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Topic Started: Jun 19 2016, 10:55 PM (9,457 Views)
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Aevis Martius Ravi
Jun 20 2016, 06:49 PM
whimsikal
Jun 20 2016, 06:41 PM
Aevis Martius Ravi
Jun 20 2016, 06:39 PM
We also have imaginary coconut friends. They're the best.

Syrup and wiskey sounds....interesting. Probably have to be drunk to chug syrup anyhow. 8D
you say that as I sit here sipping half a cup of maple syrup

do you think this is a game
I'm mulling over challenging a canadian to a drinking game. This seems a really dumb idea. I might die to alcohol poisoning today. Or asphyxiation by syrup. One of the two.
Might?
This is not a "might" situation babe
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Welcome to the temple. Also what is your favorite 3DS game so far? Mines Kirby Planet Robobot.
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Aevis Martius Ravi shudders.
Not sure if to be scared of italicized pancakes or a woman that could drink me under the table.
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Jun 20 2016, 06:49 PM
whimsikal
Jun 20 2016, 06:48 PM
ok real talk guys
It was down to Venus, Mars, Sol and Luna clans
Mars has fire which is scary and Venus has Kris which is scary and I've been warned about Sol, now

hmmmmm
Luna has Necare

which is, most certainly, scary
So all clans are scary and I should just remain clanless, basically?
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Jun 20 2016, 06:51 PM
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Jun 20 2016, 05:49 PM
I'd stay away from Sol if I were you. They're all immigrants.

Wait.

Aliens. That was it. They're all aliens.


:luna:
New strategy: don't bring up irrational hatred of Sol when trying to recruit the Canadians.
My hatred is entirely rational.

:luna:
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Yeah, they actually sell maple whiskey in Canada! We had a Kradenette meetup in Toronto/Montreal, and I think we drank some in Montreal? I remember there was maple brandy, at least.

And wow Kal (Sikal?) I don't know what kind of punk pancakes you're making
You whisk it until it's smooth and air bubbles appear in the mix

And if you're not making half-inch to an inch-thick pancakes that are just soft fluffy pieces of heaven you're doing it wrong (and probably need to adjust your cooking ratios)
Though realtalk I actually prefer thinner pancakes since then you get a higher syrup-flake ratio

Also waffles are inferior, you need way more syrup to cover a waffle, and since they're crispy on the outside the syrup doesn't soak into the waffle itself, like it does with a pancake
And when you break the squares the syrup leaks out onto the plate and it's messy

Necare resorts to slandering Sol because apparently he doesn't think Luna can stand on its own merits B)
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Jun 20 2016, 06:56 PM
Aevis Martius Ravi shudders.
Not sure if to be scared of italicized pancakes or a woman that could drink me under the table.
Also it's not super fair considering, again: I am less than 100 pounds
my body mass does not generally lend well to heavy drinking, but I'll win anyways because the Canadian blood in me is strong

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_yW4-cgG4g[/youtube]
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Necare
Jun 20 2016, 07:02 PM
Clawford
Jun 20 2016, 06:51 PM
Necare
Jun 20 2016, 05:49 PM
I'd stay away from Sol if I were you. They're all immigrants.

Wait.

Aliens. That was it. They're all aliens.


:luna:
New strategy: don't bring up irrational hatred of Sol when trying to recruit the Canadians.
My hatred is entirely rational.

:luna:
Ok you're right. We need the girl for the full scale invasion.
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Aevis Martius Ravi
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WAFLLES HAVE MORE HOLES THOUGH. I mean, more holes to fill, mo' better, right?

I kinda want to try maple whiskey now...I've yet to try wiskey... I need to go on a world tour bender when I get settled. xD



@Whims: I've only been drinking for two years yet I somehow have a scary tolerance to alcohol so I am confident. Especially given this new information.
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Saturos
Jun 20 2016, 07:05 PM
Also waffles are inferior, you need way more syrup to cover a waffle, and since they're crispy on the outside the syrup doesn't soak into the waffle itself, like it does with a pancake
And when you break the squares the syrup leaks out onto the plate and it's messy

Necare resorts to slandering Sol because apparently he doesn't think Luna can stand on its own merits B)
Wtf kind of Canadian are you, I'm calling fraud. I bet you weren't born in the Maritimes, you're probably from Greenland or some shit.

