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That satisfying feeling you get when you finally swat that darn fly
Topic Started: Jun 26 2012, 04:56 PM (436 Views)
Super Slash


Truly a great feeling.

One that I have yet to experience today. STOP FLYING, FLY
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ShinyGirafarig
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Giraffes are adorable.

I normally go for a well aimed Raid spray. Once I managed to suck one up (or was done twice?) with a vacuum hose.
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Phoenix7
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Odyssey, ya see~ Odyssey, ya see~

Just spray it to death; a lot easier, although you do have to contend with the smell of the stuff for a bit.
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Super Slash


I don't think we have any spray for them. =X
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Sithis
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Oh god yes. That is a fantastic feeling. Finally the little [radio edit]er is down. But I normally nuke them with fly spray.

Sometimes my dog eats them as well. It's hilarious to watch him suddenly snap in the air and then going around snapping at the windows as he's chasing the little bastard. And then when he's successfully eaten he just walks off like a boss.
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ReidAlvein
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Huh, I usually do it with my hands. Bitchslap the bitch hard enough and it will go flying down right away.
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ShinyGirafarig
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Giraffes are adorable.

My grandfather was pretty good at catching them with his hands and would pull the wings off and feed them to the ants.
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ReidAlvein
Jun 26 2012, 06:07 PM
Huh, I usually do it with my hands. Bitchslap the bitch hard enough and it will go flying down right away.
sorta this, I usually catch them between my hands. they're also usually too small to make a mess on my hands. my grandpa is really good at keeping the big flies out of the house, so.
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Emi Sugoi Strider
Jun 26 2012, 08:42 PM
they're also usually too small to make a mess on my hands.
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