- "I see myself as the hero who just saved the princess. Crying and running into my arms would be a good start."



Oh no he di'int. He says afterwards that he's joking but I can smell the Dorito breath from here.

- Leafa's cleavage gets two half-stars out of five.

Also there is no way that this isn't Sugu.

- You may notice that none of my screenshots cover the parts where they talk about the mechanics of flying in a virtual reality MMO. That's because it's boring as [radio edit]. And I also don't care that Kirito is having a bit of trouble with flying at first. I know that he's going to not only get the hang of it but also prove to be better at flying than everyone else. Just watch.

- So moments like this, where Kirito is off in the background with his wings out of control, are a complete miss for me. Don't get sidetracked, SAO. You have a [rainbow]Perfect Waifu[/rainbow] to save.

- So Leafa takes Kirito to the sky for some flying practice and Kirito suddenly blurts that they could go faster. See what I mean?

- A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOOOOOORLD.

- Poor widdle Yui can't fly as fast as daddy can. Here, you can rest in my breast pocket!

- A NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEW. Well gee, I guess Kirito can do everything within the first few minutes of the game, eh? What a shitty game.

- lol this [radio edit]ing city. The [radio edit] is the point of those towers.

- Hey look, it's the pee-wee from earlier. His name's Recon btw, but he doesn't really matter.

- What's that, Recon? Important meeting? Better ditch with this filthy Spriggan I met about a half-hour ago! By the way, there are separate races of faeries even though they all look the goddamn same.

- NPC guardians? Excuse me for being ignorant in the ways of the MMO, but doesn't having to fight them imply that they're not NPCs?

- Of course, this is all exposition to outline that getting to the top of the World Tree (where Asuna is) would take months. This is source of the conflict at hand when Kirito blurts that he cannot wait that long. Since, you know, he has a week until Asuna successfully gets NTR'd by Sugou. Oh, such woe is upon us. Such compelling drama!



- Seems like Kirito is on a noble mission to rescue his lady and just declared that he's going to pull it off alone. Better linger on that cleavage for a bit before considering helping him out!

- And now we are revealed Leafa's super secret, well-hidden identity!

It's the imouto, guys! I could never have guessed!



- Sugu too dumb to realize that Kirito is shorthand for "Kirigaya Kazuto". Sugu pls.

- MEANWHILE ON THE INTERNET, Yui is feeling lonely already, now that Kirito has to log out this time around. She proposes sleeping with him until he logs out. This is gonna be a thing, isn't it.

- MEANWHILE ON ANOTHER PART OF THE INTERNET, we're finally treated to our damsel in distress. LOOK AT HER. LOOK AT HOW DISTRESSED THIS DAMSEL IS.

- Imagine, if you would, a grown man with neon translucent butterfly wings, with helmets for his elf ears, and his hair literally eating his crown with a bowtie on it.

Do you have such an image in your head? Because you are imagining Sugou's actual in-game avatar.

This is our final boss of the internet.

This is how we raise the stakes in the middle of the first season.

Come on. At least Heathcliff had abs built into his breastplate. This is kind of a step down.

- "The only things I have to give you are disgust and hatred." Well, you could also toss a few laughs his way, because seriously he looks [radio edit]ing stupid.

- Hey guys, I think the sexual harassment from episode 15 has worn off. Wanna do it again? [radio edit] you, we're doing it again. COMMENCE HARDCORE CHEESECAKE HANDLING.

- And he starts with the thumb on her lips. Bonus points since she's still defiant.

- Ooh, hand on the shoulder! Look at that scowl she's making! She definitely wants it!

- This bastard is making m'lady cry! What a dastardly hooligan we have here! Why, if I were in his shoes I would ha- oh bby.

- bby u wan sum fuk mmm oh yes

- bby u no say no so u wan sum fuk yes ohhhhhhh bby

- In all seriousness, I don't think that ribbon unties anything. What the actual [radio edit] was she afraid of? A goddamn ribbon falling onto the floor?

- Sugou stops abruptly, stating "I told you that I won't force myself upon you."



He literally trapped her in a birdcage for his own amusement until their wedding day and he touches her against her will. But it's okay, she didn't say no! That means she must have liked it!

- Nah guys, I don't think that whole cheesecake sequence was enough to make him evil. What if the Nerve Gear could let you literally NTR people? Think of how evil that would make Sugou! Think of all the rape doujinshi it would spawn!

- Who the [radio edit] puts a keypad on the inside of your birdcage.

- Oh. So in Asuna's perspective, the way to get out of the cage is to give the keypad a handjob.

- "Save me, Kirito-kun..."