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| Worst RPG You've Ever Played, Go; Let's get some discussion going | |
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| Necare | Apr 28 2015, 01:47 AM Post #161 |
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Fallen Angel
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*looks at topic title*
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| leaf | Apr 28 2015, 03:31 AM Post #162 |
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Crimson Leaf Vermillion
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Well, if it was technically a *role playing game*, then it would count, no? |
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| daigonite | Apr 28 2015, 06:45 AM Post #163 |
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I don't play a ton of games and frankly my library is pretty sparse but I do have the following to say. Most Boring RPG I've played: Glory of Heracles (DS) This isn't really a terrible game, but it is absolutely as bare bones as you can get with an RPG. There's almost nothing to make it stick out, the game is extremely linear and pretty predictable fare. I do like the battle theme though, its really damn catchy! Nothing of this game is really worth anything to note. |
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| The Phantom Squee | Apr 28 2015, 04:30 PM Post #164 |
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"
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I keep seeing a ton of copies of this game on the shelf at every game store I go to. Always thought that was weird given how I'd never heard a thing about it. |
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| Seoulbowz | Apr 28 2015, 04:54 PM Post #165 |
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Supergeil
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Adding to this: Trains in the Sky Also Golden Sun. |
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| Peytral | Apr 28 2015, 07:19 PM Post #166 |
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peytral pls
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ebbin xD |
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| Kiki | Apr 28 2015, 07:24 PM Post #167 |
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Kiki Martius Chantico
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GET out SOLBOWSE JUST GET OUT i don't mean that ;_; |
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| leaf | Apr 28 2015, 07:25 PM Post #168 |
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Crimson Leaf Vermillion
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(yes she does) |
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| Gilgamesh | Apr 28 2015, 07:26 PM Post #169 |
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solbowz Aurarius
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solbowz pls |
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| Peytral | Apr 28 2015, 07:27 PM Post #170 |
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peytral pls
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I know I do. pls go solbowz |
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| Kula Diamond | Apr 29 2015, 05:56 AM Post #171 |
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atlus tracts
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flying trains would make for an interesting game |
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| Phoenix7 | Apr 29 2015, 07:32 AM Post #172 |
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~
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Holy shit your trolling makes 4chan look pleasant. |
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| ShmittlesThePoe | Apr 29 2015, 08:52 AM Post #173 |
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Pirate Wavemaster
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iirc, there was a flying Train discovery in Skies of Arcadia. OMG SAME UNIVERSE CONFIRMED!!1! |
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| Crash | Apr 29 2015, 07:53 PM Post #174 |
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!
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The deal with that one is that there were like five games before it in Japan, stretching all the way back to Famicom. This was the only one to come to America. In Japan I don't think it's necessarily a huge seller but it at least has brand recognition so it didn't really need to do a lot to stand out or attract people. I guess Nintendo didn't feel the need to do anything to make it stand out here either. Another factor is that prior to this game the series had been owned by Data East, but when they went under, Nintendo acquired it, so they might have just been unsure of what to do with it altogether. |
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| Pianomanfreak | May 2 2015, 09:44 AM Post #175 |
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Scholar
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Lunar Dragon Song and Paper Mario Sticker Star. Oh btw Paper Mario for the Nintendo 64 is on the wii u virtual console. |
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| Delfeir | May 4 2015, 10:06 AM Post #176 |
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Adachi is not amused.
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A lot of these games I feel aren't terrible RPGs. Not great, but certainly not terrible, with a few exceptions. So feel glad if these are actually the worst RPGs you've ever played, because you could do a lot worse. You could be like me and have played Paladin's Quest, for example. I could do a write up on what I've played of this game that'd be quite legendary, but suffice to say that it's crappily drawn for SNES standards, the sound is awful, the battle system is eh, and the plot is... okay so at the very beginning of the game you're at this academy and some dude calls you out as a pansy and says you can not be a pansy if you go into this tower that they keep in the city. So you go into the tower, which is unguarded and unlocked, proceed one room in, flick a switch there AND IMMEDIATELY RELEASE THE WORLD DESTROYING ENTITY THAT HAS BEEN IMPRISONED THERE WHO PROCEEDS TO BRUTALLY MURDER THE WHOLE TOWN BUT YOU FOR SOME REASON AND NOW YOU HAVE TO GO STOP IT. That's right. You walked into a building in the middle of town... went in about two rooms... pushed a button and released Cthulhu upon an unsuspecting world. And I have never been able to get over how utterly stupid this is. I mean, seriously. Couldn't you have put a guard out the front to tell punk kids to get bent and go away? Put a password on the switch? Lock the [radio edit]ing door? Come on, guys. I played for maybe an hour after that but it was just baaad. And I've played a bunch of meh to actually bad RPGs but few if any come close to that stupidity. So yeah. Consider yourselves blessed that you haven't played it, and if you have, I know your pain. |
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| Kula Diamond | May 4 2015, 10:13 AM Post #177 |
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atlus tracts
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this topic needs virtual hydlide obv |
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| Crash | May 4 2015, 10:30 AM Post #178 |
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!
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It's funny how every port of Hydlide was absolutely horrible, because the original PC-88 version, while certainly not a great RPG, is at least tolerable from what I've seen of it. |
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