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ATTENTION SATUROS
Topic Started: Aug 2 2012, 11:00 AM (592 Views)
Lachesis
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What are birds?

DO YOU SEE THIS
IT IS A THREAD
IT HAS A POST
IT IS A THREAD WITH A POST ON A FORUM
ONE MIGHT EVEN BE SO PRESUMPTUOUS AS TO SAY
IT IS A POST IN A FORUM
THIS FORUM
IT IS A THREAD WITH A POST THAT IS IN THIS FORUM
NOW LOOK AT THE TOPIC CREATOR
NOW BACK TO ME
NOW BACK AT WHAT ARE YOU DOING
ARE YOU STUPID
WE ARE THE SAME PERSON
STOP FLAILING AROUND LIKE AN IDIOT
ARE YOU DONE
GOOD
NOW SINCE WE ARE THE SAME PERSON
AND I AM THUS THE TOPIC CREATOR
WHO HAS CREATED THIS TOPIC
AND THUS THIS POST
IT WOULD SEEM THAT I HAVE POSTED
THIS THREAD TO BE SPECIFIC
IN THIS FORUM
THUS I HAVE POSTED IN THE FORUM
NOT ONLY HAVE A I POSTED (IN THE FORUM)
BUT I HAVE DONE SO BY CREATING A THREAD
THUS ALLOWING MORE PEOPLE TO CREATE POSTS
AND THUS POTENTIALLY LEADING TO YET MORE POSTS
MADE BY MYSELF
BUT NOT MORE THREADS
BECAUSE THIS IS ALREADY A THREAD
YOU CAN'T MAKE THREADS INSIDE THREADS
THEN IT WOULD BE A ROPE
AND WHO EVER HEARD OF POSTING IN ROPES
WE'RE NOT TALKING BONDAGE TIME HERE
WE DON'T HAVE ANY GIANT CATS
OR ENOUGH RAGE
YOU CAN'T HAVE BONDAGE TIME WITHOUT GIANT CATS AND RAGE
IT JUST WOULDN'T WORK
LIKE POSTING IN ROPES
THAT DOESN'T WORK EITHER
IT'S CHAINS OR BUST
EXCEPT IF YOU'RE IN CHAINS YOU'RE PROBABLY IMPRISONED
WHAT ARE YOU DOING POSTING
GET BACK TO BEING MISERABLE

tl;dr

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UltaFlame
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Thanks Poui.

Murder more
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

lurk less.
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The Commander
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Kill Thalmor.

Bane Martius Agni
http://s9.zetaboards.com/The_Temple_of_Kraden/single/?p=8469976&t=7349854
lurk more.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

That's not what I said! You can't make things up and pass them off as truth!
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Raseren
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hello darkness my old friend

Bane Martius Agni
Aug 2 2012, 12:37 PM
That's definetely what I said.
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ReidAlvein
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If left blank, your default title currently will be: Phasmatis of Elementum

Oh no! The media is controlling what we say! We're gonna dieeeeeee
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ShmittlesThePoe
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Pirate Wavemaster
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I don't wanna die!!
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leaf
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Crimson Leaf Vermillion

Can I kill you anyway?
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ShmittlesThePoe
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Pirate Wavemaster
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Only if you let me know its comming! :D
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Raseren
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hello darkness my old friend

Okay, a a two ton anvil will fall on your head in two minutes.
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b l o n d e b o n d
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Wombo Combo

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Saturos
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<3 Lach, I enjoyed this immensely

this is why you need to post more on the forum
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Tractatus
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Tractatus ceases fapping, and climaxes all over the thread.
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Raseren
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hello darkness my old friend

"Ewwwwww."
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ReidAlvein
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Well done, Tract.
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SeaMonkeyFarmer
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Wifey

SeaMonkeyFarmer gets the mop.
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Lachesis
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What are birds?

I can't take you anywhere, Tractatus. You're worse than Necare. At least he only bleeds on the carpet.
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ShmittlesThePoe
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Pirate Wavemaster
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*puts on helmet*
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