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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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If you are a master of stating the obvious, post here.
Topic Started: Aug 18 2012, 06:16 PM (1,055 Views)
Tractatus
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MadMustache
Aug 18 2012, 11:03 PM
Thorion
Aug 18 2012, 09:55 PM
ReidAlvein
Aug 18 2012, 09:28 PM
The sun is hot
And so am I!
That is not obvious at all.
The sex tape begs to differ.
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Necare
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Fallen Angel

Shmittles The Poe
Aug 19 2012, 12:15 AM
Dead Tom's dead



(Long John shot him)
Bear my children.

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Peytral
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peytral pls

Knee-Care
Aug 19 2012, 12:36 AM
Shmittles The Poe
Aug 19 2012, 12:15 AM
Dead Tom's dead



(Long John shot him)
Bear my children.

:luna:
Necare's a slut.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Greatest of Kradenette Heroes

Peytral
Aug 19 2012, 12:11 PM
Knee-Care
Aug 19 2012, 12:36 AM
Shmittles The Poe
Aug 19 2012, 12:15 AM
Dead Tom's dead



(Long John shot him)
Bear my children.

:luna:
Necare's a slut.
You're a master of stating the obvious, Peytral.
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ShmittlesThePoe
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Knee-Care
Aug 19 2012, 12:36 AM
Shmittles The Poe
Aug 19 2012, 12:15 AM
Dead Tom's dead



(Long John shot him)
Bear my children.

:luna:
why would I turn your children into bears?
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Raseren
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hello darkness my old friend

Shmittles The Poe
Aug 20 2012, 03:23 AM
Knee-Care
Aug 19 2012, 12:36 AM
Shmittles The Poe
Aug 19 2012, 12:15 AM
Dead Tom's dead



(Long John shot him)
Bear my children.

:luna:
why would I turn your children into bears?
Because your beary good at it.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Greatest of Kradenette Heroes

Raseren
Aug 20 2012, 12:58 PM
Shmittles The Poe
Aug 20 2012, 03:23 AM
Knee-Care
Aug 19 2012, 12:36 AM
Shmittles The Poe
Aug 19 2012, 12:15 AM
Dead Tom's dead



(Long John shot him)
Bear my children.

:luna:
why would I turn your children into bears?
Because your beary good at it.
You have made an incredibly lame pun.
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ShmittlesThePoe
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Pirate Wavemaster
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Thorion
Aug 20 2012, 04:55 PM
Raseren
Aug 20 2012, 12:58 PM
Shmittles The Poe
Aug 20 2012, 03:23 AM
Knee-Care
Aug 19 2012, 12:36 AM
Shmittles The Poe
Aug 19 2012, 12:15 AM
Dead Tom's dead



(Long John shot him)
Bear my children.

:luna:
why would I turn your children into bears?
Because your beary good at it.
You have made an incredibly lame pun.
you have commented on a magnificent pun
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Raseren
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hello darkness my old friend

Shmittles The Poe
Aug 21 2012, 12:07 AM
Thorion
Aug 20 2012, 04:55 PM
Raseren
Aug 20 2012, 12:58 PM
Shmittles The Poe
Aug 20 2012, 03:23 AM
Knee-Care
Aug 19 2012, 12:36 AM
Shmittles The Poe
Aug 19 2012, 12:15 AM
Dead Tom's dead



(Long John shot him)
Bear my children.

:luna:
why would I turn your children into bears?
Because your beary good at it.
You have made an incredibly lame pun.
you have commented on a magnificent pun
You commented on the best pun ever.
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