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The Mongolian Death Worm
Topic Started: Jun 21 2012, 01:10 PM (2,227 Views)
ShmittlesThePoe
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Oh cool, it's a poison AND electric type Pokemon. Have there been any of those yet?

On a serious note:
meh, it could exist, or at least something like. I doubt it can do everything it's said to do though (particularly the electric discharge).
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

I can't believe you don't think I was serious. My entire squad was wiped out by these things. Everybody...except me. At least, I thought. Turns out another guy survived. Toombs...Poor Toombs. He was-no, I don't even want to say it.

Don't mock my pain, guys.
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Raseren
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hello darkness my old friend

He become a zombie?

Yeah for most things like I put it in plausible because new creatures are being discovered in places we thought were all catalogued completely.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

No, he isn't a zombie. A rogue black ops organization conducted tests on him.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Greatest of Kradenette Heroes

Stop, Bane. Be serious. Just be yourself, we don't want to hear from your temple persona, we want to hear from the real you.
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Hisui
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Seccy "no fun allowed" Secundum

Bane.
I'm so sorry to hear that.
Maybe we should create a temple rescue squad?
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Raseren
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hello darkness my old friend

I smell a Rp coming on.

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ShmittlesThePoe
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Cao Cao
Jun 23 2012, 12:02 PM
Maybe we should create a temple rescue squad?
can I be the cleric?
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Hisui
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Seccy "no fun allowed" Secundum

Sure.
I'm the squishy wizard.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

This is for you, Corporal Toombs!

Bane Martius Agni drinks alcoholic beverages
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Raseren
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hello darkness my old friend

I'll be the sexy enchantress.
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Valcos
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Whispering Moose Spirit of Destiny

The very pretty man enchantress? :unsure:
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Raseren
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hello darkness my old friend

Yes :)
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Greatest of Kradenette Heroes

Back on topic! All of you and pay no heed to Bane's lies.
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Raseren
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hello darkness my old friend

I can't be on topic with only me speaking!
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Valcos
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Whispering Moose Spirit of Destiny

Valcos intercourses with Chaser
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Raseren
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hello darkness my old friend

What fine intercoursing, but I think we should intercourse over the worm first.

Raseren intercourses the worm.
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ShmittlesThePoe
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Who shall be our mighty Warrior?
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The Commander
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Kill Thalmor.

Because I feel like screwing something, Imma gonna spill the beans:

Bane is not referring to the Mongolian Death Worm. He is in fact referring to a Thresher Maw. More specifically, read the stuff entitled Sole Survivor. Furthermore, this might also lend credence to the fact that Bane has long since resolved this issue. Therefore, you don't need to form a 5-man band to go running off to the rescue. You will only find broken lies and empty promises. Return to your lives and other RPs. Or your writings and video games. But heed not the hollow call of Bane's long-solved problems.

Good day.

Edit: In regards to the original topic at hand? I don't give a damn.
Edited by The Commander, Jun 23 2012, 10:07 PM.
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:ohnoes:
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