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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.

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Jackal	Jun 24 2015, 05:51 PM Post #661
Come and Take It - Temple Tsundere Posts: 8,106 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #201 Joined: June 11, 2007 Gender: Male Blog: The Pharaoh's Tomb Country: #226# True Name: Jackal	I miss your suffering, simple ;~;



simplechild	Aug 20 2015, 11:14 AM Post #662
My only feel is murder Posts: 12,119 Group: Fori Member #115 Joined: October 30, 2006 Gender: Burning Blog: What's All This, Then? Country: 'Nam. True Name: simplechild	Episode 19: Zekken



DJ Octavio	Aug 20 2015, 02:49 PM Post #663
Check out my spicy wasabi beats Posts: 10,970 Group: Dullahan Member #5 Joined: March 23, 2005 Gender: Not a Squid Country: Murrica True Name: That One Guy Theme Song: http://youtu.be/Pzp9YI8KZmM	Not anywhere near enough suffering and too much helpful analysis. Need next episode to balance it.



simplechild	Aug 20 2015, 06:05 PM Post #664
My only feel is murder Posts: 12,119 Group: Fori Member #115 Joined: October 30, 2006 Gender: Burning Blog: What's All This, Then? Country: 'Nam. True Name: simplechild	That was by far the most tolerable episode of them all. I maybe even liked it a bit. But I highly doubt they're going to replicate that with the final five episodes.



ShmittlesThePoe	Aug 20 2015, 06:08 PM Post #665
Pirate Wavemaster Posts: 10,690 Group: Clanless Member #375 Joined: September 18, 2008 Gender: XY Country: #226#	hehe, neener neener bleh.



Gilgamesh	Aug 20 2015, 09:10 PM Post #666
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	To be "fair", I'm sure Asuna's self-aware of Kirito's perfection and thus realizes she actually would just have a ~perfect~ and easy life being nothing more than his waifu



Seoulbowz	Aug 27 2015, 10:18 PM Post #667
Supergeil Posts: 19,233 Group: Sol Clan Member #54 Joined: May 28, 2006 Blog: Edeka Country: #79# True Name: Friedrich Liechtenstein Theme Song: https://youtu.be/jxVcgDMBU94	We should buy Simple this car after he finishes this.



simplechild	Oct 23 2015, 07:32 PM Post #668
My only feel is murder Posts: 12,119 Group: Fori Member #115 Joined: October 30, 2006 Gender: Burning Blog: What's All This, Then? Country: 'Nam. True Name: simplechild	Episode 20: The Sleeping Knights



ShmittlesThePoe	Oct 23 2015, 10:34 PM Post #669
Pirate Wavemaster Posts: 10,690 Group: Clanless Member #375 Joined: September 18, 2008 Gender: XY Country: #226#	omg that Smith gif. so gloriously appropriate.



Gilgamesh	Oct 24 2015, 01:07 AM Post #670
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	kek'd hard when Kirito showed up



simplechild	Feb 24 2016, 11:01 AM Post #671
My only feel is murder Posts: 12,119 Group: Fori Member #115 Joined: October 30, 2006 Gender: Burning Blog: What's All This, Then? Country: 'Nam. True Name: simplechild	Episode 21: Swordsman's Memorial



Necare	Feb 24 2016, 03:17 PM Post #672
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	Keep fighting the good fight, Simple. Your struggle against the forces of shit taste is my hearty sustenance.



ShmittlesThePoe	Feb 24 2016, 06:01 PM Post #673
Pirate Wavemaster Posts: 10,690 Group: Clanless Member #375 Joined: September 18, 2008 Gender: XY Country: #226#	lol, always an enjoyable read.



Momentime	Feb 24 2016, 06:58 PM Post #674
uh oh Posts: 18,956 Group: Luna Clan Member #194 Joined: May 28, 2007 Gender: pew pew pew Country: #226# True Name: Shads	i actually cannot read your leet but all the dank gifs made up for it bruh



Gilgamesh	Feb 24 2016, 08:01 PM Post #675
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	even when Kirito isn't there Asuna isn't allowed to do things lmao



Saturos	Feb 25 2016, 03:39 AM Post #676
heart-under-blade Posts: 36,354 Group: Iris Member #2 Joined: March 20, 2005 Gender: Male Country: #0# True Name: Saturos Theme Song: https://youtu.be/mh5vyvMGhqE	Here's my prediction: Yuuki is the imouto of the guy Asuna is supposed to marry, and is sick and dying of cancer. Her last wish is to spend time with her new sister-in-law and live to see the wedding, and she joined the game to spend more time with her new sister and convince Asuna to go through with the wedding. 8)



simplechild	Feb 25 2016, 02:19 PM Post #677
My only feel is murder Posts: 12,119 Group: Fori Member #115 Joined: October 30, 2006 Gender: Burning Blog: What's All This, Then? Country: 'Nam. True Name: simplechild	Even you know that they can't marry Asuna off to anyone other than Kirito.



Silvy	Feb 25 2016, 02:25 PM Post #678
idolswag4lyfe Posts: 4,760 Group: Venus Clan Member #210 Joined: July 3, 2007 Gender: Hollow Country: #238# True Name: Silvy Theme Song: https://youtu.be/AIG4mhLcplo	What if the big plot twist is that Kirito gets NTR'd and then he ends up just settling for Klein. This was a hilarious read though, the gif reactions make my day.



UltaFlame	Feb 26 2016, 06:26 AM Post #679
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	Read the last three updates 'cause I missed the two before yesterday's. Entertaining, and I actually particularly enjoyed the analysis of the interactions between Asuna and her mother. Very intriguing!



simplechild	Mar 29 2016, 03:03 PM Post #680
My only feel is murder Posts: 12,119 Group: Fori Member #115 Joined: October 30, 2006 Gender: Burning Blog: What's All This, Then? Country: 'Nam. True Name: simplechild	Episode 22: Journey's End i can feel myself losing it

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