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I Don't Just Hate My Life....; My Life Hates Me Back!
Topic Started: May 22 2012, 03:10 AM (278 Views)
Saelnaha
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Let's just wait and see what happens.

I show up at work today, and the dude's like, "Yeah, I talked to Dennis, he said we can get off at midnight on Fridays as long as we all work at least 50 hours a week."

Everyone else besides me was working 55+ hours per week already, meaning they get a bunch of time off as a result of this. They'll likely spend their new-found Friday night getting wasted or something equally useless.

I, on the other hand, was working exactly 50 hours per week. I work around heavy machinery, so deciding to just not get off two hours early like everyone else isn't allowed out of fear of serious injury, meaning instead I have to work longer hours during the rest of the week just to get two extra hours of completely useless time.

I am clearly the only person on the goddamn planet who can't even have good things happen without god [radio edit]ing me over.
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Hell
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Hell hugs Stebe

Even though he does not have the arms to.
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Gilgamesh
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solbowz Aurarius

It's okay, Steve, *I* love you <3

...But no really, that sucks, bro.
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Saturos
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heart-under-blade

Man, 50 hours a week around heavy machinery? Hard as fawk, Stebe.

That still sucks, though. =<
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

Steve is so blue collar. o:

You need some blue overalls and to take up cigars man.
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