Temple of Kraden News:
| Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself. You become a Kradenette. Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes? One of us! One of us! One of us! Already one of us? Make your presence known: |
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| We come in peace.; Salutations, from the Jennaist-heathen Aeiouian Collective. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 13 2014, 08:37 PM (2,451 Views) | |
| Robert Joe | Dec 13 2014, 08:37 PM Post #1 |
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![]() ATTENTION, TEMPLE OF KRADEN. HEED THIS MESSAGE. THIS DRONE-VESSEL SPEAKS WITH THE VOICE AND AUTHORITY OF THE AEIOUIAN COLLECTIVE. Salutations, my name is Robert Joe, as you can probably tell. But, before I continue on, I need to point out the most obvious fact in the room; I am a heathen. I do not worship Kraden. But rather, my allegiance lies with Her Fireiness, Jenna... Most of Aeiou worships the Lady of Fire and Cannibalism, in fact. Now, we have known about the Temple for quite some time. However, I decided to finally join. As, one of your members has contacted us quite recently, and I wanted to ensure that we handle this situation peacefully and diplomatically. Her Fireiness accepts followers of Kraden as brothers and sisters united under the banner of Golden Sun. I hope that we will think similarly of us followers of Jenna. Anyway, all jokes and whatnot aside, as I have referenced, I have known about ToK for quite some time, and I really should have joined a while ago. You might have seen me before on a few other Golden Sun sites. I am basically known as: "That crazy technology guy who is obsessed with tanks and robots". So, I hope that I will not be too irritating. Also, I like these emoticons: ALL HAIL JEN-Oh. Right. I might not want to shout that too loudly here. Sorry. Well, greetings! |
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| ShinyGirafarig | Dec 13 2014, 08:41 PM Post #2 |
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Giraffes are adorable.
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Hi. |
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| Dracobolt | Dec 13 2014, 08:46 PM Post #3 |
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Incorrigible
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Ah, I thought your name seemed familiar. GSAR and the hacking community, or one or the other? Anyway, hi!
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| Saturos | Dec 13 2014, 08:53 PM Post #4 |
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heart-under-blade
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Welcome to the Temple~ |
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| Lachesis | Dec 13 2014, 08:57 PM Post #5 |
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What are birds?
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![]() Objectively wrong statements aside, try not to get hurt. There are untrustworthy elements lurking in the immaculate light of the Lord. Particularly in Luna. Don't give them anything, they'll want more. |
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| Saturos | Dec 13 2014, 08:59 PM Post #6 |
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Also, don't mind the strange names at the moment. Things are... a little crazy. |
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| Clawford | Dec 13 2014, 09:01 PM Post #7 |
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has no style
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Move it along clan recruiters. Anyways, greetings comrade. |
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| Kiki | Dec 13 2014, 09:04 PM Post #8 |
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Kiki Martius Chantico
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Hi! I looked at your holy text of jenna. I like how you call kraden the wheat sage. |
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| Boner Midget | Dec 13 2014, 09:14 PM Post #9 |
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."
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Bless you. Welcome and enjoy your complimentary mustache! |
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| Jenn-uh | Dec 13 2014, 09:24 PM Post #10 |
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries
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Why hello there |
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| The Phantom Squee | Dec 13 2014, 09:46 PM Post #11 |
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"
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John Madden |
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| Aevis Martius Ravi | Dec 13 2014, 09:50 PM Post #12 |
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Origins
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Your sig, your sig makes me happy. Mia hunting down Alex with a 50 cal on a tank. It pretty much made my day. |
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| Robert Joe | Dec 13 2014, 10:04 PM Post #13 |
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Yes, that is correct. I am on both of those sites, and I recently joined Golden Sunrise. Salutations!
Wait... Are you telling me that Jenna is not a giant, pyromaniac cannibal in your universe? Man, this universe is weird. I mean, the next thing you are going to tell me is that, like, instead joining up with the aliens that they met after they re-lit the lighthouses and continuing their adventure in space, the Warriors of Vale settled down for thirty years, and had their children embark on a new quest on the same planet. That would be insane, I tell you.
Yeah, I have noticed the theme weeks and stuff. I understand, it is cool.
Salutations, friend. Thanks for the greeting.
Of course, Kraden is quite important in Jennaism, he is just not the main deity.
Thank you. I am already a crazy inventor, though. So, I have a moustache already. But, I can have two, that is cool.
football uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I am glad that you like it. You would probably also like our fanon's version of Mia, too. This happens a lot.
ALL HAIL HER FIREINESS! ALL HAIL JENNA! ALL HAIL THE LADY OF FIRE! HOW SHALL I SERVE YOU, GREAT FIERY ONE?! |
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| Jenn-uh | Dec 13 2014, 11:36 PM Post #14 |
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You must join Mars Clan. |
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| Boner Midget | Dec 13 2014, 11:55 PM Post #15 |
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."
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| ShmittlesThePoe | Dec 14 2014, 02:07 AM Post #16 |
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Pirate Wavemaster
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normally I'd say keep it cool with the clanless, but you seem pretty pre-disposed to the likeness of the mars clan. Also hi. |
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| Necare | Dec 14 2014, 02:11 AM Post #17 |
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Fallen Angel
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Jarnakel is that you.
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| UltaFlame | Dec 14 2014, 06:17 AM Post #18 |
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Thanks Poui.
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Was about to say we already had one of those but then Necababboo did it for me Damn it, you pussy ass bitch. |
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| Robert Joe | Dec 14 2014, 12:53 PM Post #19 |
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AS YOU COMMAND, GREAT FIERY ONE!
Um, no. Hilariously, though, I just looked up that user, and I found that they even had a Star Control II reference in their signature: Spoiler: click to toggle ... It totally is not like the first few lines and picture of my introduction post were Star Control II references... I am obviously not another dedicated SCII fan. Although, to be fair, in the fanon of the forums that I come from, Star Control and Golden Sun take place in the same universe. It is complicated... And weird. And stupid. But, yeah. I think that we would get along quite well. |
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| The Phantom Squee | Dec 14 2014, 02:45 PM Post #20 |
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"
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It's okay, you appear to like fun, so you couldn't be Jarnakel. |
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