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Which best describes how you feel about FLOWERS?
I love the look and smell of FLOWERS when I brush it against my face 1 (10%)
I love the taste of FLOWERS' sweet nectar 1 (10%)
I love the diversity of shapes, colors, and sizes FLOWERS come in 6 (60%)
I love how FLOWERS are repositories of seeds 1 (10%)
I hate plants and think climate change is a hoax 1 (10%)
Total Votes: 10
[SSB] FLOWERS
Topic Started: Mar 28 2016, 08:51 PM (672 Views)
Large Ebony Rooster
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FLOWERS are everywhere, and we are getting closer to the season of FLOWERS. Personally I'm kind of indifferent about FLOWERS, but to each of their own. What are your views on FLOWERS?

Discuss.
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Silvy
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idolswag4lyfe

Corpse flowers best flowers <3
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Aevis Martius Ravi
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Origins

I essentially grew up in a FLOWER shop (my mother didn't put me in daycare all the time), so I have a great appreciation for their beauty. And I have a thing for nature related things, so being around them is calming for me. Albeit I am allergic to the lot of them.

Edit: Silvy, so lewd..
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Silvy
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idolswag4lyfe

rofl, I wasn't even considering the sexual imagery of them(well, consciously atleast), I guess the name Amorphophallus titanum could never be so appropriate. I mentioned them moreso because they're really big and smell of decaying flesh to attract insects. Flowers and plants in general are pretty cool, it's really neat to see the diversity of plants that evolve in different climates.
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The Sin Thesis


I saw one of those in person at a museum in Houston. It wasn't as smelly as I'd expected, though that may be because it'd been in bloom for a while at that point.

Still found it funny that someone latinized "giganticly misshapen dick."
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Saturos
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Shapes/colours/sizes for me! It's almost sakura season here, which means it's time to get daytime drunk in public parks while admiring cherry blossoms B)
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Slimegunk
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My servants never die

I admit I'm lolling at this one

srs mode: shapes/sizes/colors as well
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

whoever thinks climate change is a hoax should be bunned
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Seoulbowz
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Supergeil

what if i hate plants but don't think climate change is a hoax

do i still vote

or do i not
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

I like flowers, but as is the way with nature it hates me.
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