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simple watches Sword Art Online (Progress: Season 2 Complete!); So you don't have to.
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Topic Started: Feb 19 2014, 01:14 PM (36,704 Views)
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Gilgamesh
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Mar 14 2014, 06:16 PM
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Well at least Charlotte isn't a terrible character
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Seoulbowz
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Mar 14 2014, 06:23 PM
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Yes she is. Senjougahara is the only not terrible character on that list.
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Gilgamesh
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Mar 14 2014, 06:24 PM
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So going off of leaf's post, I knew you were a masochist
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Mar 14 2014, 07:01 PM
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Charlotte seems like the least shitty, yeah. At least she crossdresses, which is kind of interesting. But yeah wow, so much shit taste
http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2014/03/13-1/poll-top-10-anime-males-japanese-female-otaku-want-to-have-as-boyfriends
Solbowz linked this in Rumblechat, looks like the girls have much better taste. But yeah, Leaf's right. Major flaw in the study. >_>
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Kiki
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Mar 14 2014, 07:13 PM
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I would not date any of those characters D8 They are all too angry and scary even if they are good guys sort of and half of them have swords.
ALSO HONEYMOON EP YEAH I WANT TO SEE MORE SIMPERING AND CLINGING!
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leaf
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Mar 14 2014, 07:15 PM
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Anyone else notice that literally the entire list is made of guys with big swords and sports superstars?
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Mar 14 2014, 07:32 PM
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~
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I expected Free characters to take up a lot more of the list. >.>
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Silvy
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Mar 14 2014, 08:17 PM
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- leaf
- Mar 14 2014, 04:27 PM
Silvy pls.
Although a few of those choices did come as a surprise to me. Like senjogahara in the #5 spot. I would think after stapling the MC's mouth in the first episode, people would be just a little turned off by that.
I'll note that this was a poll with 10,000 participants in it, of which only 363 voted for the #1 choice, and the top ten collectively consisted of only 1442 votes. That means over 85% of the sample voted for someone that isn't on this list. A far more accurate system would've been to have each person fill out a top ten ranking, and assign points based on that. Since most otaku have more than one waifu, this would give a much better indication of which characters have the biggest fanbase.
Asuna winning does not necessarily represent the views of the majority (even if she is practically made to be waifu material), and in fact represents a vocal minority. This is a critical weakness in the first past the post system, when there are a myriad of different choices, the winner will rarely be chosen by the majority, but rather the biggest minority. Yeah I noticed that, still doesn't excuse the fact that Asuna is #1 perfect waifu according to this when she's an insult to swords everywhere.
Senjougahara is probably the best pick on this list actually, she isn't a Homura by any means but she's still pretty cute. Sure, I guess she can be a little "dangerous" but on the plus side, you won't have to worry too much about other people harming you while she's around with that overprotective nature she has.
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Anyone else notice that literally the entire list is made of guys with big swords and sports superstars?
So they find swords attractive? Finally, some like-minded people in this world.
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Gilgamesh
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Mar 14 2014, 10:23 PM
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- Saturos
- http://s9.zetaboards.com/The_Temple_of_Kraden/single/?p=8694247&t=7414463
At least she crossdresses, which is kind of interesting. Why are you so weird
- leaf
- http://s9.zetaboards.com/The_Temple_of_Kraden/single/?p=8694252&t=7414463
Anyone else notice that literally the entire list is made of guys with big swords and sports superstars? Their list is just as stereotypically bad as the guy's list? Who knew.
Also TL: Sword means dick, silvandorf
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Seoulbowz
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Mar 14 2014, 11:53 PM
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- Octavia von Silvandorf
- Mar 14 2014, 08:17 PM
Senjougahara is probably the best pick on this list actually, she isn't a Homura by any means but she's still pretty cute. Sure, I guess she can be a little "dangerous" but on the plus side, you won't have to worry too much about other people harming you while she's around with that overprotective nature she has. Actually, she's better since she's, you know, not 12.
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Silvy
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Mar 15 2014, 12:36 AM
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- Bowz
- Mar 14 2014, 11:53 PM
- Octavia von Silvandorf
- Mar 14 2014, 08:17 PM
Senjougahara is probably the best pick on this list actually, she isn't a Homura by any means but she's still pretty cute. Sure, I guess she can be a little "dangerous" but on the plus side, you won't have to worry too much about other people harming you while she's around with that overprotective nature she has.
Actually, she's better since she's, you know, not 12. actually she's 14, I don't see the problem.
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Mar 15 2014, 12:55 PM
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simplechild
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Mar 15 2014, 05:59 PM
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Finals week, bitch. No SAO for you.
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Mar 15 2014, 06:12 PM
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CHEATER CHEATER MASTURBEATER
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Mar 15 2014, 06:15 PM
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~
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- simplechild
- Mar 15 2014, 05:59 PM
Finals week, bitch. No SAO for you.
