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Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

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Happy birthday, Arty!
Topic Started: Apr 26 2016, 02:29 AM (938 Views)
Poui
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Artemis
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<3
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Wifey

Happy birthday, honeybanana.
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Happy birthday!
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

NEEEEEEEEEEERD

Happy birthday~
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Here, I bring you the first poem from the first result of Google, therefore making it the most popular poem of all time on this topic:


A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
By Message Guy

May you have a very happy birthday,
A celebration with family and friends,
Filled with whatever brings you joy,
The kind of joy that never ends.


of course we know this is the most poetic birthday message in reality
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happy birthday!
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Happy birthday!
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2bo_u_YmW8[/youtube]

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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peytral pls

DEATH APPROACHES
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solbowz Aurarius

Congrats, you're one year closer to joining the skeleton war.
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Origins

Comic seems about right. Hbd, Arts.
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Artemis
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Thank you, my good Friends and Pals. I love almost all of you, but do not ask for my respect.
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

Happy Birthday
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Happy birthday you smartass not teenager, I hope nothing steals your carbon when you die.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

hapy birthday nerd
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Artemis
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Thank you friends
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Kiki Martius Chantico

I'M LATE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Artemis
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One day late. In My Glorious Reign, that shall be a minor felony, albeit not punishable by death.
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My servants never die

Happy belated birthday too (yay not dead)
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