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Seoulbowz	Mar 22 2014, 02:51 PM Post #181
Supergeil Posts: 19,233 Group: Sol Clan Member #54 Joined: May 28, 2006 Blog: Edeka Country: #79# True Name: Friedrich Liechtenstein Theme Song: https://youtu.be/jxVcgDMBU94	Yui is -literally- the worst thing about SAO.



Saturos	Mar 22 2014, 02:51 PM Post #182
heart-under-blade Posts: 36,354 Group: Iris Member #2 Joined: March 20, 2005 Gender: Male Country: #0# True Name: Saturos Theme Song: https://youtu.be/mh5vyvMGhqE	Hey now, I don't use the words "pure" and "flawless." You're thinking of Shadow; that's his shtick.



ShmittlesThePoe	Mar 22 2014, 03:02 PM Post #183
Pirate Wavemaster Posts: 10,690 Group: Clanless Member #375 Joined: September 18, 2008 Gender: XY Country: #226#	fun fact, Yui's entire existence was added in a side story AFTER the first novel. Although, really that's true of pretty much every girl other than Asuna. XD What a great family. "Are you my mommy?" "YES"



Phoenix7	Mar 22 2014, 03:35 PM Post #184
Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~ Posts: 30,101 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #196 Joined: May 29, 2007 Gender: #225# Blog: #225# Country: #225# True Name: Peo!~	>"But having her here has made this feel like a real home." There is just so much I find wrong with that statement. The lack of time they've spent together, Kirito even understanding what constitutes a real family/home ahfkshfpsivkisj no just no. also she looks kinda old to be calling people mummy and daddy especially random strangers also also rofl at Beelzebub note



Gilgamesh	Mar 22 2014, 08:02 PM Post #185
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	rofl I heard that they adopted some kid but that was much weirder than I was expecting, omfg