Anyway if I'm supposed to talk up Luna, I suppose I should mention that we have cookies, and you may be scared of the dark but when you literally live within your fear, we will help you learn how to harness it. Terror shall be your weapon.

Also our sex dungeons are the best-equipped you will find on the Temple. Some of the Clans don't even have more than one. It's shameful, really.
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https://www.crownroyal.com/canadian-whisky/crown-royal-maple/
Crown Royal is also probably the best Canadian whiskey, imo.
I went to my friend's house in Japan and they had a bottle of Crown Royal in pride-of-place as a souvenir from Canada. 'cause damn right.


I love that in Canada we get a lot of our most patriotic moments from beer commercials (see that one, and "I am Canadian," and also our patriotic fervour (~_^) over Tim Horton's
WHIMS that's a good nickname
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whimsikal
Jun 20 2016, 07:01 PM
So all clans are scary and I should just remain clanless, basically?
Making decisions is scary and being clanless is fine, I was in your boat up until a few weeks ago and I doubt my current allegiance will last long (sorry Mars-friends, I'm impulsive!)



That's actually incredible, Satty, I need to try this sometime! ToK Canada Meetup 2.0 when???

Fellas, all this talk of alcohol is making me thirsty. It's Monday night, let's get TURNT

*passes out after half a can of craft brewed porter*
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Yeah, Clan choice doesn't really matter, it's just something for fun. ^^ You can stay Clanless, or join whichever Clan you like.

Don't worry Gnarly, it'll happen! Either in Montreal or maybe in Boston - and if in Boston, I'll bring some Canadian whiskey for you -
but it's probably cheaper in the States anyway, rip Canada's alcohol prices
Right Whims? >.> <.<
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

oh wow I've actually be called scary. I didn't know I could be scary
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Also Aevis I request that we be friends please find enclosed my full report on why

http://imgur.com/dbtzmWE

also sci-fi
that too
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Awoo!

now if only yugioh was a good game :'D
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Saturos
Jun 20 2016, 07:05 PM
And wow Kal (Sikal?) I don't know what kind of punk pancakes you're making
You whisk it until it's smooth and air bubbles appear in the mix

And if you're not making half-inch to an inch-thick pancakes that are just soft fluffy pieces of heaven you're doing it wrong (and probably need to adjust your cooking ratios)
Though realtalk I actually prefer thinner pancakes since then you get a higher syrup-flake ratio
kal or whims both work ahah

AND I'M SORRY BUT ON THE FLUFFY-SCALE WAFFLES WIN OK ALL SQUARE WAFFLES ARE AT LEAST AN INCH THICK
and what dumb waffles are YOU making that the freaking outside is too crunchy that the syrup doesn't go in

ugh
scrubs
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Awoo!

Can I call you whamsickle?
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whimsikal
Jun 20 2016, 07:23 PM
Also Aevis I request that we be friends please find enclosed my full report on why

http://imgur.com/dbtzmWE

also sci-fi
that too
Cool beans. Though I stopped playing when the pendulum junk came out. Ruined the game for me. Still looking forward to the 3ds game, though.

I love my scifi, yes. Xenosaga, Dead Space, Stargate, Mass Effect, just all good.

(Sees opportunity to push mars' agenda) *Ahem* So yes, you like plants, right, do you want to be the first person to grow plants on MARS? Ya know, like that one movie where that one guy who they thought was dead but actually wasn't dead, and botany on mars, yada yada yada... I think this is a good idea, yes?
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Jun 20 2016, 07:30 PM
Can I call you whamsickle?
um yes no need to ask
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