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simplechild	Sep 12 2014, 11:53 PM Post #621
My only feel is murder Posts: 12,119 Group: Fori Member #115 Joined: October 30, 2006 Gender: Burning Blog: What's All This, Then? Country: 'Nam. True Name: simplechild	Well for what it's worse I spoiled myself about Death Gun's identity so if it's anything pertaining to that...



ShmittlesThePoe	Sep 13 2014, 12:21 AM Post #622
Pirate Wavemaster Posts: 10,690 Group: Clanless Member #375 Joined: September 18, 2008 Gender: XY Country: #226#	simplechild Sep 12 2014, 11:53 PM Well for what it's worse I spoiled myself about Death Gun's identity so if it's anything pertaining to that... Yes. But I just checked, and it looks like they didn't include it in the anime. spoilers for Death Gun I guess The story from Episode 6 of Season 1 (the one with murder mystery) had 3 Laughing coffin members in it towards the end. Their leader PoH, Johny Black, and Red-Eyed XaXa (there identities were more significant in the LN, the anime didn't name them). Kirito Shows up on a horse to save the day. At which point one of them, Red-Eyed XaXa, AKA Death Gun probably this guy commented on Kirito's Horse. Something about wanting to ride one or something (excluded in the anime) This short-story wasn't actually in the original SAO. It was added later, after the LNs for GGO. So it was pretty stupidly convenient and out-of-place thing for someone in his position to say at that time, but everyone who'd read GGO by then understood that it was a joke in reference to what he'd do later on.



Peytral	Sep 13 2014, 12:31 AM Post #623
peytral pls Posts: 15,452 Group: Sol Clan Member #459 Joined: March 18, 2009 Gender: Miserable pile of secrets Blog: Ab Animo Pario Country: #0# True Name: Peytral Aznable	Bowz Sep 12 2014, 10:36 PM made the update



Phoenix7	Sep 13 2014, 07:29 AM Post #624
Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~ Posts: 30,101 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #196 Joined: May 29, 2007 Gender: #225# Blog: #225# Country: #225# True Name: Peo!~	Peytral Sep 13 2014, 12:31 AM Bowz Sep 12 2014, 10:36 PM made the update ^ also so did that Jojo pose ending tl;dr Kirito's [rainbow]perfect[/rainbow] nature stifles, degrades and ruins everything and everyone around him



simplechild	Sep 13 2014, 03:39 PM Post #625
My only feel is murder Posts: 12,119 Group: Fori Member #115 Joined: October 30, 2006 Gender: Burning Blog: What's All This, Then? Country: 'Nam. True Name: simplechild	Gonna be writing a monologue first. Guess what the subject is.



Hoofs	Sep 14 2014, 03:54 PM Post #626
dess dess dess dess dess Posts: 4,036 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #543 Joined: November 14, 2009 Gender: Fuerza Del Male Blog: Dr. Hoofs's Sing-Along Blog Country: #0# True Name: HFS, Hoofs	that is so amazingly creepy but hilarious at the same time



simplechild	Sep 18 2014, 09:00 PM Post #627
My only feel is murder Posts: 12,119 Group: Fori Member #115 Joined: October 30, 2006 Gender: Burning Blog: What's All This, Then? Country: 'Nam. True Name: simplechild	If you didn't catch it earlier, this was the little thing I wrote before the post. Episode 11: The Meaning of Strength



Gilgamesh	Sep 18 2014, 09:24 PM Post #628
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	I'm pretty sure Shinon's ass is why a lot of people are watching so I think this episode clearly did deliver



UltaFlame	Sep 18 2014, 10:10 PM Post #629
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	Yeah Kirito who do you not want seeing you talking to a scantily clad butt-crack-showing other woman, hmmm



ShmittlesThePoe	Sep 19 2014, 12:06 AM Post #630
Pirate Wavemaster Posts: 10,690 Group: Clanless Member #375 Joined: September 18, 2008 Gender: XY Country: #226#	dat half-life



simplechild	Sep 19 2014, 12:10 AM Post #631
My only feel is murder Posts: 12,119 Group: Fori Member #115 Joined: October 30, 2006 Gender: Burning Blog: What's All This, Then? Country: 'Nam. True Name: simplechild	Originally the conspiracy thread ended where the photo links did (with the same conclusion) but I figured I could go farther.



Hoofs	Sep 19 2014, 03:49 AM Post #632
dess dess dess dess dess Posts: 4,036 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #543 Joined: November 14, 2009 Gender: Fuerza Del Male Blog: Dr. Hoofs's Sing-Along Blog Country: #0# True Name: HFS, Hoofs	oh my god you are a prophet in eleven years I shall light the pyres of sacrifice and you shall become unto a god



Phoenix7	Sep 19 2014, 07:55 PM Post #633
Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~ Posts: 30,101 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #196 Joined: May 29, 2007 Gender: #225# Blog: #225# Country: #225# True Name: Peo!~	I was sitting here thinking you wouldn't top the balloon monologue. I was dead wrong. Also #dead at the Half Life 3 part mocking Kirito's detective work, oh god Simple I love you so much but not in a Klein and Kirito way no homo



Kiki	Sep 19 2014, 11:36 PM Post #634
Kiki Martius Chantico Posts: 16,455 Group: Mars Clan (wololo!) Member #101 Joined: September 23, 2006 Blog: error# Country: #226#	Kirito should leave asuna for Sinon's sentient butt.



simplechild	Sep 27 2014, 12:45 PM Post #635
My only feel is murder Posts: 12,119 Group: Fori Member #115 Joined: October 30, 2006 Gender: Burning Blog: What's All This, Then? Country: 'Nam. True Name: simplechild	Gonna combine the previous episode's write-up with this one. Mostly because I haven't even started on the former.



simplechild	Oct 9 2014, 02:14 PM Post #636
My only feel is murder Posts: 12,119 Group: Fori Member #115 Joined: October 30, 2006 Gender: Burning Blog: What's All This, Then? Country: 'Nam. True Name: simplechild	Episodes 12 and 13: Phantom Bullet



UltaFlame	Oct 9 2014, 03:13 PM Post #637
Thanks Poui. Posts: 28,951 Group: Venus Clan Member #516 Joined: September 3, 2009 True Name: UltaFlame / V. Terennia	Ahhhhhhhhhh Whyyyyyyyyy



Hoofs	Oct 9 2014, 04:32 PM Post #638
dess dess dess dess dess Posts: 4,036 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #543 Joined: November 14, 2009 Gender: Fuerza Del Male Blog: Dr. Hoofs's Sing-Along Blog Country: #0# True Name: HFS, Hoofs	Beautiful. I really enjoy this, you give a lot of insight inbetween the sillier vitriol and 'stahps.'



Saturos	Oct 9 2014, 05:16 PM Post #639
heart-under-blade Posts: 36,354 Group: Iris Member #2 Joined: March 20, 2005 Gender: Male Country: #0# True Name: Saturos Theme Song: https://youtu.be/mh5vyvMGhqE	omfg that ending. what



Gilgamesh	Oct 9 2014, 08:22 PM Post #640
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Is Heathcliff the only major villain in this whose motivation isn't getting into some chick's pants Also I'm pretty sure Klein is best girl

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