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We come in peace.; Salutations, from the Jennaist-heathen Aeiouian Collective.
Topic Started: Dec 13 2014, 08:37 PM (2,454 Views)
Robert Joe
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ATTENTION, TEMPLE OF KRADEN. HEED THIS MESSAGE. THIS DRONE-VESSEL SPEAKS WITH THE VOICE AND AUTHORITY OF THE AEIOUIAN COLLECTIVE.

Salutations, my name is Robert Joe, as you can probably tell. But, before I continue on, I need to point out the most obvious fact in the room; I am a heathen. I do not worship Kraden. But rather, my allegiance lies with Her Fireiness, Jenna... Most of Aeiou worships the Lady of Fire and Cannibalism, in fact.

Now, we have known about the Temple for quite some time. However, I decided to finally join. As, one of your members has contacted us quite recently, and I wanted to ensure that we handle this situation peacefully and diplomatically.

Her Fireiness accepts followers of Kraden as brothers and sisters united under the banner of Golden Sun. I hope that we will think similarly of us followers of Jenna.




Anyway, all jokes and whatnot aside, as I have referenced, I have known about ToK for quite some time, and I really should have joined a while ago. You might have seen me before on a few other Golden Sun sites. I am basically known as: "That crazy technology guy who is obsessed with tanks and robots". So, I hope that I will not be too irritating.

Also, I like these emoticons: :jenna: :jennamad:

ALL HAIL JEN-Oh. Right. I might not want to shout that too loudly here. Sorry.

Well, greetings!


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ShinyGirafarig
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Giraffes are adorable.

Hi.
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Ah, I thought your name seemed familiar. GSAR and the hacking community, or one or the other? Anyway, hi!

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

Welcome to the Temple~
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

Robert Joe
Dec 13 2014, 08:37 PM
Lady of ... Cannibalism
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Objectively wrong statements aside, try not to get hurt. There are untrustworthy elements lurking in the immaculate light of the Lord. Particularly in Luna.

Don't give them anything, they'll want more.
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

Also, don't mind the strange names at the moment. Things are... a little crazy.
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Clawford
has no style

Move it along clan recruiters.
Anyways, greetings comrade.
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

Hi! I looked at your holy text of jenna. I like how you call kraden the wheat sage.
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Boner Midget
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

Bless you.

Welcome and enjoy your complimentary mustache!
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

Why hello there
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

John Madden
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Aevis Martius Ravi
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Origins

Your sig, your sig makes me happy. Mia hunting down Alex with a 50 cal on a tank. It pretty much made my day.
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Robert Joe
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Dracobolt
 
Ah, I thought your name seemed familiar. GSAR and the hacking community, or one or the other? Anyway, hi!


Yes, that is correct. I am on both of those sites, and I recently joined Golden Sunrise. Salutations!

Lachesis
 
Objectively wrong statements aside, try not to get hurt. There are untrustworthy elements lurking in the immaculate light of the Lord. Particularly in Luna.

Don't give them anything, they'll want more.


Wait... Are you telling me that Jenna is not a giant, pyromaniac cannibal in your universe? Man, this universe is weird. I mean, the next thing you are going to tell me is that, like, instead joining up with the aliens that they met after they re-lit the lighthouses and continuing their adventure in space, the Warriors of Vale settled down for thirty years, and had their children embark on a new quest on the same planet.

That would be insane, I tell you.

Whorecrux
 
Also, don't mind the strange names at the moment. Things are... a little crazy.


Yeah, I have noticed the theme weeks and stuff. I understand, it is cool.

Clawford
 
Move it along clan recruiters.
Anyways, greetings comrade.


Salutations, friend. Thanks for the greeting.

Kiki
 
Hi! I looked at your holy text of jenna. I like how you call kraden the wheat sage.


Of course, Kraden is quite important in Jennaism, he is just not the main deity.

Boner Midget
 
Bless you.

Welcome and enjoy your complimentary mustache!


Thank you. I am already a crazy inventor, though. So, I have a moustache already. But, I can have two, that is cool.

The Phantom Squee
 
John Madden


football

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sunsoulaevis
 
Your sig, your sig makes me happy. Mia hunting down Alex with a 50 cal on a tank. It pretty much made my day.


I am glad that you like it. You would probably also like our fanon's version of Mia, too. This happens a lot.

Jenna
 
Why hello there.


ALL HAIL HER FIREINESS! ALL HAIL JENNA! ALL HAIL THE LADY OF FIRE!

HOW SHALL I SERVE YOU, GREAT FIERY ONE?!
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

You must join Mars Clan.
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Boner Midget
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

Jenna
Dec 13 2014, 11:36 PM
You must join Mars Clan.
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ShmittlesThePoe
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Pirate Wavemaster
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normally I'd say keep it cool with the clanless, but you seem pretty pre-disposed to the likeness of the mars clan.
Also hi.
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Necare
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Robert Joe
Dec 13 2014, 08:37 PM
I am basically known as: "That crazy technology guy who is obsessed with tanks and robots".


Jarnakel is that you.

:luna:
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Was about to say we already had one of those

but then Necababboo did it for me

Damn it, you pussy ass bitch.
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Robert Joe
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Jenna
 
You must join Mars Clan.


AS YOU COMMAND, GREAT FIERY ONE!

Gorgeous Boner Garnish
 
Jarnakel is that you.


Um, no. Hilariously, though, I just looked up that user, and I found that they even had a Star Control II reference in their signature:

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... It totally is not like the first few lines and picture of my introduction post were Star Control II references... I am obviously not another dedicated SCII fan.

Although, to be fair, in the fanon of the forums that I come from, Star Control and Golden Sun take place in the same universe. It is complicated... And weird. And stupid.

But, yeah. I think that we would get along quite well.
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

It's okay, you appear to like fun, so you couldn't be Jarnakel.
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