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Silvy	Mar 23 2014, 03:54 PM Post #201
idolswag4lyfe Posts: 4,760 Group: Venus Clan Member #210 Joined: July 3, 2007 Gender: Hollow Country: #238# True Name: Silvy Theme Song: https://youtu.be/AIG4mhLcplo	Oh my god, just reading this is hard enough, I can't even imagine watching the show.



The Sin Thesis	Mar 23 2014, 05:13 PM Post #202
Posts: 3,397 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #314 Joined: March 9, 2008 Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI	The Sin Thesis Feb 20 2014, 07:39 PM Sword Art Online is terrible, and lacks any merit or redeeming value. Kirito is the most ineptly handled Mary Sue character ever. [radio edit] I hate everything about that anime. I watched every episode hoping it would get better after the initial setup of the premise. Nope. I got progressively worse.



simplechild	Mar 24 2014, 05:34 PM Post #203
My only feel is murder Posts: 12,119 Group: Fori Member #115 Joined: October 30, 2006 Gender: Burning Blog: What's All This, Then? Country: 'Nam. True Name: simplechild	Episode 13: Edge of Hell's Abyss - HAHEUAHUEHAUHAUAEHUAEAHAU UEHAUHAUAEH HEUAHUAHEAHUEHAUHHEUAH - "Two years' worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into Asuna" You think I'm making this up? Think a mother[radio edit]ing gain. - Also, they're doing the nasty with Yui's kokoro still around Asuna's neck and that's just nasty to think about. - Asuna can't be a [rainbow]Perfect Waifu[/rainbow] in the presence of others unless she covers up, you know. - They're spending the entire [radio edit]ing first half of this episode on catching this [radio edit]ing fish and all I can think about is AHUEHAUHEA - those derpmodels tho - Not enough sparkles. Not so bijin. - That's not how you filet a fish. - I wasn't kidding when I said they spent literally half the episode being [rainbow]Perfect Coupleu[/rainbow] and snatching fish ifyouknowwhatimean.jpg - Thirteen minutes and eight seconds into the file and the HONEYMOON IS OVER. - Man, there's a new boss fight around the corner and I'm just I don't care anymore I mean wow - Sure is nice of Heathcliff to let them sit around in the commander's office after the meeting is over. - Kirito is understandably worried about the next boss fight, since the advance party was wiped out without any chance to teleport out. The sentiment comes off as cliche since he wants his [rainbow]Perfect Waifu[/rainbow] to not participate in the fight. To which Asuna responds, "If you were to die, I'd have no reason to live anymore." - Kirito then brings up the option of abandoning the frontlines altogether and returning to their little house in the woods. Which would be a grand idea if it weren't for the fact that their real bodies are probably not in a good state at this point in time. Remember Rosalia from episode 4 being all like "There's no proof that we'll die in real life"? Well, people were collapsing offline in mass amounts at the same time. How the [radio edit] does that kind of reasoning make it past a spectacle like that? - God Egil, don't make it gay. - Not an Arc of Triumph. - Commander Heathcliff giving a rousing speech while Kirito lone wolf broods in the distance. I mean, there's an extremely valid reason to be untrustworthy of the guy provided he did da hax in their duel, but it seems funny that Kirito would think about this NOW rather than at any other time. - Oh hey it's Prehistoric Cho'Gath. - Everyone in the party has the smarts to run out of the way except for these two chuckle[radio edit]s. Who invited those people into the frontlines? - MOVE DAMMIT. I mean, I guess the boss wouldn't be as menacing if it didn't get any easy kills right off the bat but this is just ridiculous. Should you really fear a boss's appearance by the time you approach the 75th floor? How exactly is some bug skeleton scarier than pedo Santa from episode 3? - Generic mooks died to establish kowai. So scurry. - That's all I have for this episode. Yep. Yeeeaaaahhhhhh. Don't have much on this episode because of the laughably low volume of content to discuss.



Phoenix7	Mar 24 2014, 05:55 PM Post #204
Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~ Posts: 30,101 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #196 Joined: May 29, 2007 Gender: #225# Blog: #225# Country: #225# True Name: Peo!~	simplechild You think I'm making this up? Think a mother[radio edit]ing gain. If Boyd hadn't warned me of this ahead of time, I would have assumed it was fanfiction they took and made canon.



Saturos	Mar 24 2014, 05:57 PM Post #205
heart-under-blade Posts: 36,354 Group: Iris Member #2 Joined: March 20, 2005 Gender: Male Country: #0# True Name: Saturos Theme Song: https://youtu.be/mh5vyvMGhqE	oh my god you weren't kidding commits seppuku Nothing like the rape fantasy material of "no... no..." the whole time



Seoulbowz	Mar 24 2014, 05:58 PM Post #206
Supergeil Posts: 19,233 Group: Sol Clan Member #54 Joined: May 28, 2006 Blog: Edeka Country: #79# True Name: Friedrich Liechtenstein Theme Song: https://youtu.be/jxVcgDMBU94	glop



