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I JUST DISCOVERED SOMETHING HEINOUS
Topic Started: Jun 16 2012, 01:29 AM (905 Views)
Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

JFC THIS IS HORRIBLE

http://s9.zetaboards.com/The_Temple_of_Kraden/single/?p=8459520&t=7334972
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Raseren
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hello darkness my old friend

I do not understand.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

You wouldn't. But it is truly a terrible thing to behold, for those of us who understand what it represents.

You know, the end of the world!
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Greatest of Kradenette Heroes

How?

Oh, and someone move this to POINTLESS GIBBERISH, ASAP.
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

I will, actually.

NO FUN ALLOWED, BUNE
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

And no candy canes for Gretchen Wieners bye
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Momentime
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uh oh

bune what are you on
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Saturos
Jun 23 2012, 10:57 PM
I will, actually.

NO FUN ALLOWED, BUNE
Thanks, oh and care to explain what Bane's and ravings were this time?
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

OMG HOW CAN THIS BE IN PG THIS IS IMPORTANT TEMPLE BUSINESS
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Greatest of Kradenette Heroes

Because everything you say is pointless gibberish, Bane.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

This temple cannot run without addressing the crime in my OP.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Greatest of Kradenette Heroes

I'm not familiar with what OP stands for. Please tell me what it stands for.
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The Commander
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Kill Thalmor.

Opening Post or Opening Poster.
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

*Original, usually. At least, in MY head.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Greatest of Kradenette Heroes

Okay, well that only begs the question of what crime?
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Draco's crime.
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Thorion Martius Pele
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Greatest of Kradenette Heroes

What is Draco's crime?
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The Commander
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Kill Thalmor.

Not finishing b-*shot*
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

She didn't use her mercury djinn. Jesus, did I really have to say it? Blasphemy.
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Raseren
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hello darkness my old friend

SHE DOESN'T NEED MERCURY DJINNI.
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