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Topic Started: Jun 19 2016, 10:55 PM (9,460 Views)
Clawford
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Greetings comrade. Today we will be serving complimentary waffles. As is tradition, we require a initiation fee of your firstborn child or the nearest puppy. Thank you and please leave your sanity with Thagmar at the door.
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Thanks Poui.

To ask about Venus, it's The Best Clan(tm). I'm kidding, we're all plslords in there, but it's fun anyway. Plus, we have Objectively The Best Skin, though anyone can and should use it.

And afraid of the dark, huh? I can't say I am, it would be kind of awkward if I was and worked the times I work (I do overnight shifts) but *furiously scribbles down notes.*

Final note: Taking time to get used to the place and the people before selecting a Clan is pretty much the right way to do things. Don't rush headlong into this Incredibly Important Decision. (It basically doesn't mean anything =3c)

If you're into RP, we basically only have two active RPs at any time. There's Broken Sanctum, a sequel to a long-running and now-completed RP from here on Temple which was written by the eldest members of the forum when they were teenagers, so it's hilariously edgy and Powerlevels galore. You don't need to read it to join BS, btw. One thing to keep in mind for BS is that there's a BS clan-lock where your character has to be an adept of your forum clan element, or a non-adept if you're clanless.

The other "RP" Is the Temple Rumble, which has rp elements but is at its core a system wherein players can stat a team of six to ten characters, either OCs or peeps from whatever medium you feel like. Video game characters, comic book characters, anime dudes or girls... It has an active RP element where people run plots that range through several rumbles (we're on #9 atm) and generally we run one Rumble every year. Rounds are run 2 or 3 times a week, depending on how the rumble is set up, so since every team eventually fights every other team at one point or another, the actual tourney takes a fair few months to go through. It's a lot of fun!

Have fun, Whimsikal!
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Hey there, welcome to the temple. Glad to hear there's someone else scared of the dark still.
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Clawford
Jun 20 2016, 04:23 PM
Greetings comrade. Today we will be serving complimentary waffles. As is tradition, we require a initiation fee of your firstborn child or the nearest puppy. Thank you and please leave your sanity with Thagmar at the door.
Giving my first born to get complimentary waffles sounds straight up my alley. Thanks!
UltaFlame
Jun 20 2016, 04:28 PM
To ask about Venus, it's The Best Clan(tm). I'm kidding, we're all plslords in there, but it's fun anyway. Plus, we have Objectively The Best Skin, though anyone can and should use it.

And afraid of the dark, huh? I can't say I am, it would be kind of awkward if I was and worked the times I work (I do overnight shifts) but *furiously scribbles down notes.*

Final note: Taking time to get used to the place and the people before selecting a Clan is pretty much the right way to do things. Don't rush headlong into this Incredibly Important Decision. (It basically doesn't mean anything =3c)

If you're into RP, we basically only have two active RPs at any time. There's Broken Sanctum, a sequel to a long-running and now-completed RP from here on Temple which was written by the eldest members of the forum when they were teenagers, so it's hilariously edgy and Powerlevels galore. You don't need to read it to join BS, btw. One thing to keep in mind for BS is that there's a BS clan-lock where your character has to be an adept of your forum clan element, or a non-adept if you're clanless.

The other "RP" Is the Temple Rumble, which has rp elements but is at its core a system wherein players can stat a team of six to ten characters, either OCs or peeps from whatever medium you feel like. Video game characters, comic book characters, anime dudes or girls... It has an active RP element where people run plots that range through several rumbles (we're on #9 atm) and generally we run one Rumble every year. Rounds are run 2 or 3 times a week, depending on how the rumble is set up, so since every team eventually fights every other team at one point or another, the actual tourney takes a fair few months to go through. It's a lot of fun!

Have fun, Whimsikal!
Oh, yeah, I had already chosen the Venus skin the first day I joined the site ahah
Yes, ahah perhaps it's childish of me to have that fear but *shrugs*

Ah geez! That's a lot at once, but I really appreciate it! Thanks for taking the time to explain all that to me, and it sounds very fun :heart:
Edited by whimzzzie, Jun 20 2016, 04:47 PM.
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Aevis Martius Ravi
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Photography and a lover of plants? Cool, cool, like ya already, miss whimsikal. Welcome to the temple and all that!
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Oh yes we are going to be friends. Here's the crucial question, though.

Waffles, pancakes, muffins, bagels, and french toast. Rank them in order.


