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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

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Topic Started: Sep 29 2015, 02:55 AM (1,007 Views)
Jocose-Vinaceous
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hi im new

name's jovi

stumbled upon this webzone under mysterious circumstances

hi im new
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

Bonjour, Jovi! Or if you're good, we can call you...

Bon Jovi :shades:

No, but seriously, welcome to the Temple! =) Nice to meet you!
Mysterious circumstances sounds intriguing =o pray tell!
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Jocose-Vinaceous
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mysterious circumstances being "i legitimately don't know i saw that i registered here sometime yesterday and decided to check it out"
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King in the North
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What is this sudden flow of new members? I'm ok with it.

Welcome!
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Atalanta
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heyo!! im new too! nice to have you here :9
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Jocose-Vinaceous
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Atalanta
Sep 29 2015, 11:57 AM
heyo!! im new too! nice to have you here :9
yeah thats sort of why im here, as you'll come to know once the plot progresses
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

*Dramatic novella music*
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isaac3000
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Welcome Jovi!! Let's worhip Kraden together!!
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

*eats newbie* hello
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Dracobolt
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It's been a while since we've had an interesting plot arc. I look forward to it! Welcome, Jovi!

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Slimegunk
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My servants never die

Welcome to Temple

yay new yuri mercs!
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Jocose-Vinaceous
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today i reveal my true form

this avatar had to go through a lot of filesize optimization before i could actually use it
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Pianomanfreak
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Hello and welcome to the temple.
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Lemubaby
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hello

your avatar is the most pants shitting thing ive ever seen
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Lemugrub
Oct 2 2015, 01:58 PM
hello

your avatar is the most pants shitting thing ive ever seen
i dont think worms wear pants
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Lemubaby
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mods will ban me if im naked
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