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Topic Started: Aug 21 2012, 10:38 PM (817 Views)
Dark Wizard of Golden Sun
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Leader of the Quakera Tribe

Hello my young ducklings and quakers. I want to pass on one of my last attempts of communication but all this static seems to to blur out my message. I Dark Wiza -static- f Golden Sun, duxc of the Quakera forum and The king of the Lost Waters, hereby -static- inform you that this forum is still my temple and that kraden is a fake poser who buys the worst brands of -static- and clothes. All hidden quakers at heart and active resistance of quakera never -static- rget your duty of pia and remember the code [static] I mean recipe. And the most important, always remember this [disrupted my static and Kradens ferocious grunts on a parallel channel]
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Hinoa
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Enabling Terrible Ideas since 2012

こんばんは! てめえは よこそ スクレター時 へ!
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ShinyGirafarig
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Giraffes are adorable.

ג'ירפה
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

--W-9jn--Nlnj--Ekjln--S
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leaf
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Crimson Leaf Vermillion

Is this a thread? I do believe this is a thread. It is a thread to which will be posted in. It is a thread to which has been posted in. It is a thread to which I am posting in. This thread is now my thread. I declare you unfit to be posting in this thread, O poser of little faith. Quakera is but a lie, propagated by what was once a thread. This thread. Your thread. It is no longer your thread. For this is now my thread. I declare it not just my thread, but the Temple's thread, and thereby Kraden's thread.

This thread is now about His Majesty, Kraden. BOW TO HIS MAJESTY.
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Raseren
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hello darkness my old friend

Kraden est magna.
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

*quakes*
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Mireia
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Codename: Sailor T

tengo doce años y ¿qué es esto
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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

sneila emalb i
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

Ix-nay the eresy-hay
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Dark Wizard is my hero. What an amazing unit.

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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