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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 26 2014, 03:08 PM (5,677 Views) | |
| Will | Jun 10 2015, 01:13 AM Post #81 |
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When at a closing store with huge discounts, do not try to haggle with me on the digital camera you're already getting for 70% off. I have no say over the prices, and even if I did, I do not like you enough to lower the price. If you do not buy it, someone else will, guaranteed. And I get paid either way. |
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| Phoenix7 | Jun 10 2015, 06:24 AM Post #82 |
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~
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^I get customers buying shoes totalling over £200 at times, and they expect a discount for buying that many. Do you see a notice stating you're entitled to a discount? Do you expect a discount at a supermarket for buying lots of their stuff at once? If you aren't happy with the price, maybe you shouldn't make the decision to get that many in the first place. |
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| Super Slash | Jun 10 2015, 06:30 AM Post #83 |
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After working at Walmart for nearly eight months now, I still have yet to have any really bad/facepalm-worthy encounters with customers. Most of my frustration comes from the managers and one of my coworkers. |
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| King in the North | Jun 10 2015, 06:39 AM Post #84 |
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This thread showcases the pinnacles of humanity. |
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| Clawford | Jul 1 2015, 04:08 PM Post #85 |
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Form a cluster of your children and other customer's children in front of the employee who is trying to restock a cart full of books. This happens to me most frequently near the cash register or near the young adult section. |
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| Phoenix7 | Jul 1 2015, 04:47 PM Post #86 |
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Flip your lid at me because our card machines aren't working. Yes it is a huge pain but I have no power over fixing the fault, that's down to our tech department when they choose to actually answer the phone. You can still pay by cash and there's an ATM right next to our store. |
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| Slimegunk | Jul 1 2015, 09:16 PM Post #87 |
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My servants never die
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ugh yes Peo, i know how that is especially when theres a thunderstorm going on and the lights were flickering just a moment ago, that ought to be a hint |
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| Clawford | Jul 2 2015, 07:07 AM Post #88 |
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Were the walls oozing green slime? |
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| gnik drazil | Jul 2 2015, 02:04 PM Post #89 |
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The sun no longer sets me free
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no, they were covered in white sticky stuff |
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| Clawford | Jul 2 2015, 02:07 PM Post #90 |
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Absolutely disgusting Walk into a bookstore and call it landfill fodder despite buying their kid something |
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| gnik drazil | Jul 2 2015, 04:04 PM Post #91 |
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who makes fun of books? "ha, knowledge is dumb" i think there needs to be a federal law to put cameras and security guards in public bathrooms to deter from people shitting on everywhere but the toilets |
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| Slimegunk | Jul 3 2015, 03:16 PM Post #92 |
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they always do that |
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| Seraphim | Jul 3 2015, 05:45 PM Post #93 |
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~Burning Upon My Pyre~
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Don't ask if an item can be more on sale if it's already been ticketed as low as it's going to go. =_= I'm on the markdown team, I'm the [radio edit]ing CAPTAIN. I know my shit. Also, don't ask if we're having a 50% off sale like every other store in the mall is when you know DAMN WELL that we're a discount retailer. |
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| gnik drazil | Jul 3 2015, 07:40 PM Post #94 |
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target labels everything as price cut but if you pull back the tab on the shelf the original price is exactly the same |
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| Slimegunk | Jul 4 2015, 10:57 PM Post #95 |
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most stores do that or something very similar |
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| Seraphim | Jul 5 2015, 12:15 AM Post #96 |
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That's...actually amusing. We use our silly red tickets that people rip off and plaster on things, and we get the funniest shit happening. Like people placing $25 markdown stickers on $24.99 items. Enjoy that one penny price markup, mate. |
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| Seraphim | Jul 29 2015, 08:41 PM Post #97 |
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UPDATE. With the advent of our new security sensors on the purse hutches, comes a whole new slew of retail bullshit. They consist of a steel braided cable wound around a square/cylindrical box that affixes to the hutch with an INCREDIBLY strong adhesive, specifically made to loop around our Kate Spade and Michael Kors purses. Please DO NOT [radio edit]ing rip them off of the hutch and bring them up to the register to blame us for installing them. Also, do not deny doing it; we can hear the alarm all the way across the store. Queue the hourly "BEEEEEEEP. *moment of silence* BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP-". And PLEASE don't ignore the button on the front of the hutch that says "See something fashionable? Press for an associate." |
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| Phoenix7 | Jul 5 2016, 01:52 PM Post #98 |
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Get mad at me when I present you with a withdrawal slip because you [radio edit]ing mumble instructions at me. If you want me to follow your instructions for what you'd like me to do, please actually speak coherently and loudly enough for me to hear you clearly. You can't just mumble '£500 out' and expect me to determine you want money transferred between savings accounts you hold instead of placed directly in your hands. This is the same [radio edit]er who complained about me ages ago. I want to take the cotton towel he comes in with around his neck and strangle him with it. |
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| Artemis | Jul 6 2016, 01:29 AM Post #99 |
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Do not piss yourself |
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