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| Lemubaby | Jun 28 2014, 04:16 PM Post #21 |
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9. In thrift stores, do not remove the tag and then ask an employee to put a price on it thinking you'll get it cheaper. We ain't stupid, and we'll mark it higher. also: http://[radio edit]yeahretailrobin.tumblr.com/ |
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| Will | Jun 28 2014, 11:04 PM Post #22 |
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Anime was a mistake
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When you pay with a 100 dollar bill, don't tell me you just printed it this morning. It wasn't funny the first time I heard it, it's not funny 5 million times later. If you have questions, I'm more than happy to answer them. However, please let me answer your question before you ask me five more. Do NOT let your kid run around unsupervised. We're sales associates, not babysitters. |
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| Slimegunk | Jun 29 2014, 01:22 AM Post #23 |
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My servants never die
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these so much why would you leave a pound of raw beef sitting on a random shelf in the soda aisle >.> or even worse, leave something at the end of a checkstand instead of handing it to the cashier standing 2 feet away #whatever: Don't ask me what the cash back limit is and then ask for more than i just told you the limit was. (official policy is $60 back for a debit card, but the card reader lets you put in more) |
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| Jenn-uh | Jul 16 2014, 12:14 AM Post #24 |
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries
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Within ten minutes of closing time please do not 1. Decide halfway through having your items rung up that you need to continue to peruse the store. 1.5 Hide from the manager after they've announced over the speakers that the store is now closed and all final selections must be purchased in the next ten minutes before the registers shut off. 2. Take two flashlights out of their packaging trying to fix one that is 'broken' while the cashier waits for you to choose a form of payment. 3. Ask that all items that are more than $1 be taken off the bill and fished out of the six bags worth of items you've just purchased. 4. Request an exchange for a highlighter. I can't really be too mad at the couple because they were completely stoned and probably not present enough to realize how ridiculous they were. But OH MY GOD. |
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| Necare | Jul 16 2014, 12:16 AM Post #25 |
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Well, they made the consecutive decisions to A. get stoned and B. go to the store, so I'd argue that you can.
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| Airi | Jul 16 2014, 12:34 AM Post #26 |
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There's no way I'll lose!
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This. I would be very annoyed at some stoned couple being morons. It was their choice to get stoned and be morons in the first place. Also, you people and your acquiring of jobs and earning an income. *shakes fist* |
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| Super Slash | Jul 16 2014, 12:37 AM Post #27 |
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I know dat feel. =( |
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| Mireia | Jul 16 2014, 02:05 AM Post #28 |
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Codename: Sailor T
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Fixed. It can back up the line at any time. (Well, 1 I can understand if it's a really really important item, but it's still a pain to wait for the customer/void the sale.) |
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| Phoenix7 | Nov 10 2014, 09:22 AM Post #29 |
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~
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If one more person asks me if the 50% off Winter Sale applies to everything in store, I'm going to lose it. RED TAGGED PRODUCTS ONLY! THIS IS CLEARLY STATED ON THE BILLIONS OF SIGNS WE HAVE AROUND THE STORE PEOPLE! |
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| Saturos | Nov 10 2014, 08:59 PM Post #30 |
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Better get used to dumb questions Peo. 8D Over time they just become the food for good stories and laughs, so treasure them. |
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| Clawford | Nov 10 2014, 09:16 PM Post #31 |
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What if they are all just color blind? |
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| Slimegunk | Nov 10 2014, 09:59 PM Post #32 |
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i actually had a colorblind customer come in it was awkward when i asked him about the color of the sale signs cause our signs are two different shades of yellow that rotate each week, so i was trying to figure out if it was an old sign or a new sale that the computer hadnt updated yet |
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| The Abominator | Nov 12 2014, 12:39 PM Post #33 |
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Do not buy stuff It's all a scam |
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| Super Slash | Apr 13 2015, 11:38 PM Post #34 |
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Hey. Customers. Please don't [radio edit]ing take down like, 8 of those big bouncing balls and throw them in random spots in the toy department for no reason other than to piss us off. Even worse is that they walk off laughing about it. Uuugh. |
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| UltaFlame | Apr 14 2015, 07:44 AM Post #35 |
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Thanks Poui.
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Why did I find an open bag of chicken sitting on the shelf yesterday? Did someone pick it off the shelf, tear it open and start eating it, then decide "Oh shit, I'm stealing" and put it back on the shelf? Seriously. |
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| Slimegunk | Apr 14 2015, 09:12 AM Post #36 |
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My servants never die
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thats the worst If youre going to steal, take the whole thing >.> Nobody wants your half eaten candy bar, buddy or when you find an open 3 pack of condoms, and only 1 is missing I mean really? |
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| Asphodel | Apr 14 2015, 09:26 AM Post #37 |
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Electric Indigo
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To be fair, not all thieves have three penises. |
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| Gilgamesh | Apr 14 2015, 09:51 AM Post #38 |
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solbowz Aurarius
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who steals only one condom if you only need one and not three, chances are you didn't even need the one |
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| Artemis | Apr 14 2015, 09:52 AM Post #39 |
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Plus Ultra
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Boyd would know. 8))) Edited by Artemis, Apr 14 2015, 09:52 AM.
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| Gilgamesh | Apr 14 2015, 09:56 AM Post #40 |
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solbowz Aurarius
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I'm flattered that you think I'd need even one <3 |
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