In Which Wrath Watches Wonderful Anime

Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

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In Which Wrath Watches Wonderful Anime; Just to disprove the Childish Simpleton.
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Somebody Posts: 2,382 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #1,176 Joined: February 14, 2014 Gender: ??? Blog: The Hero's Shadow Country: NotAmerica True Name: FrozenWrath Theme Song: http://youtu.be/26MntdnE390	[Radio edit] you, SimpleChild. Episode 1, Part 1 of 2 In 2022 (two years after TOME is supposedy created), mankind has finally discovered how to make a true virtual reality world? This is off on a good start already. Then it transitions from a virtual world to reality. Best. Bitchslap. Ever. SAO releases on October 31st. Information stored into external soft drives. The hardware is the latest? Why are you doing this to us!? You could KILL somebody with unrefined technology! Wait, the game was made by the inventor of the Nerve Gear? That doesn't help at all... Damn. Ten thousand copies sold out in seconds? People must really be suicidal and/or irrational these days. Oh wait, that applies to ALL humans. I feel really bad for that kid on the bed, putting on the Nerve Gear. He has no idea what BS he'll be getting himself into... Eyerape right there. Why did nobody warn me about this? Security measures are always good. They (never) prevent death, to some extent. "Back in this world"? Get. ME. A. Prequel. Ten thousand suicidal, stupid, irrational people just logged on. It was beautiful. This is such a small city lol- HOLY CRAP THEY'RE IN A CRAPSULE. Not another Tartarus! End to all humanity incoming!Ne Never mind, just realized that Mr. Confident was a beta tester. Whoops. Imminent death of Klein incoming! Kirito will become a sad, sad man because he couldn't save Klein. Nice one, Klein. Hope ya don't die. You're such a scrub. This game isn't called Sword Art Online for nothing. Lack of magic lets you not become Caster. Or Ivan. It's 2022, mate. A load of possibilities can happen. Ten thousand people get to play SAO, while only a thousand of them have any experience whatsoever. It takes MONTHS to get to the eighth floor!? Good lord. Obsession of something is usually not good. Oh Kirito. You're so antisocial. Teacher-and-student bonds are nice. Except when the teacher dies. Have fun exiting the game, kids. Humans have gained quite the taste for... unorthodox foods in the years, it seems. Voice commands are so outdated, Klein. You can't move your body in the Real World? I'm sure that was obvious... Again, have fun logging out, kids. Back to hub you go. Kayaba Akihiko is a murderer. He promises a lovely game, except it's his plan to mass murder people. More to come soon. This is a good series, and I fully expect it to be better.

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