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Topic Started: Jan 23 2015, 01:23 AM (765 Views)
Osmiridium


Greetings humans, beastmen, proxians, and all the other people! I bring news of great joy! Just kidding, I bring boring news. I have arrived . That's all. :gsfrown:
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Saturos
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HARK
WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BREAKS
IT IS THE EAST, AND OSMIRI IS THE SUN

Always good to see more Canadians here. xP Welcome to the Temple of Kraden~!
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Tange9t
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Spooky

Greetings, internet person!
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Not boring news at all! A new friend is always exciting! Welcome, friend!

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

Saturos
Jan 23 2015, 01:24 AM
HARK
WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BREAKS
IT IS THE EAST, AND OSMIRI IS THE SUN
Oh my god I could break you in two

Welcome! I'm not normally violent, Satty just brings out my dark side. I'm sure you'll have a pleasant time here~
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Clawford
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Greetings Canadian comrade. I will be waiting on your shipment of maple syrup for the temple house of pancakes. Also please explain what is the difference between Canadian and Murican bacon.
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Saturos
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Phoenix7
Jan 23 2015, 07:38 AM
Saturos
Jan 23 2015, 01:24 AM
HARK
WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BREAKS
IT IS THE EAST, AND OSMIRI IS THE SUN
Oh my god I could break you in two

Welcome! I'm not normally violent, Satty just brings out my dark side. I'm sure you'll have a pleasant time here~
I was torn between that and
HARK NOW HEAR
THE ANGELS SING
A KING IS BORN TODAAAAY
AND MAN WILL LIVE
FOREEVER MORE
BECAUSE
OF CHRISTMAS DAAAAAAAAAY
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Artemis
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you made the right choice.

Hello! And welcome to die.
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Mia
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I'M NOT INNOCENT!

Hello Osmiridium!

Make new friends! ^_^
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Clawford
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Satty pls.
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

Hi Osmiridium! Welcome to our forum!
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Saturos
Jan 23 2015, 08:13 AM
Phoenix7
Jan 23 2015, 07:38 AM
Saturos
Jan 23 2015, 01:24 AM
HARK
WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BREAKS
IT IS THE EAST, AND OSMIRI IS THE SUN
Oh my god I could break you in two

Welcome! I'm not normally violent, Satty just brings out my dark side. I'm sure you'll have a pleasant time here~
I was torn between that and
HARK NOW HEAR
THE ANGELS SING
A KING IS BORN TODAAAAY
AND MAN WILL LIVE
FOREEVER MORE
BECAUSE
OF CHRISTMAS DAAAAAAAAAY
Wow, you utter pleb, it's "But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?" There's no "hark" in there. Hand in your English degree at once.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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ShmittlesThePoe
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o hai thar
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HyrulianJedi
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uguu~
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Clawford
Jan 23 2015, 08:00 AM
Also please explain what is the difference between Canadian and Murican bacon.
'Murican bacon is always free.

Welcome person!
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Saturos
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Dracobolt
Jan 23 2015, 04:46 PM
Saturos
Jan 23 2015, 08:13 AM
Phoenix7
Jan 23 2015, 07:38 AM
Saturos
Jan 23 2015, 01:24 AM
HARK
WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BREAKS
IT IS THE EAST, AND OSMIRI IS THE SUN
Oh my god I could break you in two

Welcome! I'm not normally violent, Satty just brings out my dark side. I'm sure you'll have a pleasant time here~
I was torn between that and
HARK NOW HEAR
THE ANGELS SING
A KING IS BORN TODAAAAY
AND MAN WILL LIVE
FOREEVER MORE
BECAUSE
OF CHRISTMAS DAAAAAAAAAY
Wow, you utter pleb, it's "But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?" There's no "hark" in there. Hand in your English degree at once.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
But literature is a living thing, and especially a play is constantly being reworked to suit the times and find new life. The hark -> what light progression is ingrained enough in pop culture to be recognizable, and besides that, it suited the occasion.
It is the very fluidity and living quality of literature that allows it to change, evolve, and grow! *slams hand into table for emphasis* *points dramatically*
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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

Saturos
Jan 23 2015, 06:27 PM
*slams hand into table for emphasis* *points dramatically*
saturos wright, ace attorney
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

*eats newbie* Hello.
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Artemis
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Saturos
Jan 23 2015, 06:27 PM
Dracobolt
Jan 23 2015, 04:46 PM
Saturos
Jan 23 2015, 08:13 AM
Phoenix7
Jan 23 2015, 07:38 AM
Saturos
Jan 23 2015, 01:24 AM
HARK
WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BREAKS
IT IS THE EAST, AND OSMIRI IS THE SUN
Oh my god I could break you in two

Welcome! I'm not normally violent, Satty just brings out my dark side. I'm sure you'll have a pleasant time here~
I was torn between that and
HARK NOW HEAR
THE ANGELS SING
A KING IS BORN TODAAAAY
AND MAN WILL LIVE
FOREEVER MORE
BECAUSE
OF CHRISTMAS DAAAAAAAAAY
Wow, you utter pleb, it's "But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?" There's no "hark" in there. Hand in your English degree at once.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
But literature is a living thing, and especially a play is constantly being reworked to suit the times and find new life. The hark -> what light progression is ingrained enough in pop culture to be recognizable, and besides that, it suited the occasion.
It is the very fluidity and living quality of literature that allows it to change, evolve, and grow! *slams hand into table for emphasis* *points dramatically*
no you just made an oopsie
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

I read your name as Ozymandias at first. This is still pretty cool though.
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