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We hate Tract! Cha, cha, cha!
Topic Started: Oct 7 2012, 09:45 PM (2,469 Views)
Thorion Martius Pele
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Greatest of Kradenette Heroes

You can discuss various portrayals of the kraken to your heart's delight here!
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Ian889
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Death comes to all of those who oppose me.

Kraken is the squid thing from pirates of the Caribbean.
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Raseren
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hello darkness my old friend

That thing has a lot of goddamn teeth.
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HyrulianJedi
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uguu~
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Super Slash


Remember guys, whenever you think I make pointless threads...
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Hisui
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Seccy "no fun allowed" Secundum

The kraken is in Karagolshipping.
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

Kraken is one of the harder bosses in GS1. :c
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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

kraden

*runs*
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

Kraken is Tractatus
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Noah
Oct 8 2012, 09:35 AM
Kraken is Tractatus
Too true, too true.
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!

I was pretty proud when I realized you could cast sleep on the Kraken, he was pretty vulnerable to it. I felt like a gaming pro.

Sometimes I think Kraken says Kraden.
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Tange9t
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Spooky

Kiki
Oct 8 2012, 11:32 AM
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!
*Releases the Gracken instead*
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Discuss all portrayals of the cyclops to your little hearts delight, my people!
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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

BEHOLD OPTIC BLAST

wait wrong cyclops
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Raseren
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hello darkness my old friend

I like that they gave it only one eye. Makes it so easy to beat when you encounter it in dungeons. Though I guess the size makes up for that in most ways.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Reimu Hakurei
Oct 12 2012, 08:19 PM
BEHOLD OPTIC BLAST

wait wrong cyclops
I'll let it slide. I'm still laughing about a drunk cyclops/Polyphemus joke from my classical civilization class from two years ago.
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Raseren
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hello darkness my old friend

Also tell this joke Thorion!
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Thorion Martius Pele
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It wasn't as much a joke of words as it was a joke of pictures. Basically a guy in my class had a slideshow as a presentation giving a rundown of all the things going on in "The Odyssey." So to describe the part with Polyphemus the narrator says "He blinds a drunk cyclops." The picture is a guy dressed in an X-Men Cyclops costume holding a bottle of beer with a goofy look on his face.
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Raseren
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hello darkness my old friend

Oh god the imagery >_____>. Brb laughing insanely.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Yes, now just imagine being there to actually see it.
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