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Ready to feel old?
Topic Started: Jun 2 2016, 03:22 AM (1,417 Views)
Skylin
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2 Lewd 4 U

I wasn't in school on the 11th for some reason.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

I thought satty was 63?
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Saturos
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Better show some respect to your elders, miss =P
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Silvy
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idolswag4lyfe

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Jun 2 2016, 06:25 PM
Silvy
Jun 2 2016, 06:23 PM
Super Slash
Jun 2 2016, 05:52 PM
Skylin
Jun 2 2016, 05:15 AM
God so help me if I hear another person my age complain they're old...
We clearly aren't actually old, but it does make you realize how fast time actually goes by.
You folks don't even understand how old I feel, soon enough I'll be yelling at kids to get off my lawn with their darn wub wub music or whatever they listen to these days.
Get off my lawn.
Not until I bike all over your garden and destroy your shrubbery, it is my duty to society.

They didn't show anything to us on TV, just mentioned 9/11, at the time I think I was too young to realize the gravity of what had happened that day so I didn't think much of it.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

psh, showing elders respect is like soooo last generation, old man
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DJ Octavio
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Check out my spicy wasabi beats

And of course this topic gets created today. When I turn 28.

[radio edit] I'm old.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Wow you're turning 82 today, ryu?!
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

Silvy
Jun 2 2016, 06:41 PM
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Jun 2 2016, 06:25 PM
Silvy
Jun 2 2016, 06:23 PM
Super Slash
Jun 2 2016, 05:52 PM
Skylin
Jun 2 2016, 05:15 AM
God so help me if I hear another person my age complain they're old...
We clearly aren't actually old, but it does make you realize how fast time actually goes by.
You folks don't even understand how old I feel, soon enough I'll be yelling at kids to get off my lawn with their darn wub wub music or whatever they listen to these days.
Get off my lawn.
Not until I bike all over your garden and destroy your shrubbery, it is my duty to society.

They didn't show anything to us on TV, just mentioned 9/11, at the time I think I was too young to realize the gravity of what had happened that day so I didn't think much of it.
I remember telling my friend that this was going to start World War III, buuut luckily I was wrong on that.
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Skylin
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Well the US having an overreaction that could have caused WWIII wasn't a completely outlandish proposal...

*cough* Iraq was already an overreaction *cough*
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Jun 2 2016, 07:10 PM
Silvy
Jun 2 2016, 06:41 PM
Boner Midget
Jun 2 2016, 06:25 PM
Silvy
Jun 2 2016, 06:23 PM
Super Slash
Jun 2 2016, 05:52 PM
Skylin
Jun 2 2016, 05:15 AM
God so help me if I hear another person my age complain they're old...
We clearly aren't actually old, but it does make you realize how fast time actually goes by.
You folks don't even understand how old I feel, soon enough I'll be yelling at kids to get off my lawn with their darn wub wub music or whatever they listen to these days.
Get off my lawn.
Not until I bike all over your garden and destroy your shrubbery, it is my duty to society.

They didn't show anything to us on TV, just mentioned 9/11, at the time I think I was too young to realize the gravity of what had happened that day so I didn't think much of it.
I remember telling my friend that this was going to start World War III, buuut luckily I was wrong on that.
It's all good, Trump-senpai has got your back even though he's 15 years late.
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Silvy
Jun 2 2016, 07:17 PM
Saturos
Jun 2 2016, 07:10 PM
Silvy
Jun 2 2016, 06:41 PM
Boner Midget
Jun 2 2016, 06:25 PM
Silvy
Jun 2 2016, 06:23 PM
Super Slash
Jun 2 2016, 05:52 PM
Skylin
Jun 2 2016, 05:15 AM
God so help me if I hear another person my age complain they're old...
We clearly aren't actually old, but it does make you realize how fast time actually goes by.
You folks don't even understand how old I feel, soon enough I'll be yelling at kids to get off my lawn with their darn wub wub music or whatever they listen to these days.
Get off my lawn.
Not until I bike all over your garden and destroy your shrubbery, it is my duty to society.

They didn't show anything to us on TV, just mentioned 9/11, at the time I think I was too young to realize the gravity of what had happened that day so I didn't think much of it.
I remember telling my friend that this was going to start World War III, buuut luckily I was wrong on that.
It's all good, Trump-senpai has got your back even though he's 15 years late.
I don't have anything to add I just like how this quote chain is looking so I want to keep it going.
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Momentime
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uh oh

MAKING WORLD WARS GREAT AGAIN
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Spella
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Krissy's Queen of the Lilies

Saturos
Jun 2 2016, 06:38 PM
Better show some respect to your elders, miss =P
I don't respect soccer moms named Aaron
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Gnarlymaple
Jun 2 2016, 07:31 PM
Silvy
Jun 2 2016, 07:17 PM
Saturos
Jun 2 2016, 07:10 PM
Silvy
Jun 2 2016, 06:41 PM
Boner Midget
Jun 2 2016, 06:25 PM
Silvy
Jun 2 2016, 06:23 PM
Super Slash
Jun 2 2016, 05:52 PM
Skylin
Jun 2 2016, 05:15 AM
God so help me if I hear another person my age complain they're old...
We clearly aren't actually old, but it does make you realize how fast time actually goes by.
You folks don't even understand how old I feel, soon enough I'll be yelling at kids to get off my lawn with their darn wub wub music or whatever they listen to these days.
Get off my lawn.
Not until I bike all over your garden and destroy your shrubbery, it is my duty to society.

They didn't show anything to us on TV, just mentioned 9/11, at the time I think I was too young to realize the gravity of what had happened that day so I didn't think much of it.
I remember telling my friend that this was going to start World War III, buuut luckily I was wrong on that.
It's all good, Trump-senpai has got your back even though he's 15 years late.
I don't have anything to add I just like how this quote chain is looking so I want to keep it going.
Quote ziggurats, you say?
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

Spella
Jun 2 2016, 08:30 PM
Saturos
Jun 2 2016, 06:38 PM
Better show some respect to your elders, miss =P
I don't respect soccer moms named Aaron
rude af

In Canada we have hockey moms, not soccer moms
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Slimegunk
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My servants never die

We had a tv mounted in the ceiling in the corner of our room. All I remember is class stopping and the teacher turning the TV on after the principal came through saying to turn it on
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Saturos
Jun 2 2016, 11:16 PM
Spella
Jun 2 2016, 08:30 PM
Saturos
Jun 2 2016, 06:38 PM
Better show some respect to your elders, miss =P
I don't respect soccer moms named Aaron
rude af

In Canada we have hockey moms, not soccer moms
But are you even in canadialand right now, satty?!

((I almost called you sassy))
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Spella
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Krissy's Queen of the Lilies

Saturos
Jun 2 2016, 11:16 PM
Spella
Jun 2 2016, 08:30 PM
Saturos
Jun 2 2016, 06:38 PM
Better show some respect to your elders, miss =P
I don't respect soccer moms named Aaron
rude af

In Canada we have hockey moms, not soccer moms
I respect hockey moms even less
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Gawain
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Divine Knight

My wife is a teacher and her students don't know what the Lion King is. Never saw the movie. Blasphemous!
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

That's awful but yooooo you're married???
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