:luna:
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Necare
Jun 20 2016, 04:47 PM
Oh yes we are going to be friends. Here's the crucial question, though.

Waffles, pancakes, muffins, bagels, and french toast. Rank them in order.


:luna:
This is a dangerous and trick question, ranking one of these incorrectly may involve dismemberment...
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Jun 20 2016, 04:47 PM
Oh yes we are going to be friends. Here's the crucial question, though.

Waffles, pancakes, muffins, bagels, and french toast. Rank them in order.


:luna:
oh god ok wait
*deep breaths*
1. Waffles (because they are the best and I hate fighting anyone but if you disagree I'm just gonna leave this whole forum right now because you'd be wrong)
2. French Toast (unless maybe the correct first answer was french toast; in which case I can let it slide just this once)
and then tbh I don't even care about the rest but here:
3. Bagels
4. Pancakes and muffins

(also I just realized I don't know what I was supposed to be ranking them by hmmmm)
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whimsikal
Jun 20 2016, 04:58 PM
Necare
Jun 20 2016, 04:47 PM
Oh yes we are going to be friends. Here's the crucial question, though.

Waffles, pancakes, muffins, bagels, and french toast. Rank them in order.


:luna:
oh god ok wait
*deep breaths*
1. Waffles (because they are the best and I hate fighting anyone but if you disagree I'm just gonna leave this whole forum right now because you'd be wrong)
Yessssssss okay we're best friends now. Muffins and bagels should have been tied for second but you ranked waffles first and pancakes last so that is forgiven. I would also have awarded bonus points for refusing to rank pancakes at all as they have no place on a list of true breakfasts or foodstuffs of any sort.

:luna:
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Necare
Jun 20 2016, 05:03 PM
whimsikal
Jun 20 2016, 04:58 PM
Necare
Jun 20 2016, 04:47 PM
Oh yes we are going to be friends. Here's the crucial question, though.

Waffles, pancakes, muffins, bagels, and french toast. Rank them in order.


:luna:
oh god ok wait
*deep breaths*
1. Waffles (because they are the best and I hate fighting anyone but if you disagree I'm just gonna leave this whole forum right now because you'd be wrong)
Yessssssss okay we're best friends now. Muffins and bagels should have been tied for second but you ranked waffles first and pancakes last so that is forgiven. I would also have awarded bonus points for refusing to rank pancakes at all as they have no place on a list of true breakfasts or foodstuffs of any sort.

:luna:
But see french toast had to win my second place because I can drown it in maple syrup.
Bagels aren't good with maple syrup so they had to be third
And I honestly was going to be like
"5. Pancakes can blow me "
But all I kept thinking was "No, no. You started with a snarky comment, you can't also end with one. You're not that rude."
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

You have answered the waffle wizard's question correctly.
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Jenna
Jun 20 2016, 05:11 PM
You have answered the waffle wizard's question correctly.
*lets out a sigh of relief that was the breath I've been holding this entire time*
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Too bad waffles are the worst breakfast food. the correct answer is cereal anyways
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*makes a mental note to do something special for Kris' Templeversary*

:luna:
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Awoo!

fun fact: I was thinking of making a topic about that like five days ago, but I missed the ability to make it 158 days early(member number 120 + favorite number 38)
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
Jun 20 2016, 05:23 PM
Too bad waffles are the worst breakfast food. the correct answer is cereal anyways
*stares into the camera like on the office*
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Awoo!

*stares back*
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Saturos
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wow rude af pancakes are best

But yeah, definitely feel free to take your time deciding your Clan! I'm Sol's Leader, by the way. ^^

Skype is mostly text-based chat for us, and we'll have a couple of voice calls a few times a year - I don't think we've ever done a video chat, haha.

And yeah, anyone can make a topic in Atelier! ^____^ Please feel free!
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Saturos
Jun 20 2016, 05:42 PM
wow rude af pancakes are best

But yeah, definitely feel free to take your time deciding your Clan! I'm Sol's Leader, by the way. ^^

Skype is mostly text-based chat for us, and we'll have a couple of voice calls a few times a year - I don't think we've ever done a video chat, haha.

And yeah, anyone can make a topic in Atelier! ^____^ Please feel free!
Yes I noticed!
I went to look at all the clans and I was looking at the posts in Sol and you all seem so lovely aaah

(except for the pancakes thing)
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I'd stay away from Sol if I were you. They're all immigrants.

Wait.

Aliens. That was it. They're all aliens.


:luna:
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