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I actually thought this site was the "Temple of Kraken"
Topic Started: Aug 4 2015, 06:53 PM (1,903 Views)
September Squid
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I stumbled on this place a while ago, and at first I misread the name of the site as "Temple of Kraken". I'm a fan of cephalopods, which is why I made an account, but shortly afterwards I noticed my mistake that it's actually the Temple of Kraden. I decided today that since I made an account I might as well at least introduce myself. I'm not sure what the theme of the site is yet (I'll be reading some topics to learn), but I see groups called clans are important here and to the side of this reply box I see emoticons of these little creatures that I think I've seen artwork of elsewhere: :mercury_djinn: :venus_djinn: I read the commandments and I shouldn't have any problems following them. I like the golden colors of the website. :)

Am I the first person to read the site's name as Temple of Kraken, or are there other known cases?
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Clawford
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Greetings comrade. Clawford redirects you to the temple splatoon thread where everyone is both a kid and squid.

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Jenn-uh
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Ahaha, that's a hilarious story. This is a forum dedicated to an old GBA/DS series called Golden Sun. To my knowledge, you're the first to make that mistake, but you're not the first person who has joined without playing the games. It's been so long since the games came out, but we stay for the pleasant company and shenanigans. We've become more of a social forum now.
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Saturos
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This is a Golden Sun fansite, but there are indeed Krakens in Golden Sun, so I guess you weren't that far off? =P As far as I know, you're the first to read it that way.
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ShinyGirafarig
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Giraffes are adorable.

For a past April Fools Day you might as well called it that.
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Seraphim
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~Burning Upon My Pyre~

Tends to happen, my phone likes to lag and redirect me to Temple University's website personally. *blink*

Regardless, welcome person.
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September squid.

Nigga, it's August.
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Aevis Martius Ravi
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YOU CALLED, MORTAL? Posted Image
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ShinyGirafarig
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Giraffes are adorable.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za2PJnCAkUA[/youtube]
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King in the North
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Bahaha

this is good.
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Pianomanfreak
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Welcome to the temple.
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ShinyGirafarig
Aug 4 2015, 10:45 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za2PJnCAkUA[/youtube]
hey that's my thing
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Airi
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There's no way I'll lose!

Another fan of cephalopods, awesome! Welcome to ToK. :3
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

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UNLEASH THE KRAKEN.
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Gwydd
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Eternity Awaits You and Me

Best story of a new member evar.
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CaptainWhiskers
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Haha that's great. Welcome aboard new member
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leaf
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Okay that was pretty funny. Welcome to the temple. I don't normally direct people to other clans, but I think you'll feel most at home in mercury, the clan of water and yuri.
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Welcome! I hope you make more mistakes for the sake of humour.
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Aevis Martius Ravi
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What is your opinion on yao-, errr, I mean, cuttlefish?
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