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THE TRUTH REVEALED
Topic Started: May 13 2012, 10:19 PM (396 Views)
Lemubaby
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[11:11:26 PM] Wally-kun: I blame Necare
[11:11:33 PM] Killian Selestin (Necare): Fool
[11:11:35 PM] Killian Selestin (Necare): Blame Bane
[11:11:51 PM] Wally-kun: But you introduced her to homestuck
[11:11:54 PM] Wally-kun: It's all your fault
[11:11:58 PM] Killian Selestin (Necare): I what
[11:12:02 PM] Killian Selestin (Necare): You lying slutbag
[11:12:08 PM] (_(_(“・ω・`): Wally
[11:12:20 PM] (_(_(“・ω・`): Squee introduced me to Homestuck
[11:12:22 PM] (_(_(“・ω・`): blame him
[11:12:24 PM] (_(_(“・ω・`): for everything
[11:12:27 PM] MadMustache: necare sits on a throne of lies
[11:12:33 PM] Killian Selestin (Necare): I thought Lemu brought Homestuck to the Temple
[11:12:41 PM] Killian Selestin (Necare): And then brought Wally to the Temple
[11:12:44 PM] Killian Selestin (Necare): After they bonded
[11:12:47 PM] Killian Selestin (Necare): over homestuck
[11:12:50 PM] Killian Selestin (Necare): And made out
[11:12:56 PM] Killian Selestin (Necare): over homstuck
[11:12:56 PM] (_(_(“・ω・`): SO
[11:12:59 PM] Wally-kun: ....Shush
[11:12:59 PM] (_(_(“・ω・`): LONG AGO
[11:13:06 PM] Wally-kun: Just cause it's trufax
[11:13:09 PM] (_(_(“・ω・`): SQUEE POSTED A LINK IN THE SBOX
[11:13:20 PM] (_(_(“・ω・`): IT WAS AN OVERVIEW OF HOMESTUCK ACT BY ACT
[11:13:38 PM] MadMustache: damn it squee
[11:13:44 PM] (_(_(“・ω・`): THE ONLY THING THAT PERKED MY INTEREST WAS THE PANEL FEATURING EQUIUS AND ROBOARADIA MAKING OUT
[11:13:49 PM] (_(_(“・ω・`): SO I STARTED READING IT
[11:13:57 PM] (_(_(“・ω・`): AND THEN MY LIFE SPIRALED OUT OF CONTROL
[11:14:10 PM] Killian Selestin (Necare): Huh
[11:14:27 PM] Killian Selestin (Necare): Squee, that is infinitely more insiduous and aprolonged than any method I have used to destroy a life.
[11:14:32 PM] Killian Selestin (Necare): I commend you.
[11:14:47 PM] Wally-kun: Thanks Squee
[11:14:47 PM] MadMustache: whe nnecare compliments you on that
[11:14:50 PM] MadMustache: you know you did a good job
[11:14:51 PM] (_(_(“・ω・`): BY THE SBOX
[11:15:04 PM] (_(_(“・ω・`): HE PUNCHED MY LIFE IN THE SNOUT TO ESTABLISH HOMESTUCK
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

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Jenn-uh
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hunny bunchkins sugarcube lettuce chamomile sweetie pumpkin schnitzel fries

SO IT WAS YOU
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Boner Midget
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

DAMN IT SQUEE.
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The Phantom Squee
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Sound the horn and call the cry: "How many of them can we make die?"

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Kula Diamond
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atlus tracts

ok
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Peytral
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peytral pls

itt: Squee unwittingly trolled entire Temple
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solbowz Aurarius

Squee, if the Best Troll award wasn't discontinued, you'd have my vote.
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