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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
Topic Started: May 18 2012, 09:50 PM (296 Views)
Super Slash


INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
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Necare
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Fallen Angel

My brother has been chanting this for days and it is driving me mad.

This did not help.


:luna:
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Seoulbowz
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Supergeil

Sure is cOLD in here.
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Super Slash


Yeah it is old, I remember it from like 2005.

But I was bored and posted it.
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bearface
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I have not heard this since I was...12?

Oh, the memories.
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Chrono Ivan
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He who strikes like lightning

Oh boy, a Renekton topic.
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Poui
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I have never heard this before and am confused.
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Boner Midget
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

Amazing.
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