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Repent! The kingdom of heaven is at hand!; We ain't just whistlin' Dixie!
Topic Started: May 25 2015, 07:12 PM (1,141 Views)
I-It's a G-G-G-Ghost!
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Armageddon is almost upon us!

We are headed towards disasters of biblical proportions; real wrath of God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes - The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

[yt-sound]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-lajmJATPg[/yt-sound]

Wait, that's not good news at all

Bummer.

oh, and hi
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

IMPOSTER AND BLASPHEMER.
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Saturos
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Hello, Ghost! I like your enthusiasm!

Welcome to the Temple of Kraden!
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Seoulbowz
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Supergeil

Hello mai hawt wuv
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

Wanna know how to XSS to get root? :3
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Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

Seoulbowz
May 25 2015, 08:50 PM
Hello mai hawt wuv
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

Saelnaha
May 25 2015, 08:52 PM
Seoulbowz
May 25 2015, 08:50 PM
Hello mai hawt wuv
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Clawford
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[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za2PJnCAkUA[/youtube]
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Seraphim
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~Burning Upon My Pyre~

Lies, if this was armageddon, we'd all have COMPs and one of us would become the Messiah as the demon tamers fight to break out of the Tokyo lockdown.
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I-It's a G-G-G-Ghost!
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Kiki
http://forum.templeofkraden.com/single/?p=8757676&t=7450930
IMPOSTER AND BLASPHEMER.
Haha! My apologies, I did not mean to come off as trying to impersonate His Holiness. It is an avatar of...inspiration; a way to empty the contents of my soul so I can more...attentively receive the spirit of the lord as he passes through each and every one of us in the loving fecundity of his grace.

I hope I have not offended you. Will you join me in a prayer?

...eh, let me know if I am being too forward, it's all so new to me, and there is so much work to be done in his name!

Saturos
http://forum.templeofkraden.com/single/?p=8757679&t=7450930
Hello, Ghost! I like your enthusiasm!

Welcome to the Temple of Kraden!
Thank you so very much! It's so hard to find a place of integrity in this Godless wasteland we call the internet, with its rampant pornographies and unchecked Satanisms and whatnot. All we need is loooove~ we shall overcome this calamity together.

Chrono Ivan
http://forum.templeofkraden.com/single/?p=8757681&t=7450930
Wanna know how to XSS to get root? :3
Scandalous! It sounds like a great time, and I thank you for the invite. But alas, I'm on a cleansing diet at the moment from the temptations of such earthly desires. I would implore that you join me as well, but it will be a gradual process, and His Holiness will be there to guide you through it ;) ...hopefully before the Armageddons, but he can be quite forgiving with deadlines if you are willing to work for it

Jenna
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Saelnaha
May 25 2015, 08:52 PM
Seoulbowz
May 25 2015, 08:50 PM
Hello mai hawt wuv
Hello there. I am flattered by your advances, it is only through eros that we must work through to agape. I would like you all to join me in prayer as well :)

Clawford
http://forum.templeofkraden.com/single/?p=8757688&t=7450930
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Awwww, thanks, you are such a sweetheart.

☯Yukari Yakumo☯
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Lies, if this was armageddon, we'd all have COMPs and one of us would become the Messiah as the demon tamers fight to break out of the Tokyo lockdown.
I'm not particularly keen on that interpretation, although I'm open to intellectual dissent. We shall see which one of us is right at the dawn of Armageddon....if that's not too morbid. Let us pray in the meantime ;)

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leaf
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Hate to let you down, bruh, but we don't pray a whole lot here. Well, the mercurians ply, but that's different.

Anyway, welcome to the temple of kraden. It seems you've already accepted his beardliness. ...Perhaps a little too well.
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Tange9t
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Spooky

I see another Sensationspeaker has come to embrace the glory that is Kraden's beard. Ah, look, but dare not touch, for its magnificence is far too great for mortal hands.

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Kiki Martius Chantico

I APOLOGIZE FOR JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS. I WILL GLADLY JOIN YOU FOR A PRAYER.
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

Are you the ghost that hosts with the most
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Pianomanfreak
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Hello and Welcome to the temple hope you like it here.
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

*Eats Newbie* Hello
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Hisui
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Seccy "no fun allowed" Secundum

Hi, welcome welcome, initiation, hairs, deny anything to do with painful death etc.
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Airi
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There's no way I'll lose!

Only forty years of darkness? Eh, I'll just sleep through it.
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