Temple of Kraden News:
| Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself. You become a Kradenette. Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes? One of us! One of us! One of us! Already one of us? Make your presence known: |
| We hate Tract! Cha, cha, cha! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 7 2012, 09:45 PM (2,474 Views) | |
| Thorion Martius Pele | Oct 7 2012, 09:45 PM Post #1 |
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Greatest of Kradenette Heroes
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You can discuss various portrayals of the kraken to your heart's delight here! |
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| Ian889 | Oct 7 2012, 11:17 PM Post #2 |
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.
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Kraken is the squid thing from pirates of the Caribbean. |
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| Raseren | Oct 7 2012, 11:31 PM Post #3 |
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hello darkness my old friend
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That thing has a lot of goddamn teeth. |
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| HyrulianJedi | Oct 8 2012, 02:01 AM Post #4 |
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uguu~
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| Super Slash | Oct 8 2012, 02:53 AM Post #5 |
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Remember guys, whenever you think I make pointless threads... |
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| Hisui | Oct 8 2012, 05:25 AM Post #6 |
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Seccy "no fun allowed" Secundum
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The kraken is in Karagolshipping. |
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| Saturos | Oct 8 2012, 09:26 AM Post #7 |
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heart-under-blade
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Kraken is one of the harder bosses in GS1. :c |
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| Kula Diamond | Oct 8 2012, 09:30 AM Post #8 |
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atlus tracts
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kraden *runs* |
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| Saturos | Oct 8 2012, 09:35 AM Post #9 |
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heart-under-blade
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Kraken is Tractatus |
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| Thorion Martius Pele | Oct 8 2012, 10:04 AM Post #10 |
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Too true, too true. |
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| Kiki | Oct 8 2012, 11:32 AM Post #11 |
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Kiki Martius Chantico
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RELEASE THE KRAKEN!! I was pretty proud when I realized you could cast sleep on the Kraken, he was pretty vulnerable to it. I felt like a gaming pro. Sometimes I think Kraken says Kraden. |
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| Tange9t | Oct 8 2012, 03:21 PM Post #12 |
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Spooky
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*Releases the Gracken instead* |
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| Thorion Martius Pele | Oct 12 2012, 08:17 PM Post #13 |
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Discuss all portrayals of the cyclops to your little hearts delight, my people! |
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| Kula Diamond | Oct 12 2012, 08:19 PM Post #14 |
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atlus tracts
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BEHOLD OPTIC BLAST wait wrong cyclops |
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| Raseren | Oct 12 2012, 08:22 PM Post #15 |
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hello darkness my old friend
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I like that they gave it only one eye. Makes it so easy to beat when you encounter it in dungeons. Though I guess the size makes up for that in most ways. |
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| Thorion Martius Pele | Oct 12 2012, 08:23 PM Post #16 |
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I'll let it slide. I'm still laughing about a drunk cyclops/Polyphemus joke from my classical civilization class from two years ago. |
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| Raseren | Oct 12 2012, 08:24 PM Post #17 |
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hello darkness my old friend
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Also tell this joke Thorion! |
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| Thorion Martius Pele | Oct 12 2012, 08:31 PM Post #18 |
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It wasn't as much a joke of words as it was a joke of pictures. Basically a guy in my class had a slideshow as a presentation giving a rundown of all the things going on in "The Odyssey." So to describe the part with Polyphemus the narrator says "He blinds a drunk cyclops." The picture is a guy dressed in an X-Men Cyclops costume holding a bottle of beer with a goofy look on his face. |
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| Raseren | Oct 12 2012, 08:34 PM Post #19 |
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hello darkness my old friend
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Oh god the imagery >_____>. Brb laughing insanely. |
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| Thorion Martius Pele | Oct 12 2012, 08:47 PM Post #20 |
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Yes, now just imagine being there to actually see it. |
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