's why you open it away from the 'puter always
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

>forgetting it was shaken
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

I was going to drink a sprite on my way to work the other day but it had some dried soda on it from a can that had burst in its container so it got stuck to my gloves and when I tried to put it down the can went flying into the ground.

It's currently still sitting in my cup dish thing in my car, unopened.

But probably colder than my fridge, mm.
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The Grim Lich
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guess who's back
back
back
back again
gain
gain
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Grimmy's back

Tell a friend
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

Hello~ Welcome back!
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Clawford
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You ruined it Satty.
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