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Mar 15 2014, 06:41 PM
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hello darkness my old friend
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- Phoenix7
- Mar 15 2014, 06:15 PM
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- Mar 15 2014, 05:59 PM
Finals week, bitch. No SAO for you.
 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Chrono Ivan
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Mar 15 2014, 06:43 PM
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- Phoenix7
- Mar 15 2014, 06:15 PM
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- Mar 15 2014, 05:59 PM
Finals week, bitch. No SAO for you.
 Well that's just fine, because Peo just won the thread.
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simplechild
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Mar 15 2014, 06:48 PM
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- Phoenix7
- Mar 15 2014, 06:15 PM
- simplechild
- Mar 15 2014, 05:59 PM
Finals week, bitch. No SAO for you.
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Mar 15 2014, 08:20 PM
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Check out my spicy wasabi beats
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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ SAO OR RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽/
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simplechild
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Mar 22 2014, 02:35 PM
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Episode 11: The Girl of the Morning Dew -I guess his white coat wasn't dark and edgy enough. Some sacrifice Kirito made in exchange for keeping Asuna. - Let's ruin this piece of fine scenery with bloom and a rainbow. Because rainbows make nature prettierer. - so does sun flare- Not only does Kirito feel the need to coddle his [rainbow]Perfect Waifu[/rainbow], she doesn't have the guts anymore to talk back on it. - " We got a nice house" And you're hoverhanding a nice ass. Just tap that, goddammit. - " No Kirito-kun, you have to put it in lower" - Funny that Kirito is still shy towards human contact even after marriage. Granted, it's just an in-game marriage. It's not like they had to go through the approval of family members or anything. Really, Kirito's and Asuna's relationship is more boyfriend/girlfriend than bland harem lead/[rainbow]Perfect Waifu[/rainbow]. When it comes to anime romance those two relationships have completely different connotations. - Kirito's waifu is so perfect that she is only comfortable with cuddling him while he's asleep. What? Cuddling while he's awake? Unintentionally showing her panties to her husbando? That's impossible! Kirito's waifu is perfect.Pure.Flawless.[/saturosbuzzwords] - On a side note, Asuna riding on Kirito's back kindasorta reminds me of Bella riding on Edward's back in Twilight ohno ohgod please dont remind me that i watched the movie and read the first book what no i didnt say that i read the first book and watched the movie what the [radio edit] are you smoking - Oh look, it's the main character of this episode. - Ah, yes, SAO understands what I want out of this anime: more ghost stories! - TITLE DROP. ROLL CREDITS. - She's shown to have no health bar and she doesn't share the same behaviors as NPCs. Obviously the best solution is to SO CUTE IMMA TAKE HER HOME. - Sword Art Online: Fun for the Whole Family! - two beds in a married couple's home doesn't bode well for the relationship, does it? - Why yes Asuna, let your pre-adulthood maternal instincts kick in after about one evening's worth of seeing her sleep. God, that's creepy. - It's okay guys, she likes it. - So her name is Yui and she immediately starts calling Kirito " daddy"  They better not. - Now she's calling Asuna " mommy".  We gonna do this. Oh dear. - How come Yui doesn't get as much love as Kirito's sandwich, huh Kirito? HUH? - " I want the same one as Daddy"  - Ah, the one person smiling contently while the others laugh in happiness cliche. - Yes, Kirito, a teenage married couple and a kidnapped child constitutes a real home. I mean, you can toss around that family should not be defined by societal expectations, but these people haven't even been together for a whole day. Holy [radio edit]ing shit. What the [radio edit]ing [radio edit]. - [radio edit] yeah, awkward exposition! 4,000 players died over the course of two years! Bet Yui likes knowing THAT tidbit! - I'm not given much detail as to how players can levy taxes on other players in an MMO, so this just seems to be here for the sole reason of pulling the "orphanage can't maintain its facilities thanks to the evil landowners" cliche. - Yet another example of people being comically evil. - For a moment, I thought I was watching Beelzebub. - Check out my Perfect Waifu's skillz! - Let's think about this reasoning. Instead of taking damage, players are treated to a mild knockback when hit by another player in a safe zone. This is about the same kind of effect as when you're in a fighting game and you're forced to crouch in the corner like a little bitch because you can't counterattack or reposition without getting hit. It's more frustrating than terrifying, honestly, and hardly a reason for the goons to run and cry out in fear like they did. In fact, what makes the goons' presence any bit threatening in the first place if they actually cannot physically hurt people? What's the point of showing up fully armored in front of orphanages if you can't even inflict pain? - I think she needs to get that hand checked. - Then she spazzes out and the game kinda fizzles for a bit, signifying that we're actually dealing with the "secret OP loli" cliche this time around. How will this new development affect their [rainbow]BOND AS A FAMILY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?[/rainbow] NEXT TIME ON LOLIBALL Z
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