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Topic Started: Jun 19 2016, 10:55 PM (9,456 Views)
Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

what about bamsockle?
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whimzzzie
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Gnarlymaple
Jun 20 2016, 07:16 PM
whimsikal
Jun 20 2016, 07:01 PM
So all clans are scary and I should just remain clanless, basically?
Making decisions is scary and being clanless is fine, I was in your boat up until a few weeks ago and I doubt my current allegiance will last long (sorry Mars-friends, I'm impulsive!)



That's actually incredible, Satty, I need to try this sometime! ToK Canada Meetup 2.0 when???

Fellas, all this talk of alcohol is making me thirsty. It's Monday night, let's get TURNT

*passes out after half a can of craft brewed porter*
ToK Canada Meetup 2.0 because I wasn't there for 1.0 and because the US is scary


Gnarly you need to up your tolerance half a can is how I start some of my mornings
You work on alcohol and I'll work on how much I can deadlift and we'll be improved together
Clawford
Jun 20 2016, 07:08 PM
Necare
Jun 20 2016, 07:02 PM
Clawford
Jun 20 2016, 06:51 PM
Necare
Jun 20 2016, 05:49 PM
I'd stay away from Sol if I were you. They're all immigrants.

Wait.

Aliens. That was it. They're all aliens.


:luna:
New strategy: don't bring up irrational hatred of Sol when trying to recruit the Canadians.
My hatred is entirely rational.

:luna:
Ok you're right. We need the girl for the full scale invasion.
who is the girl what invasion what is happening
Necare
Jun 20 2016, 07:12 PM
Also our sex dungeons are the best-equipped you will find on the Temple. Some of the Clans don't even have more than one. It's shameful, really.
you've almost sold me
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

alcohol is shit tier though
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

idk if I can handle having two Lunarian Katies living in Toronto
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Saturos
Jun 20 2016, 07:21 PM
Yeah, Clan choice doesn't really matter, it's just something for fun. ^^ You can stay Clanless, or join whichever Clan you like.

Don't worry Gnarly, it'll happen! Either in Montreal or maybe in Boston - and if in Boston, I'll bring some Canadian whiskey for you -
but it's probably cheaper in the States anyway, rip Canada's alcohol prices
Right Whims? >.> <.<
Yeah honestly but I mean with the lower taxes and the higher dollar everything is cheaper in the states
But alcohol is the most important of those things
the most
Saturos
Jun 20 2016, 07:46 PM
idk if I can handle having two Lunarian Katies living in Toronto
wait who is the other one

(even tho I guess I'm "the other one")

And nothing is for certain yet fret not
Edited by whimzzzie, Jun 20 2016, 07:49 PM.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

whimsikal
Jun 20 2016, 07:48 PM
But alcohol is the most important of those things
http://forum.templeofkraden.com/topic/7314330/1/
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Necare
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Too bad, it's happening Satty.

Luna also has Raseren. Also Ringtaile, although he only shows up once in a blue moon. Two more [rainbow]FABULOUS[/rainbow] individuals you will never meet.


:luna:
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Skylin
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2 Lewd 4 U

Y u no Mercury ; ~ ;
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Aevis Martius Ravi
Jun 20 2016, 07:09 PM
I mean, more holes to fill, mo' better, right?
are we still talking about waffles here
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Necare
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Fallen Angel

Yes and no.

:luna:
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Skylin
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2 Lewd 4 U

Oh that link finally loaded.

You're a fan of Yugioh and scifi?
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Gnarlymaple
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whimsikal
Jun 20 2016, 07:40 PM
Gnarlymaple
Jun 20 2016, 07:16 PM
whimsikal
Jun 20 2016, 07:01 PM
So all clans are scary and I should just remain clanless, basically?
Making decisions is scary and being clanless is fine, I was in your boat up until a few weeks ago and I doubt my current allegiance will last long (sorry Mars-friends, I'm impulsive!)



That's actually incredible, Satty, I need to try this sometime! ToK Canada Meetup 2.0 when???

Fellas, all this talk of alcohol is making me thirsty. It's Monday night, let's get TURNT

*passes out after half a can of craft brewed porter*
ToK Canada Meetup 2.0 because I wasn't there for 1.0 and because the US is scary


Gnarly you need to up your tolerance half a can is how I start some of my mornings
You work on alcohol and I'll work on how much I can deadlift and we'll be improved together
I'll gladly start doing beer curls if you attempt to grow beyond skeleton-mode.

Then at the next ToK meetup we can get drunk and deadlift the other posters.

Perfect...
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
Jun 20 2016, 07:39 PM
what about bamsockle?
sure sure
Gnarlymaple
Jun 20 2016, 08:01 PM
I'll gladly start doing beer curls if you attempt to grow beyond skeleton-mode.

Then at the next ToK meetup we can get drunk and deadlift the other posters.

Perfect...
I will agree to work on my arms and my arms alone
If I go beyond skeleton-mode for the rest of me I won't look as nice in crop-tops and they are mostly what I wear/own
Necare
Jun 20 2016, 08:00 PM
Yes and no.

:luna:
*stares into the camera like on the office*
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

So I just skipped most of that, because wow.

The other Katie is Necare's ladyfriend, btw.
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Aevis Martius Ravi
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whimsikal
Jun 20 2016, 07:58 PM
Aevis Martius Ravi
Jun 20 2016, 07:09 PM
I mean, more holes to fill, mo' better, right?
are we still talking about waffles here
I'm a master of double entendres.

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No I feel you though I hate the pendulum stuff and also it's seriously hacks


I couldn't take the game anymore after that, they took away royal oppression and neutered Vanity's Emptiness, so yeah. Screw that. I live in the days where I topped my local tourney weekly for a while, back when nothing was banned yet. Aka a long [radio edit]ing time ago.
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The Phantom Squee
Jun 20 2016, 08:17 PM
So I just skipped most of that, because wow.

The other Katie is Necare's ladyfriend, btw.
Aaaah ok
We'll make it work, tho, nobody irl calls me katie anyways
also for those who inquired i gained a skype account
Edited by whimzzzie, Jun 20 2016, 08:30 PM.
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Gnarlymaple
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whimsikal
Jun 20 2016, 08:01 PM
I will agree to work on my arms and my arms alone
If I go beyond skeleton-mode for the rest of me I won't look as nice in crop-tops and they are mostly what I wear/own
I bet you're the kind of girl that does curls in the squat rack. Disgusting.
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Clawford
has no style

Necare
Jun 20 2016, 07:55 PM
Too bad, it's happening Satty.

Luna also has Raseren. Also Ringtaile, although he only shows up once in a blue moon. Two more [rainbow]FABULOUS[/rainbow] individuals you will never meet.


:luna:
Wow I see I'm not wanted anymore.
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Gnarlymaple
Jun 20 2016, 08:34 PM
whimsikal
Jun 20 2016, 08:01 PM
I will agree to work on my arms and my arms alone
If I go beyond skeleton-mode for the rest of me I won't look as nice in crop-tops and they are mostly what I wear/own
I bet you're the kind of girl that does curls in the squat rack. Disgusting.
No I'm the kind of girl who doesn't know what any of that means ahah
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Can I imagine you as a squirrel?
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