simplechild	Mar 23 2014, 01:34 AM Post #186
My only feel is murder Posts: 12,119 Group: Fori Member #115 Joined: October 30, 2006 Gender: Burning Blog: What's All This, Then? Country: 'Nam. True Name: simplechild	Episode 12: Yui's Heart - Poor saps are still in their beginner gear after two full years in this MMO. - This is admittedly a fascinating angle to view the mental consequences of being trapped in an MMO, but this is the last we ever see of the orphans. This show drops a lot of world-enhancing subplots in favor of... well, Yui. - I see that the Liberation Army doesn't require identity destroying helmets for their female zergs. Hell, she even has a name: Yulier! Zergs NEVER get names! - Remember this guy? Apparently after being all "fuk u beta testers" he's now a filthy spawn camper. Those are neckbeard levels of "[radio edit] you, got mine" douchebaggery. - AND he has no problem killing important guildmates in a roundabout way! Pack your bags, kids, we're going on a QUEST! - Of course our heroes- excuse me, Hero and [rainbow]Perfect Waifu[/rainbow] -are a bit concerned about the validity of this woman's claims. She may, after all, be lying. But never fear, Yui's here! Not only does she function as a [rainbow]Perfect Daughteru[/rainbow], she's also a peerless lie detector! It's so powerful that she doesn't even realize it! Awwwwwwww~ - Are you doubting the power of the moe lie detector? How dare you blaspheme those huge innocent eyes, those [rainbow]Perfect Daughteru[/rainbow] eyes! - Now surely, a responsible parent would never let their [rainbow]Perfect Daughteru[/rainbow] go into a dangerous dungeon. Not when her existence in Kirito's life turns his married life in the woods into a "true home", that is. You'd think that. You'd [radio edit]ing think. - lolnope. - ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOADS - I hear the scavenged toad legs are mesmerizing. - I imagine Yulier is the collective audience right now, having to sit through all this drivel for at least half the episode by now. - God Asuna, don't make it gay. - Hey look, an empty hallway before the end of the dungeon! Pretty sure there's no surprises in store for us! - Aww, Thinker's so happy that he's not mentally prepared to meet up with Yulier yet! - The Fatal Scythe is such a nice name for Random Pillar #6215! - No seriously what are these [radio edit]ers shouting about they're RUINING MY SUPER AWESOME REUNION - STFU SCRUBS IM TRYING TO RESCUE MAH HUBBY - oh shit okay there was something there shutting up now - I can't believe I'm saying this but in a lesser anime Yulier would be head over heels for Kirito by now. - God, that design is so ugly and underdeveloped. I mean, seriously. - Haha what - Yeah, that's right. That's what you get for that stupid [radio edit]ing defensive stance I mean what the [radio edit] were they thinking. - Oh boy. Yui is walking all confident-like in front of that big bad boss that smacked around the great Kirito like a bitch. No, Yui! Run away! - "Don't worry, mommy and daddy. I'll protect you this time" - [rainbow]Perfect Daughteru[/rainbow] so perfect she's indestructible. - Not really overcompensation considering she's a loli. ifyouknowwhatimean - Turns out Yui is literally the Matrix. And she's basically robot otaku therapy. What. - "I'm a fake. Even these tears." - I can't imagine sitting on your own hair to be comfortable. - GOD DAMMIT I did NOT want to see that. [radio edit] you, SAO its okay lis u r alwys literly bes gurl in my kokoro - God, Kirito is so perfect that his own videogames are in love with him. - Now that Yui has revealed her true form, how will our heroes- I'm sorry, I mean Hero and [rainbow]Perfect Waifu[/rainbow]- react to this shocking news!?!?!? What will happen to their DEVELOPED AND DEEP RELATIONSHIPS!?!?!?!? Well, not much. "I still love you even if you're artificial intelligence," and all that sappy shit. I'd find that more tolerable if we're given more background, but again, Kirito and Asuna are tearing their hearts out over some piece of moe data they found in the woods, slept with for one night, and then went spelunking with for a single dungeon. I'm not sure what I was expecting out of this scene other than disappointment, really. - "Yeah, you're our child" - Oh no, the system is going to delete poor innocent Yui! I don't think we've torn your hearts out hard enough yet! - I'm dead certain people fap to all this overt pathos porn. - One hand is not enough, Kirito! Maybe she'll stop disappearing if you use your other hand, too! - "I can't smile without you!" - I had a line for when Yui asplodes but I am drawing the hardest blank at the moment. I'm sure it was pretty funny. - HANG ON GUYS WE GOTTA SAVE YUI WITH MUH HAXX0R SKILZ - MUH HAX - MUH PROGRESS BARS MUST MEAN THAT MUH HAX IS WORKING - "What's this?" "Yui's heart" oh my [radio edit]ING GOD - Poor Yui, demoted to a piece of jewelry. Considering that's a heart she's wearing around her neck, that's actually kinda [radio edit]ed up. Prepare your kokoros. TL Note: kokoro means heart



ShmittlesThePoe	Mar 23 2014, 01:54 AM Post #187
Pirate Wavemaster Posts: 10,690 Group: Clanless Member #375 Joined: September 18, 2008 Gender: XY Country: #226#	ow, my kokoro.



simplechild	Mar 23 2014, 01:58 AM Post #188
My only feel is murder Posts: 12,119 Group: Fori Member #115 Joined: October 30, 2006 Gender: Burning Blog: What's All This, Then? Country: 'Nam. True Name: simplechild	To be quite honest I felt a wave of nausea when typing out kokoro so many times because I habitually read out loud in my mind whatever I read and ohgod not again my poor kokoro



Gilgamesh	Mar 23 2014, 02:14 AM Post #189
solbowz Aurarius Posts: 33,599 Group: Venus Clan Member #380 Joined: October 3, 2008 Gender: King of Heroes Blog: Shattered Symbosis Country: #226# True Name: Space Boyd Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6lFNXzC1g	I can tell you enjoyed this episode



simplechild	Mar 23 2014, 02:54 AM Post #190
My only feel is murder Posts: 12,119 Group: Fori Member #115 Joined: October 30, 2006 Gender: Burning Blog: What's All This, Then? Country: 'Nam. True Name: simplechild	In SAO space, no one can hear you suffer.



