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You become a Kradenette.

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Computer Boom
Topic Started: Feb 1 2013, 06:33 AM (9,737 Views)
Raseren
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hello darkness my old friend

Kawaii
Feb 4 2013, 06:17 AM
Bane Martius Agni
Feb 4 2013, 02:52 AM
Holy [radio edit] I just realized I can individually block your goddamn ninja turtle thing jfc that thing was going to give me a seizure.
Please teach me how to do that master.
*Bows*
Adblock can block elements on a page which include that flashing thing~

Go to whatever "app" store your browser has and search Adblock. Should bring it up pretty easily.

Right click the flashing thing and do block element~
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Captain Skullfuck
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ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS

WHY HAS NO ONE BESTOWED A NEW FACEPALM COUNTER UPON SECCY? THERE ARE HAND MARKS ON MY FOREHEAD GUYS!
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

I have sigs disabled, so I didn't notice the ninja turtle thing. 8D
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

Simpsons did everyone's reaction, and better.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_-e_iSFE6g[/youtube]
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Tange9t
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Spooky

i

why would you even think thats a good idea

i mean COME ON

oh god i lost my ability to punctuate and properly capitalize
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The Grim Lich
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Legitimate Businessman

...this reminds me of Zoolander. "The files are in the computer?"
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Boner Midget
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

I come back here at least once a day to read this topic.

It's just so amazing.
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Hisui
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Seccy "no fun allowed" Secundum

The Grim Lich
Feb 6 2013, 04:35 PM
...this reminds me of Zoolander. "The files are in the computer?"
*The computer is smashed on the floor*
"Where did all the files go?"
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Fluff
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The Temple Asshole

Stevus Christ
Feb 1 2013, 01:13 PM
Well it looks like Seccy's computer....


:shades:


...met with a terrible Fate.
Just because of this post, we are friends again.
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

RadBrostache
Feb 6 2013, 09:26 PM
I come back here at least once a day to read this topic.

It's just so amazing.
I do this too, not every day, but when I need a special treat.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Fluff
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The Temple Asshole

Professor Yolk
Feb 2 2013, 03:08 PM
This is literally the best topic of 2013 and February only just started. I'm done guys, I'm just done.
qft
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Mireia
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Codename: Sailor T

Tiltyu
Feb 1 2013, 11:49 AM
UltaFlame
Feb 1 2013, 11:47 AM
Hey, you know, I was guessing semen, so this is a step down on the ick scale.
what
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

Ulta just pretended to be an orange while secretly being the biggest pervert of all

You're all fools for falling for his clever ruse
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Captain Skullfuck
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ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS

oh my god the picture in chapney's sig is the most relevant thing
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Edward
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Disciple
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Voodoo Seccy
Feb 1 2013, 09:28 AM
Not sure.
I think it was caused cause I left some stuff inside the computer.
Things that...ahem...Others shouldn't see, if you catch my drift.
You put a paperback manga in your computer filled with live wires!? :wat: If you couldn't read and display it in public you probably didn't need it.
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Necare
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Fallen Angel

Edward
Jul 15 2013, 05:36 PM
If you couldn't read and display it in public you probably didn't need it.
My dick tattooed with the entirety of World War Z begs to differ.

:luna:
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

Why would you do that, that movie was lame
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Necare
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Fallen Angel

Did I say movie script?

:luna:
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HyrulianJedi
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uguu~
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Commander Chris Hadfield
Feb 4 2013, 02:52 AM
9:1 odds I can come up with a better one before 2013 ends. :awe:
How's that coming, Bane?
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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Nowhere, HyrulianJedi, nowhere.
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