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In a retail establishment please do not
Topic Started: Jun 26 2014, 03:08 PM (5,680 Views)
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:c now I feel bad
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lmao

rekt
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Just trolling, I don't feel bad at all 8)
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Get trolled.

In a retail establishment for the love of God don't hog the aisles. get out of the way, I don't have time for you decide which brand of equally shitty instant ramen you want to buy I'm HUNGRY
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

The store I work for is near a food court. People routinely leave stuff like McDonalds food and Starbucks coffee on empty shelf space. Gets annoying.
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On that note, I don't even have a job but I cringe whenever I see somebody leave frozen food they didn't want on random shelves

why did you have to waste the ice cream, why? ;_;7
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Gilgamesh
Apr 14 2015, 09:51 AM
who steals only one condom

if you only need one and not three, chances are you didn't even need the one
lel, maybe they just like having high hopes.

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The store I work for is near a food court. People routinely leave stuff like McDonalds food and Starbucks coffee on empty shelf space. Gets annoying.

I live in Canada so people leave Tim Horton's cups literally everywhere at my work, it's the worst.

and yeah, people leaving frozen/refrigerated stuff in the aisles is terrible too, atleast have the decency to throw it in another freezer so it doesn't go to waste.
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Jun 28 2014, 01:36 PM
I had a customer a few days ago who was unaware that sales tax is and has been a thing.
a lot of people think there state doesn't have sales tax but it's actually because the tax is already included on the price tag



now here's a message from a customer to employees: i know what i want and i know where it is, leave me alone, if i need help i will get you, i know your manager is an asshole and makes you ask if i "need any help with anything" 67 billion times so tell him to [radio edit] off because honestly i'm just there to look at the price so i can go back home and buy it from amazon, and hounding me isn't good customer service.
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When they ask you that what they really mean is "don't shoplift we've got our eyes on you buster"
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Gilgamesh
Apr 14 2015, 09:51 AM
who steals only one condom

if you only need one and not three, chances are you didn't even need the one
exactly!
Asphodel
Apr 14 2015, 09:26 AM
To be fair, not all thieves have three penises.
you mean its not normal to have three penises...
Phoenix7
Apr 14 2015, 10:45 AM
The store I work for is near a food court. People routinely leave stuff like McDonalds food and Starbucks coffee on empty shelf space. Gets annoying.
when I was at Safeway there was a Starbucks inside the store, so there were cups everywhere
I was happy when the cups were empty
Gilgamesh
Apr 14 2015, 10:48 AM
On that note, I don't even have a job but I cringe whenever I see somebody leave frozen food they didn't want on random shelves

why did you have to waste the ice cream, why? ;_;7
yes, this
this is the worst. Do you have any common sense? Like I mean really?

Not only the waste, but its unsanitary to leave meat out like that

and If you don't want something, just hand it to the cashier and say you dont want it
we'll be happy to take care of it

I literally had someone put somethign they didnt want at the end of the belt, instead of handing it to me when they walked up to pay >.>

I had to ask them more than once to hand it to me so i could have it put away
Artemis
Apr 14 2015, 12:55 PM
When they ask you that what they really mean is "don't shoplift we've got our eyes on you buster"
pretty much this
Edited by Slimegunk, Apr 14 2015, 02:13 PM.
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Apr 14 2015, 07:44 AM
Why did I find an open bag of chicken sitting on the shelf yesterday? Did someone pick it off the shelf, tear it open and start eating it, then decide "Oh shit, I'm stealing" and put it back on the shelf?

Seriously.
I've had that happen more than once too. It came from the Walmart deli though so they may have paid for it already. I also frequently find empty cans of Monster lying on random shelves.
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Artemis
Apr 14 2015, 12:55 PM
When they ask you that what they really mean is "don't shoplift we've got our eyes on you buster"
This is in fact, the best way for employees to annoy the shit out of the would-be shoplifter.

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Giraffes are adorable.

So apparantly I look suspicious to them.
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Apr 14 2015, 10:00 PM
Artemis
Apr 14 2015, 12:55 PM
When they ask you that what they really mean is "don't shoplift we've got our eyes on you buster"
This is in fact, the best way for employees to annoy the shit out of the would-be shoplifter.

WORKS EVERYTIEM
it didn't work on me
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Cool story

I've never seen anyone leave something frozen out of place, but that sounds like the worst. Who would do that to ixr cream :c
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Everyone loves ixr cream!
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yeah... that's what I'm saying
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uh oh

ya'll need to step up your dick game, i'm working on my 4th dick right now as a matter of fact
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