Necare	Mar 23 2014, 04:17 AM Post #191
Fallen Angel Posts: 11,553 Group: Waffle Wizard Member #344 Joined: June 11, 2008 Gender: Sexist Blog: The Asylum Country: 404 True Name: Necare	Holy shit, how how it taken me this long to read this. Literally the best.



Phoenix7	Mar 23 2014, 07:28 AM Post #192
Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~ Posts: 30,101 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #196 Joined: May 29, 2007 Gender: #225# Blog: #225# Country: #225# True Name: Peo!~	Kirito is a worse father than Templeverse!Jackal. Well at least I know there's no way this could possibly get any more terrib- simplechild "Yui's heart" Also if I see ONE MORE GOD DAMN CHARACTER ACT STUPID TO MAKE KIRITO SEEM SMART I'll punt a kitten



Peytral	Mar 23 2014, 07:45 AM Post #193
peytral pls Posts: 15,452 Group: Sol Clan Member #459 Joined: March 18, 2009 Gender: Miserable pile of secrets Blog: Ab Animo Pario Country: #0# True Name: Peytral Aznable	w h y



Kiki	Mar 23 2014, 09:33 AM Post #194
Kiki Martius Chantico Posts: 16,455 Group: Mars Clan (wololo!) Member #101 Joined: September 23, 2006 Blog: error# Country: #226#	AUGHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT EVEN IS THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS



Chrono Ivan	Mar 23 2014, 11:57 AM Post #195
He who strikes like lightning Posts: 9,651 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #251 Joined: September 19, 2007 Gender: Hurf Durf Blog: Arrythmia Country: #238# True Name: Chrono Ivan Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl9kSsLMz4E



Seoulbowz	Mar 23 2014, 12:19 PM Post #196
Supergeil Posts: 19,233 Group: Sol Clan Member #54 Joined: May 28, 2006 Blog: Edeka Country: #79# True Name: Friedrich Liechtenstein Theme Song: https://youtu.be/jxVcgDMBU94	The worst part about this is none of you get to hear Yui's voice. Literally the most annoying voice I've ever heard.



simplechild	Mar 23 2014, 12:58 PM Post #197
My only feel is murder Posts: 12,119 Group: Fori Member #115 Joined: October 30, 2006 Gender: Burning Blog: What's All This, Then? Country: 'Nam. True Name: simplechild	I seem to have replicated the collective shitstorm this anime caused while it aired. Mission Accomplished. @Bowz [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWuj2Xbr7qU[/youtube]



Raseren	Mar 23 2014, 01:40 PM Post #198
hello darkness my old friend Posts: 7,476 Group: Luna Clan Member #985 Joined: June 6, 2012 Gender: Boy Country: Japan True Name: Razzle Dazzle	simplechild Mar 23 2014, 12:58 PM I seem to have replicated the collective shitstorm this anime caused while it aired. Mission Accomplished. @Bowz [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWuj2Xbr7qU[/youtube] oh GOD.



Phoenix7	Mar 23 2014, 01:44 PM Post #199
Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~ Posts: 30,101 Group: Merc-Yuri Clan Member #196 Joined: May 29, 2007 Gender: #225# Blog: #225# Country: #225# True Name: Peo!~	I find the fact that Asuna willingly let Yui call her 'Mama' far more annoying. >:U



Saturos	Mar 23 2014, 02:19 PM Post #200
heart-under-blade Posts: 36,354 Group: Iris Member #2 Joined: March 20, 2005 Gender: Male Country: #0# True Name: Saturos Theme Song: https://youtu.be/mh5vyvMGhqE	^ yeah, likewise. I think that video just gave me cancer. Also the [radio edit]ing HEAD PATS.

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