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Gilbert Gottfried, voice of Iago, reads "Fifty Shades of Grey."
Topic Started: Jun 4 2012, 05:30 PM (714 Views)
Adnarel
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I'd rather be outside.

Oh my God, I'm dying.

PROTIP: "Fifty Shades of Grey" is literally erotic Twilight fanfiction with different names thrown in. It is exactly as hilarious as it sounds.
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Mireia
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Codename: Sailor T

oh my God

that is AMAZING

brb sharing with weepingcock
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Dracobolt
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Incorrigible

Dang it, you scooped me, was totally going to post that in my link roundup.

That said, this is amazing. XD

:mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeXKtAQZGqo[/youtube]

Amazing
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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

Brb library.
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Peytral
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peytral pls

This is a real thing

Right

Please let it be a real thing
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General Lee
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Disciple
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That's incredible.
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simplechild
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My only feel is murder
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im dying

help

my sides

my mind
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Momentime
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uh oh

The terrible thing is that it's even got a sequel. ._. The series popped out of [radio edit]ing nowhere on all the bookstore shelves.

I'd pay for the audiotrack of Gottfried reading the entire book, though.
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Necare
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Fallen Angel

Holy shit this is absolutely incredible.

:luna:
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DJ Octavio
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Check out my spicy wasabi beats

That was amazing.

Pass the brain bleach please.
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The Commander
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Kill Thalmor.

It's so [radio edit]ing bad, it wraps around and comes out the other damn side...
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