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For a not so Special Someone
Topic Started: Aug 3 2016, 08:09 AM (1,408 Views)
Mia
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!

I know you are living in the future and as I am typing this message, it will be 10 pm in Japan. Just only two hours left until it is midnight where you are. I have known you for about nine years and we have grown close. Happy birthday, Satterrible!

Thank you for creating ToK, bringing people together and turning this into a dating site being one of my best friends. Time to embarrass you by saying many lovey dovey stuff about you! Tehehehe... JK. I hope you have a wonderful birthday in the land of weeabos and make a safe trip back to Mooseland.

PS- I HATE YOU :p
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Artemis
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wait you're making him sound at least a little bit special...... the title is wrong.....

happy birthday weeb
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Kyarorain
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Epitome of Insanity

Happy birthday, Satty~
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

Happy Birthday mother [radio edit]er

No I will not watch Monogatari as my gift to you
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Slimegunk
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My servants never die

happy birthday satty~
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leaf
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Crimson Leaf Vermillion

happy birthday you old coot
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Aevis Martius Ravi
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Origins

Happy Birthday!!
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Artemis
Aug 3 2016, 08:13 AM
happy birthday weeb
 
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

Happy Birthday!
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Necare
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Fallen Angel

Never thought I'd see so many people celebrating cancer's birthday in one place.

I refuse to be a part of this.


:luna:
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Clawford
has no style

But you are.
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ShmittlesThePoe
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haaa-peee baaazdaaay
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Necare
Aug 3 2016, 02:56 PM
Never thought I'd see so many people celebrating cancer's birthday in one place.

I refuse to be a part of this.


:luna:
? Cancer is a disease? this is satty, a real life person, who only happens to be canadian.
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Necare
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That's what I said?

:luna:
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Artemis
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Pplease don't ruin my Good Joke's.
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Happy birthday Satty
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

satty Happy birthday may long you suffer in agony.
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Happy bday Mr Satty
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Saturos
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^___^ Thanks, everyone!

And an extra thank you +1 for the topic creator =P
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Teehee no problem honey
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