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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Topic Started: Apr 17 2015, 08:53 AM (3,138 Views)
Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Leifinator
Apr 18 2015, 02:11 PM
I see your google translate and raise you this
Es war doch kein Google.

frech :gsfrown:
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Dark Wizard of Golden Sun
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Leader of the Quakera Tribe

Congratulations. Be prepared to be sucked into the world of waifus and obsessed fans of Japanese cartoon shows while as you are forced to celebrate a fictional old geezer with tendencies to hang out with 17 year olds.

Trust me I know these people here
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Artemis
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Dark Wizard of Golden Sun
Apr 19 2015, 06:21 AM
Congratulations. Be prepared to be sucked into the world of waifus and obsessed fans of Japanese cartoon shows while as you are forced to celebrate a fictional old geezer with tendencies to hang out with 17 year olds.

Trust me I know these people here
not an emptyquote
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

*eats Newbie* Hello.
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Gilgamesh
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Artemis
Apr 19 2015, 07:43 AM
Dark Wizard of Golden Sun
Apr 19 2015, 06:21 AM
Congratulations. Be prepared to be sucked into the world of waifus and obsessed fans of Japanese cartoon shows while as you are forced to celebrate a fictional old geezer with tendencies to hang out with 17 year olds.

Trust me I know these people here
not an emptyquote
...Yeah this is actually completely true
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Silvy
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idolswag4lyfe

Dark Wizard of Golden Sun
Apr 19 2015, 06:21 AM
Congratulations. Be prepared to be sucked into the world of waifus and obsessed fans of Japanese cartoon shows while as you are forced to celebrate a fictional old geezer with tendencies to hang out with 17 year olds.

Trust me I know these people here
wow spoilers, you're supposed to let him find that out on his own, but noooooooooo, had to ruin it.
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HyrulianJedi
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uguu~
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intro fads suck

hi

get a leif
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ShmittlesThePoe
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oh hai thar

That's English. Bad English.
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*ded because Ian ate me*
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Airi
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There's no way I'll lose!

*revives Leifinator*

Hello and welcome to the Temple of Kraden! Don't mind the plague that's affected approximately 2/3rds of our population. :3
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