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| Petition to put the CoD topic back in the GS forum | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 1 2014, 08:52 PM (4,641 Views) | |
| Saturos | Feb 5 2014, 11:18 PM Post #121 |
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Nell are you serious right now *joins Kiki and Bane in the corner* |
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| Nell | Feb 5 2014, 11:25 PM Post #122 |
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The Pretender
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I am 100% serious. The first time it happened, I was out, and I got two missed calls from my Turkish housemate just as I was walking home - I thought she had just forgotten her keys or something. When I got in, she practically ambushed me. Turns out she has a phobia of small clusters of dark things. She'd gone to have shower, then as she was turning on the water, looked up at the ceiling, and seen all these tiny newly-hatched spiders all over the roof. She was terrified that she was hallucinating. I took out all the towels and toothbrushes and things and sprayed the room with a generic insecticide, but as soon as it hit the spiders, they started falling, like black snow. I shut the door, sprayed under it, and came back the next morning and swept it all up. It's happened four or five times since. Anyway, as all Australians are told at a young age, the big spiders look the scariest, but it's the tiny ones that will actually kill you. The same housemate accidentally brought a redback in with her laundry once, and we had to explain to her that it was one of the most dangerous spiders in the country. |
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| Jenn-uh | Feb 5 2014, 11:28 PM Post #123 |
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lkfjlfkajsgrdlkdjfskldr;jh;lkatwjg;tlljkdfgldsk;djktjf aaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit shit shit |
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| Gilgamesh | Feb 5 2014, 11:29 PM Post #124 |
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solbowz Aurarius
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why the flying [radio edit] have you not hunted down whatever was laying the eggs and killed it 50 times |
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| Nell | Feb 5 2014, 11:35 PM Post #125 |
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Cause they crawl in from the garden through a gap at the top of the back bathroom wall and the landlord won't pay to have it sealed up, and the lease says I have to pay for any pest control work for pests inside the house (landlord pays for pests outside the house). Spose I could kick up a fuss about it one of these days, but I'm not optimistic. |
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| Jenn-uh | Feb 5 2014, 11:36 PM Post #126 |
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Can you just do a really thorough duct tape job? |
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| Bane Martius Agni | Feb 5 2014, 11:44 PM Post #127 |
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius
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Seal it yourself. Weld a metal plate over it, because there's no such thing as overkill here. Super glue maybe? Fire? Hey, have you ever seen one of those killer trees that put needles in people and make them want to kill themselves? |
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| Deleted User | Feb 5 2014, 11:54 PM Post #128 |
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the turn that this thread has taken is exxactly the reason for cod4 or cod6 being in the gs forum |
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| Dracobolt | Feb 6 2014, 12:04 AM Post #129 |
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Incorrigible
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Why? Does CoD have giant spiders in it?
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| Deleted User | Feb 6 2014, 12:06 AM Post #130 |
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| Dracobolt | Feb 6 2014, 12:13 AM Post #131 |
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Incorrigible
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Just another reason to nuke that too.
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| ShmittlesThePoe | Feb 6 2014, 12:37 AM Post #132 |
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I'm tempted to post those old meme pictures with Australian spiders that have health an mana bars... but I won't. |
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| Slimegunk | Feb 6 2014, 01:38 AM Post #133 |
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My servants never die
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aww i like those imgs anyone want spiderbro pics? |
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| Hisui | Feb 6 2014, 08:09 AM Post #134 |
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Seccy "no fun allowed" Secundum
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| Super Slash | Feb 6 2014, 09:02 AM Post #135 |
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Note to self: don't read a discussion about falling baby spiders while eating. |
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| Momentime | Feb 6 2014, 09:16 AM Post #136 |
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Gympie gympie. A cop one time tried to use it as toilet paper and then was in so much pain he elected to shoot himself. Or maybe you're talking about another one, but hey that one still makes people kill themselves. |
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| Enro | Feb 7 2014, 05:24 AM Post #137 |
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I have never had anything as bad as what Nell is describing... That is intense. I do have run ins with huntsmen every now and then though. They're actually harmless, but if you try to get rid of them they'll put the fear of God into you by [radio edit]ing scampering all over the place. They also like to hang out in tight spaces, so you can sometimes get some nice surprises when moving furniture and the like. |
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| Necare | Feb 7 2014, 05:31 AM Post #138 |
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sleep what the [radio edit] is that never heard of it
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| Phoenix7 | Feb 7 2014, 05:34 AM Post #139 |
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~
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