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Splatoon; Bang bang, splat splat.
Topic Started: Jun 2 2015, 04:53 PM (7,010 Views)
DJ Octavio
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Hey, i battled my way to dog king, so i did my fair share of wins to keep that win/loss ratio close
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ShinyGirafarig
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Giraffes are adorable.

The real reason the female inklings are more popular: https://soundcloud.com/frozenpandaman/woomy-female-inkling-sfx

Male inkling voices: https://soundcloud.com/frozenpandaman/ngyes-male-inkling-sfx

Octoling voices: https://soundcloud.com/frozenpandaman/octoling-sfx

Squid Sister voices: https://soundcloud.com/frozenpandaman/squid-sisters-callie-marie-sfx
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Lemubaby
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ahahaaaaaaaaaa thank you for the octoling reference i needed that
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Necare
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Fallen Angel

Those all sound incredibly annoying.

:luna:
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ShinyGirafarig
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Giraffes are adorable.

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https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/619264813924020224/photo/1

Next NA Splatfest Roller Coasters vs Water Slides starting 7/17. Sadly I am aquaphobic so roller coasters for me on principle.
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^But mercury is our friend.

So I'm playing today and trying out the tentatek splattershot *slowpoke.jpeg*. You don't know how hard kraken got nerfed until you are pinned in corner of saltspray rig and jump over it 5 times before dying to inkling form.
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ShinyGirafarig
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Giraffes are adorable.

I had a near death experience with asphyxiation so that is why I have a fear of drowning.


However I do wish to overcome it. I already know how to swim so I want some swimming therapy to help me want to swim in deep waters.

And if we are bringing clan stereotypes to the equation wouldn't roller coasters bring tons of happiness for Jupiter clan members because of the hights those can go and all the wind that hits your face?

I do like roller coasters and the very strong breeze I feel while on them. I am not one of those screamers on roller coasters. I just silently enjoy the ride.
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Clawford
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Clawford joins the roller coaster train as per duty as a self proclaimed roller coaster enthusiast.

Also I was browsing the splatoon reddit and most of the people commenting over there seem to have joined water slides. So hooray for not having to wait for matches! Hopefully we don't have the same problem with cats and get screwed by popularity.
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ShinyGirafarig
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Giraffes are adorable.

I am just more concerned about getting max rank this time as I missed out last time, only getting second to highest rank. Spyke is the real winner anyway.

I hope my prediction for Vampire vs other monster (Werewolf, Zombie, Mummy, Frankenstein's Monster) for Halloween comes out true because I have a hilarious idea for a Miiverse post for the Vampire side.
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oh god splatoon don't make vampires a thing again
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So despair. I didnt get my snails because i didnt claim them fast enough.

Claim your shit asap, or else
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[another comment about how inklings die in water]
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ShinyGirafarig
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Giraffes are adorable.

Oh my, European Splatfest theme is Eating vs Sleeping. So glad this is not the theme for NA. I just can't help but laugh at the idea that NA missed such a stereotypical theme.

Oh my again:

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squid sisters confirmed for dirty memers

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I had to see this and now so do you
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ShinyGirafarig
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Giraffes are adorable.

I went to the Nintendo World Store today to sign in the book at the memorial section for Iwata. After signing I walked around the store to see if there was something I liked. I found this official Splatoon Shirt.

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And I see it is Nintendo World Store Exclusive only: http://gonintendo.com/stories/234270-a-look-at-nintendo-world-store-s-exclusive-splatoon-t-shirt

Did not see the other one there.
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It begins
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And im at work. Blaaaaah. I got up to slide defender last night, but lost a lot and kept getting disconnected.
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ShinyGirafarig
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Giraffes are adorable.

I'm pulling an all nighter and this time I hope to get to highest rank.
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I for one like to think that I am not the only one glad that moray towers was not picked for splatfest.
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Giraffes are adorable.

Marie
Jul 18 2015, 08:36 PM
I for one like to think that I am not the only one glad that moray towers was not picked for splatfest.
I have not even played that map yet so it is good to have some familiar ground.

Edit: Ranked up just in time to champion at least. Here we go...

Popularity: 46% Coasters vs 54% Water Slides
Wins: 53% vs 47%
Final Results: 152 vs 148

Less popular yet still win. Thankfully, I do not have to use this now.

16 snails for me

Even though I lost that match in the end let me tell you about a hilarious match I had. Someone used kraken and chased me. I went over to the iron grate bridge and the kraken still chased me and fell in the water.
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