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Necare	Aug 11 2016, 06:36 PM Post #721
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	The only spoiler in this thread is that SAO is trash of the highest order.



simplechild	Aug 11 2016, 08:18 PM Post #722
My only feel is murder Posts: 12,119 Group: Fori Member #115 Joined: October 30, 2006 Gender: Burning Blog: What's All This, Then? Country: 'Nam. True Name: simplechild	You should get Terri to watch it with you. it'll be the most memorable date night of your life.



simplechild	Feb 14 2017, 05:24 PM Post #723
My only feel is murder Posts: 12,119 Group: Fori Member #115 Joined: October 30, 2006 Gender: Burning Blog: What's All This, Then? Country: 'Nam. True Name: simplechild	Ticket purchased for the SAO movie in March. Oh god help me



leaf	Feb 14 2017, 07:57 PM Post #724
Crimson Leaf Vermillion Posts: 5,603 Group: Venus Clan Member #908 Joined: October 14, 2011 Gender: leaf Theme Song: http://youtu.be/wyJWmm2ymUs	It's too late. He can't stop. Before you know it, simple will have all the asuna figurines, an asuna bodypillow, and then he'll start playing the SAO games. And then he'll turn into dragon lord.



Gilgamesh	Feb 14 2017, 08:36 PM Post #725
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	simple pls PLS



ShmittlesThePoe	Feb 15 2017, 12:06 AM Post #726
Pirate Wavemaster Posts: 10,690 Group: Clanless Member #375 Joined: September 18, 2008 Gender: XY Country: #226#	They're making a movie? I assume on the original Aincrad arc. huh... Well, on the one hand, that might actually work better than the anime series, since I assume it would only stick to first LN. If it ditches all/most the extra stories from LN 2+(including pretty much the entire harem thing) that muddled things up for the chronological-style anime, then... yeah, I could see it being better. Probably still not all that great, but better.



Crystallux	Feb 15 2017, 09:48 AM Post #727
Posts: 1,695 Group: Luna Clan Member #845 Joined: June 27, 2011 Gender: Female Country: #226#	SAO isn't even that good.



simplechild	Feb 15 2017, 01:18 PM Post #728
My only feel is murder Posts: 12,119 Group: Fori Member #115 Joined: October 30, 2006 Gender: Burning Blog: What's All This, Then? Country: 'Nam. True Name: simplechild	Crystallux Feb 15 2017, 09:48 AM SAO isn't even that good. I have been living a lie. What have I done to myself to deserve this elaborate deception I want my life back



simplechild	Mar 11 2017, 09:05 PM Post #729
My only feel is murder Posts: 12,119 Group: Fori Member #115 Joined: October 30, 2006 Gender: Burning Blog: What's All This, Then? Country: 'Nam. True Name: simplechild	Immediate Thoughts: About what I expected. Movie went for something potentially cool but suffered a lot from the usual mistakes. I'll probably have something more comprehensive (and spoiler heavy) sometime next week, meaning it won't happen until maybe May if my usual schedule is correct.



Gilgamesh	Mar 12 2017, 01:57 AM Post #730
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Be real with me for a second simple Are you stockholm'd syndrome into deriving some kind of enjoyment from this series or are you so far into the depths of hell you can only go deeper



simplechild	Mar 12 2017, 12:14 PM Post #731
My only feel is murder Posts: 12,119 Group: Fori Member #115 Joined: October 30, 2006 Gender: Burning Blog: What's All This, Then? Country: 'Nam. True Name: simplechild	At this point I approach SAO as I would an autopsy. Horrible to see and interpret, but useful to know for future reference.



Chrono Ivan	Mar 15 2017, 03:49 PM Post #732
He who strikes like lightning Posts: 9,651 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #251 Joined: September 19, 2007 Gender: Hurf Durf Blog: Arrythmia Country: #238# True Name: Chrono Ivan Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl9kSsLMz4E	In the words of Quagmire SAO isn't merely bad, it's mediocre in its badness, unaggressively boring, banal. You're hard pressed to even learn what NOT to do from it because it's so formulaic. This generic garbage is what simple's been craving his whole life! To the Muzak section!



Gilgamesh	Mar 15 2017, 06:34 PM Post #733
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	I mean it's pretty clear what NOT to do from this Especially since it started a trend of a bunch of similar LNs getting anime adaptations, so it's not like it's hard to mimic



simplechild	Oct 16 2017, 07:16 PM Post #734
My only feel is murder Posts: 12,119 Group: Fori Member #115 Joined: October 30, 2006 Gender: Burning Blog: What's All This, Then? Country: 'Nam. True Name: simplechild	how could this happen to meeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



Gilgamesh	Oct 16 2017, 07:55 PM Post #735
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	simple what are your thoughts on Asuna's nudity



simplechild	Oct 17 2017, 03:25 PM Post #736
My only feel is murder Posts: 12,119 Group: Fori Member #115 Joined: October 30, 2006 Gender: Burning Blog: What's All This, Then? Country: 'Nam. True Name: simplechild	I have no opinion on Asuna's marketing nipploy.



Necare	Oct 17 2017, 03:47 PM Post #737
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	Gilgamesh Oct 16 2017, 07:55 PM simple what are your thoughts on Asuna's nudity Boyd have you actually been watching this show unironically, rather than just reading Simple's reviews. What has happened to you, I thought Peytral was the one with no standards.



Gilgamesh	Oct 17 2017, 04:20 PM Post #738
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	I've only seen like 3 episodes or so long before this topic was made lol But there was a whole big thing about Asuna's nipples in the movie, because the internet is super horny Also is it because she's not your waifu simple What if it was your waifu



simplechild	Oct 18 2017, 04:30 PM Post #739
My only feel is murder Posts: 12,119 Group: Fori Member #115 Joined: October 30, 2006 Gender: Burning Blog: What's All This, Then? Country: 'Nam. True Name: simplechild	This is not something to worry about. Only the worst of waifus are subject to the nip slip

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