- Aw shit, we've gone full Yui up in this bitch.

- [rainbow]Perfect Daughteru[/rainbow] can now gouge holes through the walls. I bet this is explained IN PAINSTAKING DETAIL in the LN's isn't it. That's how much this shit matters, guys.

- Yes, Kirito! Push harder with your [rainbow]Perfect Daughteru[/rainbow] Puuuuuuush!



- "The floating city doesn't even exist." What Kirito's referring to is the end quest reward. Supposedly, the first group who manages to complete the Grand Quest is rewarded, uh, things. C'mon, this was only mentioned like once in the beginning of the arc. But the floating city of whatever race Sugou and Asuna are supposedly existed alongside the rewards. Because there's only a brain research facility here, that means the rewards don't exist either.

- Sugou lied about the endgame rewards and that's unacceptable. Oh, kidnap my [rainbow]Perfect Waifu[/rainbow] and do unethical experiments on brains. But you know what really grinds Kirito's gears? Lying about the game content, that's what!

JESUS CHRIST



HOW HORRIFYING

- TIME TO START A CRUSADE TO [radio edit]ING KILL THESE EVIL HARLOTS BECAUSE I DIDN'T GET WHAT I PAYED FO- oh right i need to save asuna first.



this guy.

- Am I to assume that they took an entire afternoon to find Asuna? They saw the birdcage when the sky was still blue and surely it didn't take THAT long to run all the way up there (I'm assuming people weren't allowed to fly in this zone or something, which is dumb but okay).

- DAMMIT YUI STOP BREAKING SHIT

- Is your scene looking a bit bland? Why not put in a goddamn sun in to the shot? That'll make ANYTHING breathtaking.

- It's kind of funny that gravity magic is represented by a gigantic digital butthole.

- WHOOPS YUI ASPLODED AGAIN. SHE REALLY NEEDS TO STOP DOING THAT.

- im sorry mr bowtieheadan but those shoes are just too much for me to handle right now

- God Sugou, stop holding Kirito's long, black... thick... girthy sword. You're gonna make this all gay and shit.

- Apparently Sugou's primary motivation for all of this was to play God by controlling brains. Look, it's okay to have a cackling villain be like this and have crazy, large-scale motivations. Just don't wait to reveal this when all we have is "durr hurr im gonna ntr ur e-waifu" as a motivation.

- "Sir, I think Sugou seems evil enough. How about we get to the epic fight scene now?"



18 WAYS SAO MAKES SUGOU ~MORE EVILER~ IN THE SPAN OF 3 MINUTES

READY!?!?!?



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tl;dr this was revolting and all but it's not really much different from this:



- "Is this retribution?" What.

- "I'm completely powerless." LOLWHAT. Well, he is right now. But only because Sugou is a CHEATER CHEATER MASTURBEATER.

- GET UP DIGITAL JESUS. YOU HAVE MIRACLES TO WORK.

- aw shit i forgot about this part to include in the list. Eh, too late.

- Holy moly, stabbing Kirito ended up not working? HOW COULD THIS BE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

"Your attack had no soul."



- Wait, Kirito has admin powers now?



- "You're nothing but the king of thieves, dancing on top of a stolen throne!"



- Sugou tries to upload Excalibur but the system does not respond. Looks like Sugou...

B/

...couldn't get it up when it mattered.

- It's different when Kirito answers the call though! He's surely a man who can perform!

- Okay, this is getting a bit overt now. Look at how much sturddier, and stiffer... and bigger I am compared to your weak, flaccid, butterfly-winged, totally gay self!

- "The King of Thieves versus the Gilded Hero"



- WE'RE GOING MAX PAYNE UP IN THIS BITCH

- that derpface though

- also this one

- actually this one is the best

- or maybe this one



SAO is such an amazing anime, guys.

- God Sugou, don't make it gay. 'tis but a scratch.

- "It's nowhere near the pain you've caused Asuna!" Dude, molesting an underage chick is pretty [radio edit]ing bad and all, but you're about to violate this dude with your big black d- er, sword. All I'm saying is that shit ain't so comparable.

- Ah, the good ol' slice and wait for 2-5 seconds before OH GOD THE RED FILTER THAT LOOKS LIKE BLOOD. HOW PAINFUL.

- Man, you just separated his legs from his torso and now you're lifting him by the [radio edit]ing hair. What's he gonna do, bite your legs off?

- LOL THAT BUDGET THOUGH.

- WHAT A BADASS. STABBED HIM IN THE [radio edit]ING FACE. HE [radio edit]ING DESERVED IT. WROOOAAAAAHHHHHHH THIS SHOW IS SO GOOOOOOOOOD

- Wait, that's it? That's all it took to save Asuna? I feel kind of feel cheated.

- Gary Stu tears might actually be so delicious they cure e-cancer or some shit.

- Turns out Kayaba Akihiko still exists as a digital ghost. What the [radio edit]. I'd call this shit out but I'm so done with this show right now that this just seems mediocre in comparison.

- Now the show assumes that there's some sort of working relationship between him and Kirito. Nevermind that he killed thousands of people in a death game, he saved Asuna! What a great guy.

- And then he just hands Kirito a [radio edit]ing egg and vanishes in a puff of bullshit. Gee, that was important.

- AW SHIT SHE'S STILL ALIVE

- AW SHIT SHE'S STILL ALIVE