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#andthenIthrewitontheground; MAAAAAN
Topic Started: Jun 4 2012, 01:56 PM (400 Views)
Saturos
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heart-under-blade

"So I was playing the new Golden Sun game on my DS, going to meet my hawt waifu Star Magician

I'm a ship, and suddenly BATTLE!

MAAAAAAAAAAAN!

That's not Star Magician, that's Deadbeard in a robe and wizard hat!

AND THEN I THREW IT ON THE GROUND

(what, you think I'd forget those hips? MAAAAAN)"

credit to tractatus for unmasking the real identity of Star Magician in DD

WHAT DO YOU THROW ON THE GROUND!?
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Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND

I threw the rest of the cake too!
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Seoulbowz
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Supergeil

Sure is cOLD in here.
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Kris, Awooer of Worlds
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Awoo!

Man, Bowse, that joke is so fresh.
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Necare
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Fallen Angel

I love Andy Samberg.

:luna:
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

Bowz
Jun 4 2012, 03:31 PM
Sure is cOLD in here.
So this guy walks into my topic

says it's OLD

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Your name's Bowser, you're from the 80s!

AND I THREW HIM ON THE GROUND

*judos Bowz*
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Calibrations
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cock ninja

lol satty are you drunk
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Momentime
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uh oh

SOME BOSS TRIES TO GIVE ME IT'S SUMMON-

GROOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUND

NOBODY WANTS YOUR SUMMON

BOSSES

THEN THE BOSSES GOT UP

TURNS OUT THEY KNEW DJINN STORM

AND THEY STORMED ME IN THE BUTTHOLE
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Tange9t
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Spooky

I FELL TO THE GROUND

BUT DULLY DIDN'T LET UP

STORMING ON MY BUTTHOLE

OVER AND OVER

I WAS SCREAMING AND SQUIRMING

MY DJINNI WERE ON FIRE

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS

YOU CAN'T TRUST THE SUMMONS

MAAAAAN

:venus_djinn: :venus_djinn: :venus_djinn:
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Peytral
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peytral pls

^I love you both.
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Seoulbowz
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Supergeil

Chrissy Syreal
Jun 4 2012, 03:33 PM
Man, Bowse, that joke is so fresh.
ikr
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Peytral
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peytral pls

SO I WAS WALKING THROUGH THE BAND ROOM, GOING TO GET MY FOLDER

WHEN SUDDENLY, A TROMBONER HANDS ME SOME MUSIC

"HERE, YOU CAN JUST USE MINE"

MAAAAAAAAAAN

THIS ISN'T TREBLE CLEF, THIS IS BASS CLEF

I THREW IT ON THE GROOOOOOOUND

YOU MUST THINK I'M AN IDIOT

I AIN'T PART OF YOUR SECTION

MAAAAAAAAAAN
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Bane Martius Agni
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Archon Agni, of Clan Martius

I found a bomb

I THREW IT ON THE GROUND

NOW I'M DEAD
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