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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Kraden is amazing
Topic Started: Jan 9 2014, 06:56 AM (518 Views)
Hisui
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Seccy "no fun allowed" Secundum

Kraden is amazing! He should be worshipped!
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

For you, maybe
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Hisui
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Seccy "no fun allowed" Secundum

You don't agree? Heretic!
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Necare
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Fallen Angel

This is amazing.

:luna:
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Enro
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Sol Aurarius
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I love that guy. What a champ.
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Slimegunk
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My servants never die

Please, tell me more
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Wow, Seccy, I agree with you. Kraden is amazing!

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

Kraden teaches us so many things.
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Hisui
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Seccy "no fun allowed" Secundum

*Points to gilgameshes hairesy*
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

I do indeed worship the Kraden.
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Raseren
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hello darkness my old friend

Kraden is awesome!
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

I worshipped Kraden before all you plebians. You all thought I was starting a cult. Now I'll show ye!
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

I tried making my beard as glorious as Kraden's but it was impossible

Only the Almighty has a beard so magnificent
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Slimegunk
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My servants never die

Voodoo Seccy
Jan 9 2014, 03:24 PM
*Points to gilgameshes hairesy*
>hairesy

that hair is a siiiiin!!!1!
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Sol Aurarius
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The only hair-related sin is not having a beard as awe-inspiring as Kraden's.

WHICH WE HAVE ALL COMMITTED!

Weep and repent, ye sinners
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