Peytral	Mar 24 2014, 05:58 PM Post #207
peytral pls Posts: 15,452 Group: Sol Clan Member #459 Joined: March 18, 2009 Gender: Miserable pile of secrets Blog: Ab Animo Pario Country: #0# True Name: Peytral Aznable	simplechild Mar 24 2014, 05:34 PM - "Two years' worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into Asuna" You think I'm making this up? Think a mother[radio edit]ing gain. oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood



Storm	Mar 24 2014, 05:59 PM Post #208
Parishioner Posts: 452 Group: Clanless Member #983 Joined: June 3, 2012 Gender: Male Country: USA	If everybody is acting like this now, I can't wait for the second half. lmao



Saturos	Mar 24 2014, 06:29 PM Post #209
heart-under-blade Posts: 36,354 Group: Iris Member #2 Joined: March 20, 2005 Gender: Male Country: #0# True Name: Saturos Theme Song: https://youtu.be/mh5vyvMGhqE	It's funny because I did think you were making it up when I first read that. And it sounded like something SAO would say. AND THEN IT WAS AND I COULDN'T



Silvy	Mar 24 2014, 07:02 PM Post #210
idolswag4lyfe Posts: 4,760 Group: Venus Clan Member #210 Joined: July 3, 2007 Gender: Hollow Country: #238# True Name: Silvy Theme Song: https://youtu.be/AIG4mhLcplo	Wait, that was actually canon and not some bad fanfic? This is all I can say to that



Kiki	Mar 24 2014, 07:08 PM Post #211
Kiki Martius Chantico Posts: 16,455 Group: Mars Clan (wololo!) Member #101 Joined: September 23, 2006 Blog: error# Country: #226#	GLoP WHAT A SEXY WORD Japanese porn always has the girl pleading no and sure yeah it's badthat we're expected to get off on girls being insecure and ashamed with their partners but also on a practical sense like MIXED MESSAGES MUCH she demanded he get naked and then she's all nooooo i'm embaarraaaaassssed what is Kirito supposed to think anyway I guffawed at the huehuehue gif for a few hours.



simplechild	Mar 24 2014, 07:32 PM Post #212
My only feel is murder Posts: 12,119 Group: Fori Member #115 Joined: October 30, 2006 Gender: Burning Blog: What's All This, Then? Country: 'Nam. True Name: simplechild	Kiki Mar 24 2014, 07:08 PM anyway I guffawed at the huehuehue gif for a few hours. thats nice and all but wheres my goddamn gold sticker



Kiki	Mar 24 2014, 07:43 PM Post #213
Kiki Martius Chantico Posts: 16,455 Group: Mars Clan (wololo!) Member #101 Joined: September 23, 2006 Blog: error# Country: #226#



simplechild	Mar 24 2014, 07:44 PM Post #214
My only feel is murder Posts: 12,119 Group: Fori Member #115 Joined: October 30, 2006 Gender: Burning Blog: What's All This, Then? Country: 'Nam. True Name: simplechild	'k



Seoulbowz	Mar 24 2014, 07:46 PM Post #215
Supergeil Posts: 19,233 Group: Sol Clan Member #54 Joined: May 28, 2006 Blog: Edeka Country: #79# True Name: Friedrich Liechtenstein Theme Song: https://youtu.be/jxVcgDMBU94



FrozenWrath	Mar 24 2014, 07:48 PM Post #216
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Saturos	Mar 24 2014, 09:22 PM Post #217
heart-under-blade Posts: 36,354 Group: Iris Member #2 Joined: March 20, 2005 Gender: Male Country: #0# True Name: Saturos Theme Song: https://youtu.be/mh5vyvMGhqE	That is amazing, Bowz. I wish that was only Japanese porn, Kiki. RIP



Gilgamesh	Mar 24 2014, 09:49 PM Post #218
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	Phoenix7 Mar 24 2014, 05:55 PM simplechild You think I'm making this up? Think a mother[radio edit]ing gain. If Boyd hadn't warned me of this ahead of time, I would have assumed it was fanfiction they took and made canon. Huehuehue Also saturos pls what western porn have you watched that does that



Silvy	Mar 24 2014, 09:58 PM Post #219
idolswag4lyfe Posts: 4,760 Group: Venus Clan Member #210 Joined: July 3, 2007 Gender: Hollow Country: #238# True Name: Silvy Theme Song: https://youtu.be/AIG4mhLcplo	Gilgamesh Mar 24 2014, 09:49 PM Phoenix7 Mar 24 2014, 05:55 PM simplechild You think I'm making this up? Think a mother[radio edit]ing gain. If Boyd hadn't warned me of this ahead of time, I would have assumed it was fanfiction they took and made canon. Huehuehue Also saturos pls what western porn have you watched that does that I think he meant that it's not exclusive to Japanese lewds.



Chrono Ivan	Mar 24 2014, 10:11 PM Post #220
He who strikes like lightning Posts: 9,651 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #251 Joined: September 19, 2007 Gender: Hurf Durf Blog: Arrythmia Country: #238# True Name: Chrono Ivan Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl9kSsLMz4E	Must Resist Urge To can't HNNNNNNNG WHO DECIDED THAT THIS ANIME NEEDED TO EXIST I'LL KILL THEM

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