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In a retail establishment please do not
Topic Started: Jun 26 2014, 03:08 PM (5,681 Views)
Lemubaby
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9. In thrift stores, do not remove the tag and then ask an employee to put a price on it thinking you'll get it cheaper. We ain't stupid, and we'll mark it higher.

also: http://[radio edit]yeahretailrobin.tumblr.com/
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Will
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Anime was a mistake

When you pay with a 100 dollar bill, don't tell me you just printed it this morning. It wasn't funny the first time I heard it, it's not funny 5 million times later.

If you have questions, I'm more than happy to answer them. However, please let me answer your question before you ask me five more.

Do NOT let your kid run around unsupervised. We're sales associates, not babysitters.
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Slimegunk
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My servants never die

Mireia
Jun 28 2014, 10:01 AM

11. Don't leave random things in completely different sections than where you know you got them just because you decided you didn't want the thing. If you don't know where you got it from, ask an associate. Especially don't do this with items that need to be refrigerated!
12. Don't let your little children roam around the store unsupervised. The employees can't watch your kids!
these so much

why would you leave a pound of raw beef sitting on a random shelf in the soda aisle >.>
or even worse, leave something at the end of a checkstand instead of handing it to the cashier standing 2 feet away


#whatever: Don't ask me what the cash back limit is and then ask for more than i just told you the limit was. (official policy is $60 back for a debit card, but the card reader lets you put in more)
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

Within ten minutes of closing time please do not

1. Decide halfway through having your items rung up that you need to continue to peruse the store.
     1.5 Hide from the manager after they've announced over the speakers that the store is now closed and all final selections must be purchased in the next ten minutes before the registers shut off.
2. Take two flashlights out of their packaging trying to fix one that is 'broken' while the cashier waits for you to choose a form of payment.
3. Ask that all items that are more than $1 be taken off the bill and fished out of the six bags worth of items you've just purchased.
4. Request an exchange for a highlighter.

I can't really be too mad at the couple because they were completely stoned and probably not present enough to realize how ridiculous they were. But OH MY GOD.
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Necare
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Fallen Angel

Well, they made the consecutive decisions to A. get stoned and B. go to the store, so I'd argue that you can.

:luna:
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Airi
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There's no way I'll lose!

Necare
Jul 16 2014, 12:16 AM
Well, they made the consecutive decisions to A. get stoned and B. go to the store, so I'd argue that you can.

:luna:
This. I would be very annoyed at some stoned couple being morons. It was their choice to get stoned and be morons in the first place.

Also, you people and your acquiring of jobs and earning an income. *shakes fist*
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Airi
Jul 16 2014, 12:34 AM
Also, you people and your acquiring of jobs and earning an income. *shakes fist*
I know dat feel. =(
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Mireia
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Jenna
Jul 16 2014, 12:14 AM
Within ten minutes of closing time ever please do not
Fixed. It can back up the line at any time. (Well, 1 I can understand if it's a really really important item, but it's still a pain to wait for the customer/void the sale.)
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

If one more person asks me if the 50% off Winter Sale applies to everything in store, I'm going to lose it.

RED TAGGED PRODUCTS ONLY! THIS IS CLEARLY STATED ON THE BILLIONS OF SIGNS WE HAVE AROUND THE STORE PEOPLE!
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

Better get used to dumb questions Peo. 8D Over time they just become the food for good stories and laughs, so treasure them.
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Clawford
has no style

What if they are all just color blind?
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Slimegunk
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i actually had a colorblind customer come in
it was awkward when i asked him about the color of the sale signs

cause our signs are two different shades of yellow that rotate each week, so i was trying to figure out if it was an old sign or a new sale that the computer hadnt updated yet
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The Abominator
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Do not buy stuff

It's all a scam
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Super Slash


Hey. Customers. Please don't [radio edit]ing take down like, 8 of those big bouncing balls and throw them in random spots in the toy department for no reason other than to piss us off. Even worse is that they walk off laughing about it.

Uuugh.
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Why did I find an open bag of chicken sitting on the shelf yesterday? Did someone pick it off the shelf, tear it open and start eating it, then decide "Oh shit, I'm stealing" and put it back on the shelf?

Seriously.
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Slimegunk
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thats the worst

If youre going to steal, take the whole thing >.>

Nobody wants your half eaten candy bar, buddy

or when you find an open 3 pack of condoms, and only 1 is missing
I mean really?
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Asphodel
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Electric Indigo

To be fair, not all thieves have three penises.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

who steals only one condom

if you only need one and not three, chances are you didn't even need the one
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Artemis
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Plus Ultra

Boyd would know.
8)))
Edited by Artemis, Apr 14 2015, 09:52 AM.
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solbowz Aurarius

I'm flattered that you think I'd need even one <3
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