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simple watches Sword Art Online (Progress: Season 2 Complete!); So you don't have to.
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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Oh cool, thanks Hin.

Now I can be full lazy.
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ShmittlesThePoe
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dat CGI shot

wut
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

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So
you’re telling me
Because people are being arrogant shitheads on a videogame
On the internet
You’re gonna murder them


not gonna lie, I've been there.

i like that green eye at the end.
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

It's okay Kiki, I wanted to strangle Runescape 12 year olds as well at one point in my life.
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

Yes, I was in addition a particularly strangleable 12 year old on Runescape, it has come full circle...
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Silvy
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That was amazeballs

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track a CG bullet travelling through the wiring of an apartment, fly lazily around the room, and then embed itself into the person’s heart.

legendary

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like making federal investigations into the company servers impossible since they're all located in America.

Lag Gale Online

This show is 2deep4me with all that talk of time and space
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heart-under-blade

"Space is an ocean of space." - deeper than Sword Art Online
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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Episode 2: Ice Sniper

I'll penetrate you with my minigun, and this isn't my minigun.

...The minigun is my penis.
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

The first thing I thought of when I got to 'is he strong because he smiles on the battlefield?' was this.

also jfc another 'badass' female who is undoubtedly going to lose that side of her down the line?

[yt-sound]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqNPrtcfyL8[/yt-sound]
sao pls
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simplechild
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I mean, I don't know whether or not she's going to join the Kirito harem and I'm very thankful that they've given Sinon so much screentime so far because this has never happened before.

Maybe it'll go a different route.

Doesn't stop me from being pessimistic though.
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Peytral
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peytral pls

She'll want the Qui-Gon D.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

I see with Sugu's screentime departure we're back to our regularly scheduled Sword Ass Online.

"Good" to see Silica's still getting tentacled though.
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I was actually pretty glad they showed her "fight" against that boss where she gets her signature rifle. In the LN it was just somewhat briefly mentioned more for its explanation of game-mechanics and the incredibly ideal situation she had set up to make it work, along with severe resource management with her bullets. Apparently it took her hours.

but yeah, I have no idea what was up with that last mini-gun scene. Maybe he was supposed to be straining to keep the barrel lower due the the recoil wanting to pull it up? I don't know, but it looked awful.
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My brother is watching this for the same reasons as you simple, he literally vomited at the tentacle scene rehash. Literally in the figurative sense.
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simplechild
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ShmittlesThePoe
Jul 13 2014, 10:11 PM
I was actually pretty glad they showed her "fight" against that boss where she gets her signature rifle. In the LN it was just somewhat briefly mentioned more for its explanation of game-mechanics and the incredibly ideal situation she had set up to make it work, along with severe resource management with her bullets. Apparently it took her hours.
See, if I were privy to those details in the anime, this scene would go over so much better as a demonstration of Sinon's skills. And I was being very kind in assuming it took her a lot of offscreen effort to get that gun.

Also, that's not a minigun.

That's his penis.
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ShmittlesThePoe
Jul 13 2014, 10:11 PM
I was actually pretty glad they showed her "fight" against that boss where she gets her signature rifle. In the LN it was just somewhat briefly mentioned more for its explanation of game-mechanics and the incredibly ideal situation she had set up to make it work, along with severe resource management with her bullets. Apparently it took her hours.

but yeah, I have no idea what was up with that last mini-gun scene. Maybe he was supposed to be straining to keep the barrel lower due the the recoil wanting to pull it up? I don't know, but it looked awful.
I beliege he was trying to lift it straight up. Which would put an incredible strain on the body in real life...for behemoth you'd think his STR stat would be high enough if he gets payed to bodyguard.

Also the Lizbeth chest thing is bad subbing. "Chesto" is a sort of shout one makes when attacking, like in Karate.
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Levankua
Jul 15 2014, 04:54 PM
ShmittlesThePoe
Jul 13 2014, 10:11 PM
I was actually pretty glad they showed her "fight" against that boss where she gets her signature rifle. In the LN it was just somewhat briefly mentioned more for its explanation of game-mechanics and the incredibly ideal situation she had set up to make it work, along with severe resource management with her bullets. Apparently it took her hours.

but yeah, I have no idea what was up with that last mini-gun scene. Maybe he was supposed to be straining to keep the barrel lower due the the recoil wanting to pull it up? I don't know, but it looked awful.
I beliege he was trying to lift it straight up. Which would put an incredible strain on the body in real life...for behemoth you'd think his STR stat would be high enough if he gets payed to bodyguard.
He was trying to raise the barrel because Sinon was leaping at him from the top of the building while doing cripple flips and shit. You could argue that the bullets in his arm from earlier made it more difficult to raise the barrel. But if this is true, this is the first time anything of this sort happens in the entirety of SAO. And that would be a shitty and anti-fun mechanic to put in.

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Also the Lizbeth chest thing is bad subbing. "Chesto" is a sort of shout one makes when attacking, like in Karate.

All I'm getting out of Google is that Lisbeth is secretly a Super Robot Wars fan and I wasn't aware of how she can get more Literally Best until this moment.
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peytral pls

Chesto is used in martial arts in general but yes Sanger's probably the most famous example of a character using it.
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simplechild
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oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

this episooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooode

this backstoryyyyy

muh grimdark tragic paaaaaaaaaaaaast

my braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiin

stoooooooooooooooooooooooooop

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

Post will be out today.
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