Gravity Falls

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Gravity Falls; “If you like laughing and then being deeply disturbed, in that order, you’ll love Gravity Falls.”
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The Phantom Squee	Feb 15 2016, 06:37 PM Post #81
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	I will never be ready.



bearface	Feb 15 2016, 08:48 PM Post #82
༼ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ Posts: 1,115 Group: Clanless Member #812 Joined: April 23, 2011 Gender: Female Country: #0# True Name: hypersoda	that was easily one of the most satisfying endings I've seen in a long time



epo	Feb 15 2016, 09:00 PM Post #83
Hope, Faith, Love, Luck Posts: 7,209 Group: Clanless Member #988 Joined: June 30, 2012 Gender: female Country: #0# True Name: epobbp/Nonary Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eVbNaH5_Rk	Agreed. I really liked the ending a lot.



Chrono Ivan	Feb 16 2016, 01:03 AM Post #84
He who strikes like lightning Posts: 9,651 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #251 Joined: September 19, 2007 Gender: Hurf Durf Blog: Arrythmia Country: #238# True Name: Chrono Ivan Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl9kSsLMz4E	That is how you end a show. Godspeed Hirsch, you magnificent mess.



The Phantom Squee	Feb 16 2016, 02:42 AM Post #85
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	>The eye rip You know, for kids.



Chrono Ivan	Feb 16 2016, 12:34 PM Post #86
He who strikes like lightning Posts: 9,651 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #251 Joined: September 19, 2007 Gender: Hurf Durf Blog: Arrythmia Country: #238# True Name: Chrono Ivan Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl9kSsLMz4E	Or you know, the chase. For kids!



bearface	Feb 16 2016, 02:57 PM Post #87
༼ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ Posts: 1,115 Group: Clanless Member #812 Joined: April 23, 2011 Gender: Female Country: #0# True Name: hypersoda	Chains and torture! You know, for kids.



The Phantom Squee	Feb 16 2016, 11:46 PM Post #88
Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?" Posts: 17,970 Group: Jupiter Clan Member #169 Joined: April 13, 2007 Blog: Tastes Like Homebrew Country: #0# True Name: Squee Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5KvMSVnafE	For real though, excellent finale. And I'm loving the ARG follow-up.

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