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This picture will scare you; You have been warned
Topic Started: Jun 5 2012, 04:31 PM (657 Views)
Lemubaby
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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

goatse.jpg
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Calibrations
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cock ninja

i hope the snake was okay :<

and the spider too but mostly the snake
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Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Stupid of the snake to get caught in that shit.
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General Lee
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Disciple
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Gasp
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Boner Midget
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

That's not fake?
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Kiki
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Kiki Martius Chantico

*whimpers*
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

I am going to go look at that image's filename.

It had better be australia.png.
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Valcos
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Whispering Moose Spirit of Destiny

D'aww they are so cute together.
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Poui
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Valcos
Jun 6 2012, 10:13 AM
D'aww they are so cute together.
At first I thought this.

Then I realized the snake was the spider's prey and was like "welp"
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

THEY ARE LOVERS AND YOU'LL NEVER CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
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Raseren
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hello darkness my old friend

They do love each other!
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

Jesus, I keep expecting there to be a mirror. I'm always pleasantly surprised.
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Kamui
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*moves away from mic to jump*

At first I was slightly off put because I hate snakes.

Then I noticed the giant ass spider...

I'm gonna need more newspapers.
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Valcos
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Whispering Moose Spirit of Destiny

What do you need newspaper for? o.O
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

For wetting.
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