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Temple of Kraden News: Welcome to the Temple of Kraden! ------ All worshipers may enter the Most Holy Place in single file, reflecting on the bountiful blessing Kraden hath provided unto him or herself since their last visit. Head coverings are not necessary, as true penitence and humility are found within. The Priests and Priestesses of Kraden endeavor to remind all that fresh orange juice is heavily preferred; only whores use frozen.
Greetings, heathen. Perhaps some fortuitous blessing of Kraden's grace hath led you to our humble Temple, or perhaps you are simply curious about this strange and wonderful cult. Should you be willing - and dare to hope - to achieve enlightenment, the door opens before you. Lo! Leave your old life behind! For once you step through, you become something more than just yourself.

You become a Kradenette.

Are you willing to make the rapturous plunge? Do you have what it takes?



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Topic Started: May 11 2012, 08:07 PM (266 Views)
Super Slash


bet you can't guess
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lawlz
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"HAHA, LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS."

It was me. Totally me.
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Kiki Martius Chantico

OH OH OH I KNOW THIS I KNOW THIS I [radio edit]ING KNOW THIS

ITS BANE ISNT IT

BANE

THAT SLY DEVIL
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Kiki
May 11 2012, 10:22 PM
OH OH OH I KNOW THIS I KNOW THIS I [radio edit]ING KNOW THIS

ITS BANE ISNT IT

BANE

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DAMMIT BANE! STOP BEING SO CRAFTY
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super slash....
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the spanish inquisition?
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No, Joe is gone. Although, nobody would expect it.
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