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Worst RPG You've Ever Played, Go; Let's get some discussion going
Topic Started: Jul 4 2013, 11:49 PM (6,433 Views)
Crash
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

I can't believe I never thought to get Monzaemon there and then just ignore Toy Town and do other stuff with my free Ultimate over and over.
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Jackal
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Come and Take It - Temple Tsundere

Bumping this topic since talking about it in Skype reminded me that Valhalla Knights 3 was an awful, awful game

It might even be worse than Cross Edge; at least Cross Edge wasn't outright offensive
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Seoulbowz
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Supergeil

Ys 1
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Crimson Leaf Vermillion

I clicked on this topic for the sole purpose of making sure I already raged about mage knight ds in this topic. I am placated now.
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Skylin
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2 Lewd 4 U

Final Fantasy 1, 2, 3, and 4 were all pretty meh. 5 was meh to me also, but at least better than the other 4. 3 being the worst. Though 1 not even having named characters was painful.

Outside of that White Knight Chronicles was pretty bad, especially for a PS3 era game. The Dragon Age II, while I had with it, could get so repetitive.
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atlus tracts

FFIII DS isn't even that bad (aside from garuda because [radio edit] garuda)

worst i've played is revenant wings probs (and i only played the start)
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Peytral
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peytral pls

Tiltyu
Aug 1 2014, 08:42 AM
FFIII DS isn't even that bad (aside from garuda because [radio edit] garuda)
You can't trick me, Squeenix shill.
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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

no u
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Admiral Miral
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The Light of Hope

Skylin
Jul 31 2014, 11:06 PM
Though 1 not even having named characters was painful.
How does a game not having named characters make it a bad RPG?
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Skylin
Jul 31 2014, 11:06 PM
Final Fantasy 1, 2, 3, and 4 were all pretty meh. 5 was meh to me also, but at least better than the other 4. 3 being the worst. Though 1 not even having named characters was painful.

Outside of that White Knight Chronicles was pretty bad, especially for a PS3 era game. The Dragon Age II, while I had with it, could get so repetitive.
LEONARD!

SIIIIISNAAAAAAAAA!


At least the gameplay was somewhat good in the second game, even if the story was still god awful.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Hinoa
Jul 5 2013, 12:18 PM
There was a licensed Lord of the Rings game that was buggy and horrible and not even playable past a certain point. I still want a refund for my time playing it.
This piece of shit:

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Obviously not a finished product, but was released anyway. Awful, awful game.
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Crash
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Wheey! I've became a human being!! I am very handsam!

accurately describes this piece of shit as well:
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so bad that volumes II and III were never made.

and also, I had forgotten that the Fellowship of the Ring games from the 2000s were actually not based on the movie. That's why The Two Towers game that was started with a bunch of levels that took place in the first book.
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

Adnarel
Aug 1 2014, 11:16 PM
Hinoa
Jul 5 2013, 12:18 PM
There was a licensed Lord of the Rings game that was buggy and horrible and not even playable past a certain point. I still want a refund for my time playing it.
This piece of shit:

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Obviously not a finished product, but was released anyway. Awful, awful game.
Parents got me this one for Christmas one year. It had a tendency to but out like crazy at Rivendell, the worst bug being one that wouldn't let you leave to finish the game.
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

Blade Dancer on PSP.

Slow as hell battles, enemies that storm you with superior stats or die like bugs, it takes 10 minutes to walk around incredibly spartan generic looking areas, the story can be summed up as 'ripping off multiple other better things badly' annnd yeah.
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The Spectral Star

hypersoda
Jul 5 2013, 11:32 PM
can we talk about grandia iii though

gameplay was fine, the plot is another story
Oh dear, there's a reason I think it's a huge shame there's not a new Grandia entry or its awesome battle system hasn't been imitated for other RPGs... Why did that series had to have such an unstable plot for its last entry...

Other than that, there was a RPG version of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Askaban for the GBA that was a big collection of interesting ideas falling short.

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OMFG SOMEONE MENTIONED CHAOS WARS.
I hated that game. The only reason I tried it out was because it got Growlancer characters. SO. DISAPPOINTING.
I had almost manage to forgotten and scrub the game from my mind.... until now......... ;;

I'm also going to say Shining Tears didn't do well with me either.

I could stomach things like Star Ocean: Till the End of Time because of their item making system, I think that was the only redeeming thing from that game for me. (dat two disc.)

Magna Carta was also another one I can barely get through, but that's because of the character portraits and TEARS OF BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

Has anyone mentioned Altiear Iris 2 and 3 yet? Or that horrible Mana Khemina 2?



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Jackal
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Come and Take It - Temple Tsundere

I'm bumping this topic because two and a half months ago, Sammieo bought me a game called The Desolate Hope for my birthday. The guy from Five Nights at Freddy's made it, it has JRPG-style battles at certain points that are supposed to be the draw of the game, and it is completely, utterly awful. I would show you gameplay footage, but I don't want to hurt anyone by making them watch that complete and utter trash. I honestly can't say anything I've played is as shit as that game with a very select few exceptions.
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Do really, REALLY poorly made romhacks count aswell?
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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

Jackal
Apr 27 2015, 03:51 AM
The guy from Five Nights at Freddy's made it
that's why it sucks

*runs*
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Somebody

Escaping is not the objective of this map

*drags Raymoo back in the map*
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